[[GBS]] Town hall meeting. 2.0 - Order in the court! Pizza is here

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mclast: Nov 12, 2008; catchphrase over

Isaac posted:

Ive feeding her calf pellets and shes getting bigger and more healthy looking than any bird around. Still retarded and not laying many eggs bit lookin good.

that's awesome. i was preparing to smoke one in memorium, tbh, but i'm like 50x happier knowing she's live and kicking

# ? Feb 5, 2016 11:52

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# ? May 23, 2024 15:10

Ratjaculation: Aug 3, 2007

i think we should have a thread dedicated to people saying hi

hi

# ? Feb 5, 2016 15:50

Putty: Mar 21, 2013; HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

Gilganixon posted:

the gamefaqs spinoff luelinks "ETI"

the gamefaqs spinoff luelinks "ETI"

# ? Feb 5, 2016 15:53

NurhacisUrn: Jul 18, 2013; All I can think about is your wife and a horse.
We are working on some SERIOUS SHIT in here.

Putty posted:

the gamefaqs spinoff luelinks "ETI"

# ? Feb 5, 2016 15:56

Putty: Mar 21, 2013; HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1bmz2uePk0H

# ? Feb 5, 2016 16:09

dad gay. so what: Feb 18, 2003; by FactsAreUseless

Only registered members can see post attachments!

# ? Feb 5, 2016 16:11

Other Barry: Jun 5, 2012; Dinosaur Gum

Gilganixon posted:

AWSBM can you please do something about the Moridin920 thing

he's gone pissed off a FYAD mod but he's too darn proud to start up a new account and too stupid to just stop posting on these here forums

i know he's not much but he's one of ours

please talk some sense into FYAD

god bless

i agree except instead of talking to FYAD, we should perform an honor killing of moridin920

# ? Feb 5, 2016 16:14

Spanish Manlove: Aug 31, 2008; HAILGAYSATAN

Isaac posted:

Hes a goober

Indeed.

# ? Feb 5, 2016 16:16

dad gay. so what: Feb 18, 2003; by FactsAreUseless

Spanish Manlove posted:

Indeed.

well well well

# ? Feb 5, 2016 16:17

Nooner: Mar 26, 2011; AN A+ OPSTER (:

Can we please change the rules to allow thread sniping it is one o fthe few pleasures that I have left in life :sigh:

# ? Feb 5, 2016 16:18

a whole buncha crows: May 8, 2003; WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)

*now with less meltdowns

# ? Feb 5, 2016 16:18

Spanish Manlove: Aug 31, 2008; HAILGAYSATAN

dad gay. so what posted:

well well well

That's a cool song.

# ? Feb 5, 2016 16:21

social vegan: Nov 7, 2014

Ratjaculation posted:

i think we should have a thread dedicated to people saying hi

hi

# ? Feb 5, 2016 16:25

Luvcow: Jul 1, 2007; One day nearer spring

oh

hello there!

# ? Feb 5, 2016 16:31

Saint Isaias Boner: Jan 17, 2007; hi how are you ♥

Spanish Manlove posted:

Indeed.

gently caress off.

Issac, what is a calf pellet?

# ? Feb 5, 2016 16:58

a shiny rock: Nov 13, 2009

Spanish Manlove posted:

Indeed.

hey look a broken clock

# ? Feb 5, 2016 17:21

dreezy: Mar 4, 2015; yeah, rip.

Nooner posted:

Can we please change the rules to allow thread sniping it is one o fthe few pleasures that I have left in life

the probation after a page snipe is what makes it fun.

# ? Feb 5, 2016 17:54

ANIME IS BLOOD: Sep 4, 2008; by zen death robot

dreezy posted:

the probation after a page snipe is what makes it fun.

think of it like a countersniper, except they are also a cheating invincible hacker too

# ? Feb 5, 2016 18:00

social vegan: Nov 7, 2014

ANIME IS BLOOD posted:

think of it like a countersniper, except they are also a cheating invincible hacker too

finally some words that i can understand

# ? Feb 5, 2016 18:18

Putty: Mar 21, 2013; HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

hoiw do i enable ad revenue on my threads

# ? Feb 5, 2016 18:19

Ratjaculation: Aug 3, 2007

social vegan posted:

hi

hi!

