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Dahbadu
Aug 22, 2004

Reddit has helpfully advised me that I look like a "15 year old fortnite boi"

Donald Trump posted:

Rubio will be my VP. He's a good guy.

:ssh:

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Captain_Maclaine
Sep 30, 2001

greatn posted:

Mr Trump is always packing and never taken by surprise.

Except by the weather, apparently.

Montasque
Jul 18, 2003

Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven

Xenophon posted:

Monmouth did an interesting poll here where they re-contacted 263 voters they had contacted from January 23-26 to ask about how their caucusing went. A lot of interesting tidbits, but the real takeaway is here:



This was the question that would settle the primary, and here's the answer: Trump voters are hot garbage and won't show up because they are dumb and Monday Night Raw was on.

I suspect he'll do better on Tuesday since there's no Wrestling that night.

richardfun
Aug 10, 2008

Twenty years? It's no wonder I'm so hungry. Do you have anything to eat?

Montasque posted:

The rumors that I know of on Rubio are as follows:

- Was Gay for Pay in his youth.
- Best friends with a gay pornographer
- Has a family connection to coke dealers and used his place to give these people a leg up.
- Has multiple affairs with a parade of women including a lobbyist.
- Flew said lobbyist around on the GOP dime.
- Knocked up one of his mistresses and paid for her abortion.

The affairs/lobbyist/abortion rumors are being pushed by Ana Navarro a Bushite out of Florida, and a CNN 'analyst'.

That's it. If even one of those is true and Rubio turns out to be like the Latino senator from Alpha House, I will actually OD on schadenfreude.

When is that show coming back, btw?

Boosted_C5
Feb 16, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 5 years!
Grimey Drawer
NH will tell a lot.

If Trump doesn't hit 30% in the actual vote there, he's going to have a difficult time. Not saying he can't win, if at least BOTH Cruz and Rubio stay in and make it a 3-man race over the long haul, he can still finish 1st. BUT he's going to have a hard time hitting 50% of the delegates awarded if his turnout takes as big a hit in primaries as it did in the caucus.

Dolash
Oct 23, 2008

aNYWAY,
tHAT'S REALLY ALL THERE IS,
tO REPORT ON THE SUBJECT,
oF ME GETTING HURT,


The biggest tragedy of Trump losing the nomination is we'd never find out who his VP pick would be. He seems to have an issue where anyone who garners enough support in the primary to threaten him leads to confrontations too vicious for them to put aside later, while anyone who doesn't get enough support is a proven loser unworthy to share ticket space with. Maybe if he starts closing in on the nomination we'll start to see establishment figures endorse him in order to get in good and he'll pick a running mate from that pool.

It's kind of weird at the moment because Iowa going to an evangelical has always been an assumed speed bump for Trump since back in the summer, even if he did make a push in the last month and underperformed his polls. People have really tried to make a lot of hay out of it probably in hopes that it'll reverse his momentum but not achieving an unstoppable clean sweep didn't turn out to be fatal for anyone else who's gone on to win their party's nomination.

If he wins New Hampshire we'll probably see the reverse happen, with people chanting Trump and the thread swamped with declarations of the Unstumpable return, even though winning NH has also been long expected and basically means the primaries are unfolding in a pretty normal way. Things don't really look like they'll get interesting until South Carolina where there's some potential to actually set the narrative outside of the usual "Evangelical loser wins Iowa, frontrunner wins New Hampshire".

InsanityIsCrazy
Jan 25, 2003

by Lowtax

Dolash posted:

The biggest tragedy of Trump losing the nomination is we'd never find out who his VP pick would be. He seems to have an issue where anyone who garners enough support in the primary to threaten him leads to confrontations too vicious for them to put aside later, while anyone who doesn't get enough support is a proven loser unworthy to share ticket space with. Maybe if he starts closing in on the nomination we'll start to see establishment figures endorse him in order to get in good and he'll pick a running mate from that pool.

It's kind of weird at the moment because Iowa going to an evangelical has always been an assumed speed bump for Trump since back in the summer, even if he did make a push in the last month and underperformed his polls. People have really tried to make a lot of hay out of it probably in hopes that it'll reverse his momentum but not achieving an unstoppable clean sweep didn't turn out to be fatal for anyone else who's gone on to win their party's nomination.

