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| In my dreams Football Johnny forever rolls right gesticulating and pump faking and lowering his head into clown rear end fools and he's got a good buzz on and he's throwing incredibly late to a receiver who's been open since the dawn of time and when he completes the touchdown pass he pops a bottle at the club and i wake up and i am Active in my Private Area |
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Late on the bullshit corporate work chat, but I would love have a lovely office job with all of you fuckers. That would be so much fun.
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AAA DOLFAN posted:Yikes please advise is passive aggressive? It's pretty regular in lawyer town if the glove does not fit, you must acquit please advise
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Feb 3, 2016 14:13
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One of your employees was supposed to do something that makes me able to do my job. They haven't done it. Please advise.
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Feb 3, 2016 14:16
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Chilichimp posted:Late on the bullshit corporate work chat, but I would love have a lovely office job with all of you fuckers. "Hey did you see that thing so and so posted on the forums?" "Yeah. That was funny." "Heh. Yeah." "So, it's 9:17....."
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Feb 3, 2016 14:17
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I work with a bunch of redditors this is life at 30 when you work with a bunch of 22-24 year old comp-sci guys I guess
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Feb 3, 2016 14:31
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Ehud posted:I work with a bunch of redditors You'll finally have some common ground to talk about when you have kids.
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Feb 3, 2016 14:59
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Ehud posted:I work with a bunch of redditors I'm the COO of my family's construction firm which is cool bc I'm 20-40 years younger than everyone I deal with every day
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Feb 3, 2016 15:08
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DrunkPanda posted:Most football players dream about getting to the NFL some day and think of it as some sort of fantasy. Johnny sees it as "just wasting time until dad forces me to get a job at his company, where I'll get paid more than I'm making now to sit in a corner office and watch porn all day while getting blow jobs from the cute receptionist". So he has affluenza? Truly the epidemic of our time.
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Feb 3, 2016 15:15
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FizFashizzle posted:"Hey did you see that thing so and so posted on the forums?" 9:17, huh? Sounds like Eli's TD:INT ratio, amirite? EEEEEEEEEEEEEH?!?!?! *rib shots*
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Feb 3, 2016 16:00
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Feb 3, 2016 16:01
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Chilichimp posted:9:17, huh? Sounds like Eli's TD:INT ratio, amirite? EEEEEEEEEEEEEH?!?!?!
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Feb 3, 2016 16:02
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I hope no one gets a "rib shot"! That would be a call to HR!
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Feb 3, 2016 16:08
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I was going for the full Ned Ryerson, so dumb joke + jabbing you in the ribs several times. edit: nevermind, I'm disturbed by this train of thought.
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Feb 3, 2016 16:13
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so, 10:15....lunch?
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Feb 3, 2016 16:14
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FizFashizzle posted:so, 10:15....lunch? 
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Feb 3, 2016 16:23
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I'll have the "Green 18" special. Not, I don't need 4 bratwursts, sauerkraut, and a cub of fried cheese curds but I WANT THEM, rear end!
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Feb 3, 2016 16:29
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DrunkPanda posted:Most football players dream about getting to the NFL some day and think of it as some sort of fantasy. Johnny sees it as "just wasting time until dad forces me to get a job at his company, where I'll get paid more than I'm making now to sit in a corner office and watch porn all day while getting blow jobs from the cute receptionist". What exactly his family owns because I always read that he is rich as gently caress but nobody ever mentions how
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Feb 3, 2016 16:39
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Oil barons.
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Feb 3, 2016 16:42
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Mystic Stylez posted:What exactly his family owns because I always read that he is rich as gently caress but nobody ever mentions how Yeah they're old Texas Oil money.
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Feb 3, 2016 16:43
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Mystic Stylez posted:What exactly his family owns because I always read that he is rich as gently caress but nobody ever mentions how After a quick search, it looks like oil is the answer.
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Feb 3, 2016 16:45
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Mystic Stylez posted:What exactly his family owns because I always read that he is rich as gently caress but nobody ever mentions how They have outlaw bloodlines.
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Feb 3, 2016 16:45
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Also...quote:cockfighting, small-time grifting, match-fixing, and, if you believe the federal indictments, cocaine-trafficking and murder. "outlaw bloodlines" efb
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Feb 3, 2016 16:46
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Well now it all makes sense
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Feb 3, 2016 16:50
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Apparently there's a whole breed of cockfighting rosters named after the Manziels.
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Feb 3, 2016 16:52
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I wish Johnny Football was a functional alcoholic instead of the bad kind. '
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Feb 3, 2016 16:55
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Kalli posted:I wish Johnny Football was a functional alcoholic instead of the bad kind. Joe Namath needs to start mentoring him.
