Ratjaculation posted:

man, that looks as painful as this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pJ5uxxcxJvM

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Centripetal Horse posted:

This one's on me.

I started a new job recently. I've been struggling to get up to speed with out large code base, and the dozens of technologies we employ. If you followed my GBS thread, you know I'm feeling significant pressure to do well at this job. Consequently, I've been staying late at work. Last night, everyone was gone by 7:00 or so, except the CIO and one of the high-level managers. The CIO left, and the manager stopped by for a talk. We chatted for half an hour or so, and he left. I was all alone in the IT Engineering room. Even the Russian guys who take care of the trash and building maintenance were gone. I spent the next hour-and-a-half or so working on various aspects of my project, keeping a full-volume conversation going with myself the entire time. That's something I do regularly when I am alone, because I am either mentally ill, or very lonely, and probably both. Suddenly, I felt a cramp in my gut. I pressed down, and let loose with an incredibly long, incredibly loud fart. It was one of those wet farts that sounds like a horse blowing a raspberry. It was extremely satisfying. I groaned in satisfaction. To celebrate, I stood up and sang

DOMO ARIGATO, MR. ROBOTO!

DOMO!

DOMO!

I was in mid-Robot when a torso swivel brought me face-to-face with the guy who was sitting in a cube directly behind my chair, and not five feet away from me. He'd been sitting back there for maybe two hours, listening to me talk to myself, and was witness to both my fart, and my Robotting. It was like 9:30 at night, and I hadn't heard a loving sound from him.

I expect bonus schadenfreude any day now when I get fired for whatever kind of harassment blasting rear end on a guy then singing Styx at him qualifies as.

Trash Ops posted:

Don't post snuff videos.

Centripetal Horse posted:

This one's on me.

I started a new job recently. I've been struggling to get up to speed with out large code base, and the dozens of technologies we employ. If you followed my GBS thread, you know I'm feeling significant pressure to do well at this job. Consequently, I've been staying late at work. Last night, everyone was gone by 7:00 or so, except the CIO and one of the high-level managers. The CIO left, and the manager stopped by for a talk. We chatted for half an hour or so, and he left. I was all alone in the IT Engineering room. Even the Russian guys who take care of the trash and building maintenance were gone. I spent the next hour-and-a-half or so working on various aspects of my project, keeping a full-volume conversation going with myself the entire time. That's something I do regularly when I am alone, because I am either mentally ill, or very lonely, and probably both. Suddenly, I felt a cramp in my gut. I pressed down, and let loose with an incredibly long, incredibly loud fart. It was one of those wet farts that sounds like a horse blowing a raspberry. It was extremely satisfying. I groaned in satisfaction. To celebrate, I stood up and sang

DOMO ARIGATO, MR. ROBOTO!

DOMO!

DOMO!

I was in mid-Robot when a torso swivel brought me face-to-face with the guy who was sitting in a cube directly behind my chair, and not five feet away from me. He'd been sitting back there for maybe two hours, listening to me talk to myself, and was witness to both my fart, and my Robotting. It was like 9:30 at night, and I hadn't heard a loving sound from him.

I expect bonus schadenfreude any day now when I get fired for whatever kind of harassment blasting rear end on a guy then singing Styx at him qualifies as.

Fuzzy Mammal posted:

The video of this is great and the pleasure he feels in proving the impotence of congress is palpable
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LPIQ_gyiHag

Centripetal Horse posted:

This one's on me.

I started a new job recently. I've been struggling to get up to speed with out large code base, and the dozens of technologies we employ. If you followed my GBS thread, you know I'm feeling significant pressure to do well at this job. Consequently, I've been staying late at work. Last night, everyone was gone by 7:00 or so, except the CIO and one of the high-level managers. The CIO left, and the manager stopped by for a talk. We chatted for half an hour or so, and he left. I was all alone in the IT Engineering room. Even the Russian guys who take care of the trash and building maintenance were gone. I spent the next hour-and-a-half or so working on various aspects of my project, keeping a full-volume conversation going with myself the entire time. That's something I do regularly when I am alone, because I am either mentally ill, or very lonely, and probably both. Suddenly, I felt a cramp in my gut. I pressed down, and let loose with an incredibly long, incredibly loud fart. It was one of those wet farts that sounds like a horse blowing a raspberry. It was extremely satisfying. I groaned in satisfaction. To celebrate, I stood up and sang

DOMO ARIGATO, MR. ROBOTO!

