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Eugene V. Dubstep
Oct 4, 2013
Probation
Can't post for 8 years!

Mike-o posted:

I noticed the boobs.

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xthetenth
Dec 30, 2012

Mario wasn't sure if this Jeb guy was a good influence on Yoshi.

Where's the reflective belt?

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus

Mike-o posted:

I noticed the manface.

Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

I saluted

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Smiling Jack posted:

I saluted with my penis

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009
that bitch is stealing my valor :argh:

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



Aranan posted:

Dress greens are a lot different from what I remembered them being.

Obama's Faggified Military on display :bahgawd:

Shooting Blanks
Jun 6, 2007

Real bullets mess up how cool this thing looks.

-Blade



Who volunteers for this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PLslYBT1a3w

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer
people who enlisted, i.e. the thread title

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Open General.

Nice and hot piss
Feb 1, 2004

This is the newer EZ I-O, or on the streets the "dewalt gun"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eEe6wmGeY1g Roughly minute 1:05 is the good stuff

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

boner alert

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

the drilling noise :stonk:

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.
That looks great just great

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

look at this motivator

Sir Lucius
Aug 3, 2003
god drat that was fascinating

Force de Fappe
Nov 7, 2008

At least get some local anaesthetic around there first.

Sax Offender
Sep 9, 2007

College Slice

Force de Fappe posted:

At least get some local anaesthetic around there first.

Periosteum still hurts.

Justin Tyme
Feb 22, 2011


Force de Fappe posted:

At least get some local anaesthetic around there first.

the numb feeling you get knowing you are mentally ill-developed enough to volunteer for that and the foreboding knowledge of how this will affect your life choices all the way up until you die is a good enough anesthetic probably

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


Guy really should have been wearing gloves. Who knows what kind of poo poo this idiot might have gotten into.

Grem
Mar 29, 2004

It's how her species communicates

"how many days of light duty will this get me?"

McNally
Sep 13, 2007

Ask me about Proposition 305


Do you like muskets?
I am about three steps away from committing murder.

I haven't gotten my wife's W2 yet, so I called DFAS. There's an automated system for that.

Except oh, I need her PIN which I don't know.

So I hang up and dial in to customer service. After being on hold for 15 minutes, I explain my problem to the customer service rep.

She transfers me to the automated system that already couldn't help me.

its curtains for Kevin
Nov 14, 2011

Fruit is proof that the gods exist and love us.

Just kidding!

Life is meaningless
Death of a family member stuff is always a pain in the rear end though

Vengarr
Jun 17, 2010

Smashed before noon
Anyone got a copy/link to that Gold Bond air force video? It's amusing how thoroughly they made that one disappear.

Dick Burglar
Mar 6, 2006
Holy poo poo, you weren't kidding about making it disappear. Every link I'm finding is dead.

Justin Tyme
Feb 22, 2011


McNally posted:

I am about three steps away from committing murder.

I haven't gotten my wife's W2 yet, so I called DFAS. There's an automated system for that.

Except oh, I need her PIN which I don't know.

So I hang up and dial in to customer service. After being on hold for 15 minutes, I explain my problem to the customer service rep.

She transfers me to the automated system that already couldn't help me.

Did you say you were going to write your congressman? Might also contact the media if it goes on any further without resolution. I remember the Ft. Bragg barracks situation where nothing was done about crumbling, rotten, moldy barracks until some troops sent a video in to the news.

Ygolonac
Nov 26, 2007

pre:
*************
CLUTCH  NIXON
*************

The Hero We Need

Vengarr posted:

Anyone got a copy/link to that Gold Bond air force video? It's amusing how thoroughly they made that one disappear.

This one?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l4aFCLOQums

McNally
Sep 13, 2007

Ask me about Proposition 305


Do you like muskets?

Justin Tyme posted:

Did you say you were going to write your congressman? Might also contact the media if it goes on any further without resolution. I remember the Ft. Bragg barracks situation where nothing was done about crumbling, rotten, moldy barracks until some troops sent a video in to the news.

This is a completely different situation.

Anil Dikshit
Apr 11, 2007

McNally posted:

I am about three steps away from committing murder.

I haven't gotten my wife's W2 yet, so I called DFAS. There's an automated system for that.

Except oh, I need her PIN which I don't know.

So I hang up and dial in to customer service. After being on hold for 15 minutes, I explain my problem to the customer service rep.

She transfers me to the automated system that already couldn't help me.

If the army generated her pin, you might have it in a folder with all her enlistment paperwork. If she generated it, it might be an important date or the last 4 of her SSN, or the last 4 digits of a phone number that's important to her.

McNally
Sep 13, 2007

Ask me about Proposition 305


Do you like muskets?
I found DFAS' schedule for mailing W2s. If they considered her Reserve, then it was mailed two weeks ago. If they considered her active, then it was mailed a few days ago.

I'm going to wait a week before trying to call again.

Vengarr
Jun 17, 2010

Smashed before noon

Yeah! Thanks.

That poo poo always pops into my head whenever the humidity climbs above a certain level.

Justin Tyme
Feb 22, 2011


McNally posted:

This is a completely different situation.

Ah right, my bad

Saga
Aug 17, 2009

The whole thing is pure genius, holy poo poo.

Aranan
May 21, 2007

Release the Kraken
God damnit, I have had that stupid song stuck in my head off and on for the last day.

Gold Bond powder, you are a friend of mine...

Wild T
Dec 15, 2008

The point I'm trying to make is that the only way to come out on top is to kick the Air Force in the nuts, beart it savagely with a weight and take a dump on it's face.
I wonder how heavily the spectre of the video haunts the careers of those pilots. Worth it either way.

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?
It's a sad world when pilots can't talk about their balls with joy and gusto

PookBear
Nov 1, 2008

Scratch Monkey posted:

It's a sad world when pilots can't talk about their balls with joy and gusto

Thanks tailhook

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

Wild T posted:

I wonder how heavily the spectre of the video haunts the careers of those pilots. Worth it either way.

If it's anything like my experience, they will get called a human being and mocked mercilessly by family and friends for a few years. Also they will be called racist for portraying a celebrity who is your ethnicity.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
I'm curious if any of them are even still in. They're not really the team players the AF seems to like.

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Saga
Aug 17, 2009

Aranan posted:

Gold Bond powder, you are a friend of mine...

If there's one thing more important to me than tactical aviation, it's this video.

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