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Feb 3, 2016 17:47
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NC-17 posted:Also... Someone get Buford Pusser on the phone!
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Feb 3, 2016 17:52
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MY NIGGA D-LINK posted:I'm the COO of my family's construction firm which is cool bc I'm 20-40 years younger than everyone I deal with every day Hey, you may not be the guy who makes deposits at the bank for the business but if you are please stop being afraid to deposit over $10k cash. Construction firms and farmers are the absolute worst with structuring cash, so it isn't like I know who you are. Unless maybe you're in Missouri in which case the above request definitely applies. If you don't make the deposits please pass it along. Checks don't count. It's just cash that counts for the reporting. Structuring is illegal, banks are really good at catching it, and not only are you more likely to get audited by the IRS if you're reported for structuring but the bank will shut your accounts down and make it drat hard for another bank to pick you up with database flags. It also gets in the way of me being able to go after the actual bad guys (human trafficking rings masquerading as a transoceanic luxury car buyer/shipper).
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Feb 3, 2016 18:35
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FAUXTON posted:Hey, you may not be the guy who makes deposits at the bank for the business but if you are please stop being afraid to deposit over $10k cash. Construction firms and farmers are the absolute worst with structuring cash, so it isn't like I know who you are. Unless maybe you're in Missouri in which case the above request definitely applies. Ok, whatever dad 
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Feb 3, 2016 18:38
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FAUXTON posted:Hey, you may not be the guy who makes deposits at the bank for the business but if you are please stop being afraid to deposit over $10k cash. Construction firms and farmers are the absolute worst with structuring cash, so it isn't like I know who you are. Unless maybe you're in Missouri in which case the above request definitely applies. I'm picturing you as a forensic accountant who resembles Frank Grimes from the Simpsons.
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Feb 3, 2016 18:41
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Fauxton your job sounds like it's actually interesting vs some dudes nepotism and the rest of our boring office jobs. Investigator for government or third party private investigation firm?
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Feb 3, 2016 19:07
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FAUXTON posted:Hey, you may not be the guy who makes deposits at the bank for the business but if you are please stop being afraid to deposit over $10k cash. Construction firms and farmers are the absolute worst with structuring cash, so it isn't like I know who you are. Unless maybe you're in Missouri in which case the above request definitely applies. I personally don't deal with accounts payable or receivable, apart from signing off on paying subcontractors. But I don't write the checks, accounting does. The only money that means anything to me is operating capital, and of course managing the budgets on my projects. Besides, the type and scale of the work we do would preclude anyone from paying in cash.
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Feb 3, 2016 19:16
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When President Sanders is sworn in the first thing he's gonna do is outlaw all inherited wealth and smash nepotistic enterprises hope you're ready to flip some burgers buddy
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Feb 3, 2016 19:45
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Chilichimp posted:Late on the bullshit corporate work chat, but I would love have a lovely office job with all of you fuckers. corporate office jobs are boring as gently caress and you most certainly don't want one if you value your sanity
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Feb 3, 2016 19:49
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Ammanas posted:When President Sanders is sworn in the first thing he's gonna do is outlaw all inherited wealth and smash nepotistic enterprises hope you're ready to flip some burgers buddy Just an fyi if you nerds are implying this about me, I apprenticed in every trade my company performs, and carry a journeyman card with the carpenter's union. I've been swinging a hammer since I was 5, and didn't get an executive job until 2 years ago
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Feb 3, 2016 19:53
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"John, I have just received your expense report and, per our company policy, it appears you have charged $5,200 for bottle service to your corporate card. Please advise." - An e-mail from some dweeb in accounting at JFF's family's company in five years
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Feb 3, 2016 19:54
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MY NIGGA D-LINK posted:Just an fyi if you nerds are implying this about me, I apprenticed in every trade my company performs, and carry a journeyman card with the carpenter's union. I've been swinging a hammer since I was 5, and didn't get an executive job until 2 years ago You should easily transition into the people's workers group.
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Feb 3, 2016 19:55
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MY NIGGA D-LINK posted:Just an fyi if you nerds are implying this about me, I apprenticed in every trade my company performs, and carry a journeyman card with the carpenter's union. I've been swinging a hammer since I was 5, and didn't get an executive job until 2 years ago But your family still owns the means of production. You will pay for their crimes.
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Feb 3, 2016 19:57
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Parents let him bang nails into a 2x4 at a work site when he was 10 now he thinks he's a laborer. Smh
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Dubious posted:corporate office jobs are boring as gently caress and you most certainly don't want one if you value your sanity
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