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| In my dreams Football Johnny forever rolls right gesticulating and pump faking and lowering his head into clown rear end fools and he's got a good buzz on and he's throwing incredibly late to a receiver who's been open since the dawn of time and when he completes the touchdown pass he pops a bottle at the club and i wake up and i am Active in my Private Area |
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Has anyone considered that this was actually Johnny from the future?
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NC-17 posted:Has anyone considered that this was actually Johnny from the future? You know, I figured the hobo told Haslam to draft JFF was Johnny from the future, but I suppose that he could become this dude before becoming the hobo
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Feb 4, 2016 03:14
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There are at least four time johnnies in our current timeline, they're numbered 1, 3, 4, 5
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Feb 4, 2016 03:17
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This is the Platonic Clevelander.
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Feb 4, 2016 03:19
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MY NIGGA D-LINK posted:I personally don't deal with accounts payable or receivable, apart from signing off on paying subcontractors. But I don't write the checks, accounting does. The only money that means anything to me is operating capital, and of course managing the budgets on my projects. Besides, the type and scale of the work we do would preclude anyone from paying in cash. Look at Old Family Money McGee here. For the longest time posting like he was a normal just like the rest of us
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Feb 4, 2016 03:35
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Not the fan Cleveland needs, but certainly the fan Cleveland deserves.
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Feb 4, 2016 03:42
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He looks like a fatter, uglier Patton Oswalt
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Feb 4, 2016 03:42
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I'm kind of hoping that John Football goes direct to CFLFAUXTON posted:Sort of in between - I'm employed by a large bank as a money laundering investigator, except my reports go to the treasury and the risk management/compliance administration organizational budget isn't affected by the bank's performance (e.g. we have no skin riding on whether we terminate or retain a relationship for example). They've set it up so that we're about as independent of bank influence as possible while still having access to all the systems for investigation. Sup BSA/AML buddy
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Feb 4, 2016 03:57
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Hockles posted:You know, I figured the hobo told Haslam to draft JFF was Johnny from the future, but I suppose that he could become this dude before becoming the hobo Johnny Football is the real life version of that Heinlein short story where every character is the same person, just at a different point in time. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/All_You_Zombies
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Feb 4, 2016 04:04
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sweet thursday posted:He looks like a fatter, uglier Patton Oswalt
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Feb 4, 2016 04:26
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Allahu Snackbar posted:Sup BSA/AML buddy Not much, just put in a couple 14-hour days because ugh people always move tons of cash in december
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Feb 4, 2016 04:56
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R.D. Mangles posted:There are at least four time johnnies in our current timeline, they're numbered 1, 3, 4, 5 Imagine four Manziels on the edge of cliff...
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Feb 4, 2016 05:20
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ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:Imagine four Manziels on the edge of cliff... The Manziel nearest the edge of the cliff wildly scrambles and blindly heaves a pass to the Manziel wearing a blonde wig in Vegas Browns draft picks work this way
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Feb 4, 2016 05:25
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Allahu Snackbar posted:The Manziel nearest the edge of the cliff wildly scrambles and blindly heaves a pass to the Manziel wearing a blonde wig in Vegas With the 2nd pick in the 2016 NFL Draft, The Cleveland Browns select that cliff
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Feb 4, 2016 05:30
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swickles posted:Johnny Football is the real life version of that Heinlein short story where every character is the same person, just at a different point in time. That's a good movie too.
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Feb 4, 2016 06:54
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computer parts posted:That's a good movie too. That actress was terrible. She was the most unconvincing man I've ever seen since myself.
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Feb 4, 2016 07:04
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hmmmm nope not buying it, not a true fan where's the wig where's the stache where's the shirt that says only BILLY
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Feb 4, 2016 07:57
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Someone in this thread said Johnny isn't an alcoholic. lol
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Chris James 2 posted:hmmmm nope not buying it, not a true fan 
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Feb 4, 2016 14:57
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If Chris Farley and Nick Offerman had a kid.
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NC-17 posted:Also... Holy poo poo. Weren't they also racist, or targeted poor (minority) communities to force them to sell land? E: Nvm. The second part of this was a derail that seems to have ended.
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Feb 4, 2016 16:54
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v2vian man posted:Someone in this thread said Johnny isn't an alcoholic. lol Well this isn't the SmartHouse thread
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Feb 4, 2016 16:56
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ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:Imagine four Manziels on the edge of cliff... Imagine 4 1st round 22nd pick quarterbacks on the edge of a cliff
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Feb 4, 2016 18:33
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Cleveland is 3/4 of the way there. Whoever their next #22 QB is, then Brady Quinn again
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Feb 4, 2016 18:33
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I would say that Brady Quinn is the most successful of the three 22nd pick QBs. He may not have the numbers but he ended up marrying Alicia Sacramone. What he lacks on the field, he makes up for his off field exploits.
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Feb 4, 2016 18:36
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Remember the dude who hid in the Browns bathroom so they wouldn't sign him? Browns are bad, is what I'm saying.
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sweet thursday posted:Look at Old Family Money McGee here. For the longest time posting like he was a normal just like the rest of us I'm extremely normal. I love my mom, my country, football, the Pittsburgh Steelers and driving my normal Nissan Titan 4x4. And Johnny Football
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Feb 4, 2016 18:43
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Happy Noodle Boy posted:Remember the dude who hid in the Browns bathroom so they wouldn't sign him? And it wasn't just some dude either. It was Bart Scott. Not exactly a practice squad guy.
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Lake Effect posted:And it wasn't just some dude either. It was Bart Scott. Not exactly a practice squad guy. Put Bart Scott in the hall of fame.
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Dubious posted:corporate office jobs are boring as gently caress and you most certainly don't want one if you value your sanity drat right. Humans were made to hunt
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Feb 4, 2016 21:59
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https://twitter.com/marykaycabot/status/695382042389819392
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Feb 5, 2016 00:22
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It's official. Manziel must be banned from the league.
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Feb 5, 2016 00:27
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Johnny loving rear end in a top hat
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Parmesan Basil posted:It's official. Manziel must be banned from the league. Yup. Crossed the line from "Rich dickhead being a rich dickhead" to "Get this POS out of the league, ASAP."
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http://www.rotoworld.com/player/nfl/9271/johnny-manzielquote:According to ABC Dallas, Johnny Manziel allegedly told his ex-girlfriend Colleen Crowley to "shut up or I'll kill us both."
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Feb 5, 2016 00:32
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and like that, goon opinion does a direct flip
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Poonerman posted:and like that, goon opinion does a direct flip Goon opinion flipped in his sophomore year in college because people can't stop watching ESPN.
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mmmhmm goon u say
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Grittybeard posted:Goon opinion flipped in his sophomore year in college because people can't stop watching ESPN. ten pages ago this thread was johnny slobbering
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