# ? Feb 5, 2016 18:25

VendaGoat: Nov 1, 2005

Hola!

# ? Feb 5, 2016 18:32

Radical and BADical!: Jun 27, 2010; by Lowtax; Fun Shoe

genesplicer posted:

Long, long ago, in 1976, I was part of my high school's crack computer team. Our school didn't actually have a computer. We had a teletype machine and a 300 baud modem. With this, we connected to the MIT mainframe and assisted seniors in finding colleges that had the progams they were interested in taking. During downtime, I figured out something. We used numerical codes to navigate, so I decided to see what other codes would do. After finding very little of interest, I managed to stumble upon the complete list of codes.

With this I was able to enter into parts of the server I was not authorized to enter. I managed to figure out a few passwords (not nearly as secure as they are today) and accessed even more. About this time, we had to do a report on some topic in biology. I decided to wow my teacher, and do my report on genetic engineering. This was a new technology (the first experiments had been done in 1973), and MIT was at the forefront. Since I had access to their primitive email system, I sent a few messages to the grad students asking questions. Eventually they figured out I was not an MIT student and questioned me. I explained what I had done, and the students approached a professor. They gave me limited access to their mainframe, in exchange for me not trying to crack the system any further. Quite a coup for a freshman high school kid.

The professor set up my account, with the tounge-in-cheek name "Genesplicer" (actually, it was "gensplcr", because login names were all 8 characters)

So, in December of this year, I will haved used the name "genesplicer" on various websites, etc, on the ARPANET, BBSs and the Internet, for 40 years.

Honestly, I find this to be loving rad.

# ? Feb 5, 2016 19:05

Comfy Fleece Sweater: Apr 2, 2013; You see, but you do not observe.

genesplicer posted:

Long, long ago, in 1976, I was part of my high school's crack computer team. Our school didn't actually have a computer. We had a teletype machine and a 300 baud modem. With this, we connected to the MIT mainframe and assisted seniors in finding colleges that had the progams they were interested in taking. During downtime, I figured out something. We used numerical codes to navigate, so I decided to see what other codes would do. After finding very little of interest, I managed to stumble upon the complete list of codes.

With this I was able to enter into parts of the server I was not authorized to enter. I managed to figure out a few passwords (not nearly as secure as they are today) and accessed even more. About this time, we had to do a report on some topic in biology. I decided to wow my teacher, and do my report on genetic engineering. This was a new technology (the first experiments had been done in 1973), and MIT was at the forefront. Since I had access to their primitive email system, I sent a few messages to the grad students asking questions. Eventually they figured out I was not an MIT student and questioned me. I explained what I had done, and the students approached a professor. They gave me limited access to their mainframe, in exchange for me not trying to crack the system any further. Quite a coup for a freshman high school kid.

The professor set up my account, with the tounge-in-cheek name "Genesplicer" (actually, it was "gensplcr", because login names were all 8 characters)

So, in December of this year, I will haved used the name "genesplicer" on various websites, etc, on the ARPANET, BBSs and the Internet, for 40 years.