DOMO!

DOMO!

I was in mid-Robot when a torso swivel brought me face-to-face with the guy who was sitting in a cube directly behind my chair, and not five feet away from me. He'd been sitting back there for maybe two hours, listening to me talk to myself, and was witness to both my fart, and my Robotting. It was like 9:30 at night, and I hadn't heard a loving sound from him.

I expect bonus schadenfreude any day now when I get fired for whatever kind of harassment blasting rear end on a guy then singing Styx at him qualifies as.

dissss posted:

I'm easily amused




http://m.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=11585238 (bonus smug Winston Peters)

Slugnoid posted:

I wasn't sure I should post this. This dude gets hit by a train and couldn't possibly have survived..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1WXyxuDz4Mc

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Plucky Brit posted:

On the subject of Congressional hearing schadenfreude, here's George Galloway MP (and professional gobshite) tearing Norm Coleman to pieces.

http://youtu.be/j5u1skEoqLs

Slugnoid posted:

I'm so sorry guys I didn't mean to post this one. I have now surely learned my lesson.

Plucky Brit posted:

On the subject of Congressional hearing schadenfreude, here's George Galloway MP (and professional gobshite) tearing Norm Coleman to pieces.

http://youtu.be/j5u1skEoqLs

Plucky Brit posted:

On the subject of Congressional hearing schadenfreude, here's George Galloway MP (and professional gobshite) tearing Norm Coleman to pieces.

http://youtu.be/j5u1skEoqLs

Hyperlynx posted:

Holy poo poo, this is glorious! Why "gobshite", though (not knowing anything about the guy)?

Io_ posted:

He has a really big mouth and loves to soapbox about anything and everything while also being the basest of base populists. Rarely you get something like his performance at the congressional hearings, more often you get "old man yells at cloud".

Hyperlynx posted:

Holy poo poo, this is glorious! Why "gobshite", though (not knowing anything about the guy)?

e: God. It's like a bunch of schoolchildren trying to criticise their teacher. Not all questions are yes/no. Jesus christ.

Goddamn Particle posted:

The Daily Mail claims to have tracked down Roosh V. living in his mom's basement.



E: Yes, it's a questionable tabloid source but if it's true then it's a perfect resolution to the story. Apparently he was forced to call the cops after getting multiple death threats

Slugnoid posted:

I wasn't sure I should post this. This dude gets hit by a train and couldn't possibly have survived..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1WXyxuDz4Mc

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Roro posted:

E: The schadenfreude is me on not getting an obvious joke, isn't it?

Roro posted:

Seriously?? Did any of you fuckers even watch the video? It's a joke, a guy is stood on train tracks and another guy on a motorcycle drives past him blaring a horn that sounds like a train horn.

Stex T posted:

Scarf posted:

Apparently Jeb Bush has to ask people to clap for him now?

https://vine.co/v/iJ6zMXTvEmK

Slugnoid posted:

Plucky Brit posted:

On the subject of Congressional hearing schadenfreude, here's George Galloway MP (and professional gobshite) tearing Norm Coleman to pieces.

http://youtu.be/j5u1skEoqLs

Zaphod42 posted:

Yeah he's been straight up borrowing money to then give that money to other previous investors as "returns', then borrowing from new investors to pay those off. Its literally the most basic, old-fashioned ponzi scheme imaginable.

He also had some lawyer involved who bullshitted a bunch of paperwork or something.

They're both going to do time.

What I don't understand is how this no-money no-name kid managed to bullshit some investors into giving him millions to get his ponzi scheme started. Some real stupid investors out there who never did any due diligence.

Scarf posted:

Unless you're handing me my loving donuts, don't talk to me in the drive-thru.


I'm sure it's infuriating for Jeb. His developmentally challenged brother was elected twice, and he's not even going to make it past the first primary.

moist turtleneck posted:

I don't know why he even wants to be president unless his dad and brother make fun of him and don't let him in the presidents only treehouse

Orgophlax posted:

Apparently LA Beast was at the Wing Bowl today in Philly and ate a drat cactus.

Solice Kirsk posted:

Well I ate pickled cactus the other day so that's not that...

What the gently caress?!?!?

Pingiivi posted:

Dude's eaten a cactus before:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d4KPWOUkbw8

quote:

cactus is 100% safe to consume and not poisonous