If he wins New Hampshire we'll probably see the reverse happen, with people chanting Trump and the thread swamped with declarations of the Unstumpable return, even though winning NH has also been long expected and basically means the primaries are unfolding in a pretty normal way. Things don't really look like they'll get interesting until South Carolina where there's some potential to actually set the narrative outside of the usual "Evangelical loser wins Iowa, frontrunner wins New Hampshire".

the inmates of this thread will continue to feed off each other's political suffering until the last one stands, so I predict good times are in the pipe line!

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
This whole election is a FALSE FLAG! :derp:

https://twitter.com/RonPaul/status/695704133609746433

Third World Reagan
May 19, 2008

Imagine four 'mechs waiting in a queue. Time works the same way.
With football coming up, it should be reminded to everyone that Donald Trump loves football and may have destroyed a football league in the 80s.

Dahbadu
Aug 22, 2004

Reddit has helpfully advised me that I look like a "15 year old fortnite boi"
I honestly think Trump losing IA was more to do with a) IA is filled with Christian crazies, b) IA votes for loser Republicans (e.g. Huckabee), c) Trump's new voter turnout advantage was nullified by the disporportionality of the caucus systemp, and d) Rubio people probably did a better job selling their candidate to the room. I'm pretty confident that Trump will be fine in NH and SC.

Montasque, what's the vibe on talk radio right now in terms of being pro-Trump?

Dahbadu fucked around with this message at 22:37 on Feb 5, 2016

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

now i wanna see ron paul endorse bernie

Montasque
Jul 18, 2003

Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven

richardfun posted:

That's it. If even one of those is true and Rubio turns out to be like the Latino senator from Alpha House, I will actually OD on schadenfreude.

When is that show coming back, btw?

Marco Rubio is the inspiration for Senator Guzman... Who in season 2 of Alpha House is running for President.

SHY NUDIST GRRL
Feb 15, 2011

Communism will help more white people than anyone else. Any equal measures unfairly provide less to minority populations just because there's less of them. Democracy is truly the tyranny of the mob.

Dahbadu posted:

d) Rubio people probably did a better job selling their candidate to the room.

Yeah I don't feel like many people are singing his praises to their neighbors, which disproportionally effects voting over the internet and radio megaphones.

SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
Hahahha I just realized that Cruz is right between Trump and Carson on the stage tomorrow, aka: the two people who are the most pissed at him.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

mormonpartyboat posted:

now i wanna see ron paul endorse bernie

One of Ron's complaints is that there's "more central planning" these days, so I don't think he's feelin' the Bern.

Top Bunk Wanker
Jan 31, 2005

Top Trump Anger

Dahbadu posted:

I honestly think Trump losing IA was more to do with a) IA is filled with Christian crazies, b) IA votes for loser Republicans (e.g. Huckabee), c) Trump's new voter turnout advantage was nullified by the disporportionality of the caucus system, and d) Rubio people probably did a better job selling their candidate to the room. I'm pretty confident that Trump will be fine in NH and SC.

Montasque, what's the vibe on talk radio right now in terms of being pro-Trump?

I think that C is more a case of Trump wasn't much better at getting the vote out than ordinary candidates, but he inflated his potential voter numbers enough that the raw number of people who went out made up for it.

Dahbadu
Aug 22, 2004

Reddit has helpfully advised me that I look like a "15 year old fortnite boi"

Top Bunk Wanker posted:

I think that C is more a case of Trump wasn't much better at getting the vote out than ordinary candidates, but he inflated his potential voter numbers enough that the raw number of people who went out made up for it.

There were reports of lots of new voter registrations for Trump. But we'll never know the raw pop votes for IA, so... :shrug:

Bryter
Nov 6, 2011

but since we are small we may-
uh, we may be the losers

Dahbadu posted:

c) Trump's new voter turnout advantage was nullified by the disporportionality of the caucus system

What do you mean by this? The delegates are awarded proportionally.


Dahbadu posted:

There were reports of lots of new voter registrations for Trump. But we'll never know the raw pop votes for IA, so... :shrug:

We already do.

Nix Panicus
Feb 25, 2007

Hes thinking of the incredibly dumb Democratic caucus.

BIG PUFFY NIPS
Mar 7, 2007

College Slice

Trump got equal numbers from men and women. Huh would not have predicted that...

Montasque
Jul 18, 2003

Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven

Dahbadu posted:


Montasque, what's the vibe on talk radio right now in terms of being pro-Trump?

Only listened a bit here and there this week but the general feeling I got between talk radio and Freep is that Trump is going to win NH, and the reason Cruz won Iowa was because of the Evangelical vote came out in record numbers.