Peaked in high school by using computers

A true goon

# ? Feb 5, 2016 19:10

a shiny rock: Nov 13, 2009

so did genesplicer hack into gbs to make himself a mod? :tinfoil:

# ? Feb 5, 2016 19:23

Saint Isaias Boner: Jan 17, 2007; hi how are you ♥

i don't know but when he told us his backstory he hacked right into my heart

:love:

# ? Feb 5, 2016 19:27

bring back old gbs: Feb 28, 2007; by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Gilganixon posted:

i don't know but when he told us his backstory he hacked right into my heart

fake. no organs

# ? Feb 5, 2016 19:53

symbolic: Nov 2, 2014

ANIME IS BLOOD posted:

think of it like a countersniper, except they are also a cheating invincible hacker too

counterstrike.txt

# ? Feb 5, 2016 20:30

Dr. Dogballs Jr.: Jun 9, 2014; the angriest sex machine

VendaGoat posted:

Hola!

hey

# ? Feb 5, 2016 21:17

Isaac: Aug 3, 2006; Fun Shoe

Helical Nightmares posted:

gently caress off.

Issac, what is a calf pellet?

Food to make baby cows grow big and fat

# ? Feb 5, 2016 23:10

A Stupid Baby: Dec 31, 2002; lip up fatty

bring back hanging

genesplicer is an ok mod, the moridin920 sitch is stupid as gently caress but thats a forums issue not a gbs issue

# ? Feb 5, 2016 23:16

BOOTY-ADE: Aug 30, 2006; BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

genesplicer posted:

We used to have a yorkie who slept in our bed. Because he had such short legs, he had difficulty getting on the bed on his own. I built a ramp for him, so he could climb onto the bed himself. Yay for small dogs! Unfortunately, he'd always get down in the middle of the night, run to the dog door, go outside and pee. When he came back, he could not see the ramp clearly, so he would sit at the bottom of the ramp and whine until I picked him up and dropped him on the bed.

Finally I got tired of this, so I used an Arduino unit, ran a bunch of LEDs on the ramp, with a proximity detector. When the dog would come to the base of the ramp, the LEDs lit up, and the short-legged bastard could see where to run to get back on the bed. It worked great! For about 2 months, then he had a stroke and died. (Unrelated)

This reads like a headline for the Daily Mail. "Man builds LED ramp for dog, doesn't realize dog is epileptic"

# ? Feb 5, 2016 23:23

Isaac: Aug 3, 2006; Fun Shoe

I just got up and im considering smoking wees cause i havent gotten high in the morning in a while. Can i get some mod approval for this project??

# ? Feb 5, 2016 23:30

Nooner: Mar 26, 2011; AN A+ OPSTER (:

Isaac posted:

I just got up and im considering smoking wees cause i havent gotten high in the morning in a while. Can i get some mod approval for this project??

do you have anything important to do today?

# ? Feb 5, 2016 23:31

Isaac: Aug 3, 2006; Fun Shoe

Nooner posted:

do you have anything important to do today?

Ill make a list here ao if i get high i wont forget anything.

Feed chickens
Collect eggs
Let the goats out of the goat shed
Feed sick dog antibiotics
Make moonshine

# ? Feb 5, 2016 23:33

VendaGoat: Nov 1, 2005

Isaac posted:

Ill make a list here ao if i get high i wont forget anything.

Feed chickens
Collect eggs
Let the goats out of the goat shed
Feed sick dog antibiotics
Make moonshine

Smoke yourself retarded, but not while you are making moonshine.

# ? Feb 5, 2016 23:39

Hogge Wild: Aug 21, 2012; by FactsAreUseless; Pillbug

Isaac posted:

Ill make a list here ao if i get high i wont forget anything.

Feed chickens
Collect eggs
Let the goats out of the goat shed
Feed sick dog antibiotics
Make moonshine

I wouldn't do that if I were you. I've was banned once when I let the goats out of the shed

# ? Feb 5, 2016 23:40

Isaac: Aug 3, 2006; Fun Shoe

I had a dream last night i had a still the size of a house and i kept loving up and ended up with muddy water instead of booze somehow

# ? Feb 5, 2016 23:41

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Enfield: May 30, 2011; by Nyc_Tattoo

i keep having nightmares where im trying to clear tickets in a restaurant but i dont know any of the specials because they have retarded names and are stupid poo poo no ones heard of before like smooty chicken

# ? Feb 5, 2016 23:45

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