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Will Trump get stumped?
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#FeelTheBern
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Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012

Looking cute, feeling cute.

Pick posted:

God dam, Carson got 4th place what the loving god drat hell you state full of nit brains

He has a soothing voice.

That's really it. That's his only appeal.

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Joementum posted:

Rubio to speak in about 5 minutes. My guess: he's gonna be pretty happy.

Yeah, with Trump beaten so handily after running on a campaign of,"I'm a winner, losers suck!", people are likely to turn on Cruz for being almost equally unpleasant and that can only be good news for Rubio.

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

Joementum posted:

Ultimate Trump move would be to wait for Ted to start speaking and then immediately take the stage. Who would the networks cut to?

I really hope he does that, you know they'll instantly cut to Trump.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Donald Trump posted:

Iowa doesn't pick winners. 20 years in a row now, think of it.

I guess Iowans liked 9/11 destroying NYC

The Human Crouton
Sep 20, 2002

So does Trump invest in a ground game from here on?

fknlo
Jul 6, 2009


Fun Shoe

quote:

fivethirtyeight: "25 percent of Polk County (Des Moines) is still out compared to just 17 percent of the statewide vote still out. Des Moines is home to the largest concentration of non-white Democrats in Iowa, and Clinton leads there by 8.2 percentage points tonight."

:fork:

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007

loving :nms: that poo poo

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

MariusMS posted:

These results are the best for maximum internet tears, the only metric that matters.

Pellisworth
Jun 20, 2005
Bernie been steadily closing that gap

But at this point I don't think it matters all that much actually wins, the narrative is going to be how crazy close it was.

A genuine tie would be hilarious

Pohl
Jan 28, 2005




In the future, please post shit with the sole purpose of antagonizing the person running this site. Thank you.

Pick posted:

The hate against her in here is super gross.

We get it. I like Hillary, but man, her supporters are super loving annoying.

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
Clinton declares victory over Sanders.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

CNN projects Cruz to win now as well.

blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

EugeneJ posted:

0.8%

COME ON BERNIE

THIS MUST BE WHAT HORSE TRACKS ARE LIKE

horse tracks?

Grouchio
Aug 31, 2014

:siren: 0.7% :siren:

InsanityIsCrazy
Jan 25, 2003

by Lowtax

Pick posted:

Iowa is such a dumb, lovely state.

carson still around 10%...!

ReidRansom
Oct 25, 2004


CLinton declaring victory, please let her lose hahahahahahahaha

Trash Trick
Apr 17, 2014

Bernie needs to make up 0.8% with 90% reported. Come on guys. Give me a break.

axeil
Feb 14, 2006
:siren: Clinton campaign declaring victory :siren:

Parmesan Basil
Nov 12, 2008

TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK

Emanuel Collective posted:

Iowa is actually p. cool if you ignore everything west of Des Moines (Cruz & Carson country)

Iowa is mad cool, it's true.

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

PT6A
Jan 5, 2006

Public school teachers are callous dictators who won't lift a finger to stop children from peeing in my plane
Good loving going, you useless hicks (the people of Iowa, I mean). You managed to pick the one guy who's worse than Donald Trump, and also the one guy who's even less pleasant to look at.

What the gently caress are people there thinking?

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
Seriously, Trump losing to Cruz with Rubio a hair's breath away from him, Clinton pulling a close win that's less close when you look at the delegates vs the votes, this caucus was perfect for maximum weeping

blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

Hillary Clinton: "Mission Accomplished."

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

https://twitter.com/chucktodd/status/694360555318947840

cruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuz

foobardog
Apr 19, 2007

There, now I can tell when you're posting.

-- A friend :)

Franks Happy Place posted:

This is like trying to calculate national GDP based on how many hot dogs Grey's Papaya sold on January 1st.

You're probably right. I'm just not feeling the Bern hard enough. :(

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
microsoft sucks, the websites are slow and don't load

William Bear
Oct 26, 2012

"That's what they all say!"

Joementum posted:

Rubio to speak in about 5 minutes. My guess: he's gonna be pretty happy.

"See guys, I said I was going to come in 3rd and I came in 3rd!" :smuggo:


Also, I'm glad CNN put a great picture on their homepage tonight:

fknlo
Jul 6, 2009


Fun Shoe

Pohl posted:

We get it. I like Hillary, but man, her supporters are super loving annoying.

Hillary supporters are the annoying ones?

loving :lol:

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
0.7%

COME ON BERNIE

DADDY NEEDS A NEW HEALTH PLAN

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY
clinton campaign is calling victory lol if they lose in the end

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

he gone

https://twitter.com/DylanByers/status/694361529441849345

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

Thump! posted:

Quick reminder that Iowa went for Santorum and fuckin Huckabee in the last two elections so uh

also a reminder that mccain and romney weren't babies who claimed they could win everything at all times ever and everyone else is idiot losers.

Flambeau
Aug 5, 2015
Plaster Town Cop
Rubio stuck at 1.5 below Trump

Emanuel Collective
Jan 16, 2008

by Smythe

Pellisworth posted:

Bernie been steadily closing that gap

But at this point I don't think it matters all that much actually wins, the narrative is going to be how crazy close it was.

A genuine tie would be hilarious

Clearly this technical victory over an independent rural Socialist is a great victory for Slay Queen Clinton, Hillaryis45

DutchDupe
Dec 25, 2013

How does the kitty cat go?

...meow?

Very gooood.
Cruz has officially stumped Trump.

Chromatic
Jan 21, 2005

You guys ready to hear a satanic song?
holy loving poo poo 11 vote lead for hillary

this is close

Doorknob Slobber
Sep 10, 2006

by Fluffdaddy
Haha Clinton declaring victory even though the gap is closing .01% by .01%. Would be loving hilarious if they tied or lost by .01% though.

Space Pussy
Feb 19, 2011

Andrea Mitchell just loves rimming that Clinton rear end in a top hat every chance she gets :fuckoff:

MeatwadIsGod
Sep 30, 2004

Foretold by Gyromancy

ReidRansom posted:

his face really offends me it's just nasty

That's because it's all the worst aspects of Pat Buchanan and Joseph McCarthy combined. Revulsion is a reflex arc.

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SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug

Donald Trump posted:

Iowa doesn't pick winners. 20 years in a row now, think of it.

3 of 4 people did not caucus for Trump, think of it.

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