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Will Trump get stumped?
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#FeelTheBern
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blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

lol if you think Donald Trump gives a concession speech

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reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008
Voted for tonight's stumping.

I am the 7.54%

mrs. nicholas sarkozy
Jan 1, 2006

~let me see ya bounce that bounce that~

Sir Tonk posted:



Goddamn America

lmao, what a hideous visage

Mitt Romney
Nov 9, 2005
dumb and bad

Concerned Citizen posted:

Bernie is outperforming in rural Iowa. He swept most of SW Iowa except for Mills and Cass (at least so far). He won Sioux City and much of NW Iowa. But the three big Bernie areas - Story, Johnson, and Black Hawk - are letting Hillary run way too close. This is giving Hillary the win. The students are not turning out at a sufficient rate.

Yeah it's quite funny that they are over performing in areas they aren't supposed to.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
Rubio to speak in about 5 minutes. My guess: he's gonna be pretty happy.

AsInHowe
Jan 11, 2007

red winged angel
What do Iowa and Atlantic City, NJ have in common?

Trump went bankrupt in both places.

What a sad, sad loser, Donald Trump. A loser, with a fanbase of losers.

DutchDupe
Dec 25, 2013

How does the kitty cat go?

...meow?

Very gooood.
Who cares who wins on the GOP side lol. Either way Cruz or Trump look loving dumb, and right now it is Trump for the first time. It's a shame Rubio did well tho the narrative for him will be strong in the media for the next few days.

defectivemonkey
Jun 5, 2012
CNN explaining that 99% is based on expected turnout and doesn't necessarily mean it's 99% of actual votes.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
Iowa is such a dumb, lovely state.

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

ReidRansom posted:

his face really offends me it's just nasty

Rynn
Jul 23, 2003

mrs. nicholas sarkozy posted:

lmao, what a hideous visage

His daughter wouldn't even hug him while on camera, that should tell you a lot.

Demonachizer
Aug 7, 2004
.8%

Corek
May 11, 2013

by R. Guyovich
0.8%

Propaganda Hour
Aug 25, 2008



after editing wikipedia as a joke for 16 years, i ve convinced myself that homer simpson's japanese name translates to the "The beer goblin"

detectivemonkey posted:

CNN explaining that 99% is based on expected turnout and doesn't necessarily mean it's 99% of actual votes.

what a useless loving metric

mrs. nicholas sarkozy
Jan 1, 2006

~let me see ya bounce that bounce that~
it's his weird tiny teeth

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
Ultimate Trump move would be to wait for Ted to start speaking and then immediately take the stage. Who would the networks cut to?

A Neurotic Jew
Feb 17, 2012

by exmarx

Sir Tonk posted:



Goddamn America



:lol:

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
God dam, Carson got 4th place what the loving god drat hell you state full of nit brains

Slate Action
Feb 13, 2012

by exmarx

ReidRansom
Oct 25, 2004


:siren:0.8%:siren:

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

paranoid randroid posted:

hold the fricking phone, cspan went and found themselves a genuine fiorina supporter
Whoa, that might actually be the most surprising piece of news tonight!

blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

The winner of the GOP Iowa caucus has 28% of the vote. ha

Brannock
Feb 9, 2006

by exmarx
Fallen Rib
Oh my god I can't take this anymore

Seventeen percent precincts to report come onnnnnn

Parmesan Basil
Nov 12, 2008

TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK
Cruz/Trump is a powerful ticket. Can Sanders/O'Malley do a lot of damage?

Demonachizer
Aug 7, 2004
Ted Cruz looks like a man wearing a Ted Cruz halloween mask.

blue squares
Sep 28, 2007


plz

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

Rynn posted:

His daughter wouldn't even hug him while on camera, that should tell you a lot.

In the beginning she's trying to flick him in the face

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
0.8%

COME ON BERNIE

THIS MUST BE WHAT HORSE TRACKS ARE LIKE

oystertoadfish
Jun 17, 2003

rubio and trump are pretty likely to round to the same number of delegates at this point, but the fact that everybody's panting after those last thousand votes goes to show that the delegate match is about 1% of the relevance of iowa. it's all about, as cnn just said, 'bragging rights'

which is why this is bad for trump. now that Actual Voting Results exist that indicate he might actually not be as good at politicianing as the politicians he has a tougher argument to make

Emanuel Collective
Jan 16, 2008

by Smythe

Pick posted:

God dam, Carson got 4th place what the loving god drat hell you state full of nit brains

Iowa is actually p. cool if you ignore everything west of Des Moines (Cruz & Carson country)

Franks Happy Place
Mar 15, 2011

It is by weed alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the dank of Sapho that thoughts acquire speed, the lips acquire stains, stains become a warning. It is by weed alone I set my mind in motion.

foobardog posted:

If the superdelegate counts were even, this would be a win for Sanders, who would be punching way above his weight. But with Clinton's big lead in superdelegates, and tying Clinton in Iowa, he's not getting enough delegate space over Clinton right now to win.

This is like trying to calculate national GDP based on how many hot dogs Grey's Papaya sold on January 1st.

Prof. Lurker
Mar 10, 2015

I've got the fire of human liberty!

I'm setting fires everywhere!

And humans are turning on everywhere!
Meh, Cruz won't do so well after Iowa, I think.

Pissed that I sold my Rubio shares a while ago.

Brannock
Feb 9, 2006

by exmarx
Fallen Rib
:frogsiren:

0.8%!

:frogsiren:

Donald Trump
Jan 31, 2016

by exmarx
Iowa doesn't pick winners. 20 years in a row now, think of it.

blugu64
Jul 17, 2006

Do you realize that fluoridation is the most monstrously conceived and dangerous communist plot we have ever had to face?

Pick posted:

Iowa is such a dumb, lovely state.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
For god's sakes, Cruz, get a bhleph, you look like a loving melting snowman

SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
CLINTON LEAD DOWN TO POINT EIGHT PERCENT

Emanuel Collective
Jan 16, 2008

by Smythe

EugeneJ posted:

0.8%

COME ON BERNIE

THIS MUST BE WHAT HORSE TRACKS ARE LIKE

A great victory! For Hillary!

MariusMS
Jan 26, 2006

Who's laughing now?
Clapping Larry
These results are the best for maximum internet tears, the only metric that matters.

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Shammypants
May 25, 2004

Let me tell you about true luxury.

Joementum posted:

Ultimate Trump move would be to wait for Ted to start speaking and then immediately take the stage. Who would the networks cut to?

In response, Cruz never takes the stage, and neither does Trump

Check mate Trump

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