Right now Talk-Radio guys are bullish on Cruz and Rubio, and are a little more cautious on Trump, but think he'll pull through in New Hampshire and SC.

Except Levin and Beck of course, they are heavy in the tank for Cruz.

Dahbadu
Aug 22, 2004

Reddit has helpfully advised me that I look like a "15 year old fortnite boi"
I'm thinking of the Dem caucus. Assumed it would be similar for Repubs, it's not.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
Jeb!

quote:

During his 2001 White House Correspondents Dinner speech, President George W. Bush addressed his relationship with his younger brother, Jeb, following the contentious Florida recount.

Insisting there were no hard feelings between him and Jeb, Bush pointed to what he said was a picture of his brother. The photo, projected onto a screen, showed a naked Jeb Bush as a toddler.

Pinterest Mom
Jun 9, 2009

quote:

"Well, also you know, I heard people saying, 'What's wrong with Carson? They have clothes in New Hampshire. He can go and buy some more suits and some more shirts,'" Carson said.

"Well, see, that's not the way I grew up. I grew up to preserve what I have. I don't just throw something in the garbage and buy a new suit," he continued. "Maybe some people grew up that way. I don't, and that's not the way I would run the government either.

Oh okay.

The X-man cometh
Nov 1, 2009
I'm pretty sure a last-minute round-trip flight to Florida costs more than a suit. Unless he only wears Brooks Brothers or something.

Corek
May 11, 2013

by R. Guyovich

If Jeb was "the smart one" why did he go to UFlorida while W went to Yale?

Piquai Souban
Mar 21, 2007

Manque du respect: toujours.
Triple bas cinq: toujours.

"To show my commitment to fiscal restraint, I flew home for fresh clothes. What's a laundromat?"

STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

Watching you sleep.

Butt first, let's
check the feeds.

I really wonder how Ben Carson would be doing if he just was normal enough to say "I've been on the campaign a long time and I really just wanted a night in my bed to rest and recharge."

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
if carson was a normal human being we wouldn't be discussing him

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

How long until PPP releases a poll showing that Barbara is polling higher than Jeb in NH?

A Neurotic Jew
Feb 17, 2012

by exmarx

Fiction posted:

Haha yeah how dumb of Joementum and others to try and predict that Trump will have a lower turnout than normal :smug: what dummies "s-s-surely this will stump trump! :cry:"

Dalaram
Jun 6, 2002

Marshall/Kirtaner 8/24 nevar forget! (omg pedo)

greatn posted:

Mr Trump is always packing and never taken by surprise.

Always bring a gun to a swordfight

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
Hahahaha that reminds me I'm watching the wire for the first time and I nearly plotzed last night when the one corner kid says he wants to grow up to be a pediatric neurosurgeon, I said to my wife "wait...like Ben Carson?" And a second later they confirm.

sharkbomb
Feb 9, 2005
Ben Carson is living like a god drat king. Dr. Carson is like the modern-day heir to the old patent medicine circuit, except instead of just slinging some lovely bottles of tonic water with his face on it he is flying private jets back and forth from Florida. What a life.

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

Dalaram posted:

Always bring a belt buckle to a swordfight

oystertoadfish
Jun 17, 2003

Corek posted:

If Jeb was "the smart one" why did he go to UFlorida while W went to Yale?

ive heard the claim that Yale tightened up their requirements for legacy applicants between w's and jeb's applications but i dunno

also jeb went to u Texas i believe

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007

In which Jeb's jock older brother uses a nude baby photo to tease him in public.

The Illuminati is getting lazy and just pulling from old sitcoms to write elections now. Next week, Donald Trump is gonna see Ben Carson naked in the shower.

Dahbadu
Aug 22, 2004

Reddit has helpfully advised me that I look like a "15 year old fortnite boi"
So I honestly hadn't been following the Republican caucus and results for IA. I just did some googling, and it seems that there was a) record turnouts, b) a bunch of registrations, and c) close to 30 percent of republicans went in undecided.

What I get from this is that a) more people are paying attention and have engaged in the political process this cycle and b) lots of republicans went into those caucus rooms without having their minds made up (or could be persuaded). I can totally see how a group of people supporting Rubio (higher median income, better educated, etc.) could do a better job selling their candidate to a room of people. So you may have a person that without outside influence would vote for Trump, but when put in a room with social dynamics at play, goes to Rubio.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
they see me rollin'

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Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007
Why is making her do this? Why does Jeb want to kill his old old mother?

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