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Hillary Clintons Thong posted:holy poo poo  hooah
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Feb 6, 2016 05:56
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I was at Riley and that in no way surprises me, like half the unit smoked weed or spice including the UPLs who would sweep it under the rug if it was a good soldier otherwise.
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Feb 6, 2016 06:15
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Soulex posted:Don't read McNally's posts then FYI I got emailed a list of gear that the army wants back. I found most of it except for four sets of ACUs (why?), a holster, her fleece, the throat protector from body armor (wtf?) and a set of SAPI plates (again, wtf?) I probably should have just shrugged and said "nope, I can only find her cold weather gear and her rucksack. Sorry!" but then again I have no emotional attachment to her Army gear. We never served together, we just happened to be in around the same time. They try to charge me, I'll tell them what they can do with themselves.
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Feb 6, 2016 07:14
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CIF can eat a train of dicks until the end of time. If I ever see a CIF worker again I'm going ask them why they got rejected by WalMart.
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Feb 6, 2016 07:20
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The only thing worse than everyone in the army are CIF workers.
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Feb 6, 2016 07:23
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Time has allowed my seething hatred of anyone who works in CIF to reduces itself to merely a boiling magma cauldron instead of the surface of the sun. With that clarity I've developed the mindset that I can laugh at CIF workers in addition to loathing their mere existence. I can do this by thinking to myself that the long faded high point of their life's glory was when they were a SGM or 1SG or however far they managed to crawl up the banks of the cesspool that is senior enlisted. The best years of their lives consisted of being a miserable gently caress and staying at work for 14 hours a day to avoid the dependapotamus they married back when they were too loving stupid to get out of the Army. That is far in the past, and they've doomed themselves to the irrelevance of bitching about seams of a sleeping bag for the rest of their pathetic lives.
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Feb 6, 2016 08:46
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I still think it's bizzaro-weird that CIF at Drum was so chill. I got my initial issue there and went back a week later when I noticed I was missing a strap for my ruck. Thought it was going to be a big ordeal, but the dude behind the counter just shrugged, went and got me one, and tossed it to me. Turn in was equally uneventful. I don't remember the exact details, but I had a bunch of crap in one of the bags and they didn't even check it. I'm prepared to get screwed when I do go to CIF again, though. My luck can't hold out that long.
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Feb 6, 2016 09:06
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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:CIF can eat a train of dicks until the end of time. If I ever see a CIF worker again I'm going ask them why they got rejected by WalMart. Yes. gently caress them dudes. "There is a patch of dirt right here" *i rub it out* " I still can't accept this." McNally posted:I got emailed a list of gear that the army wants back. I found most of it except for four sets of ACUs (why?), a holster, her fleece, the throat protector from body armor (wtf?) and a set of SAPI plates (again, wtf?) I think it's illegal for companies to try to collect debt from family members who "inherited" it. Not sure about the military but you know what to do if they come knocking. Hope poo poo gets better man. In unrelated news, a LT apparently cashed in on soldier's ability to buy stuff. http://www.armytimes.com/story/entertainment/2016/02/04/lieutenant-creates-military-themed-game-rival-cards-against-humanity/79783394/
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Feb 6, 2016 09:19
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It's really not that bad. I've been on a paid vacation in Garmisch all last month. I'm sure you all had plenty of opportunities to do awesome poo poo and just arenhahahaha I can't keep a straight face. I'm sorry. At least someone's having a good time, right? I'm sure the time will come for me to take a bite out of the poo poo sandwich, but it ain't today.
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Feb 6, 2016 12:58
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Hillary Clintons Thong posted:holy poo poo Motorpool needs to chill
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Feb 6, 2016 13:51
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Aranan posted:I still think it's bizzaro-weird that CIF at Drum was so chill. I got my initial issue there and went back a week later when I noticed I was missing a strap for my ruck. Thought it was going to be a big ordeal, but the dude behind the counter just shrugged, went and got me one, and tossed it to me. Turn in was equally uneventful. I don't remember the exact details, but I had a bunch of crap in one of the bags and they didn't even check it. I outprocessed from Drum CIF. I forgot how weirdly nice they were. You'll be fine. I have a feeling the shittiness of a CIF office has to do with whether any TRADOC programs make use of it.
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Feb 6, 2016 14:35
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Booblord Zagats posted:S-1 needs to chill There ya go
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Booblord Zagats posted:Motorpool needs to chill goddamn it i wanted to make the motor t joke <  >
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Feb 6, 2016 20:14
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Booblord Zagats posted:Motorpool needs to chill PAC Finance is going to be even more hosed up than usual
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Feb 7, 2016 02:28
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b-b-b-but we did a safety brief sir IDK why a whole platoons worth of EMs would go get high
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Feb 7, 2016 02:31
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The more I learn about Ranger School the dumber it seems. Guys spend over $1000 on the packing list only to have a high chance of getting dropped on day 1 during the PT test because the course accepts way more people than they can actually send through the course. There's no way in hell that anyone that gets sent to Ranger School can't do 49 push ups to the "Ranger standard." A tabbed infantry guy in my ARC class described it as "the gayest school in the army." Why the gently caress does the army have such a boner Ranger bullshit when the vast majority of failures happen for the dumbest, most arbitrary reasons.
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Feb 7, 2016 02:57
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Feb 7, 2016 03:08
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Mustang posted:The more I learn about Ranger School the dumber it seems. Guys spend over $1000 on the packing list only to have a high chance of getting dropped on day 1 during the PT test because the course accepts way more people than they can actually send through the course. There's no way in hell that anyone that gets sent to Ranger School can't do 49 push ups to the "Ranger standard." A tabbed infantry guy in my ARC class described it as "the gayest school in the army." Why the gently caress does the army have such a boner Ranger bullshit when the vast majority of failures happen for the dumbest, most arbitrary reasons. Ranger school is a shining example of everything that is wrong with the army. Let's put people through the shittiest conditions we can find, make them carry all sorts of heavy bullshit, and cause potential life-long injuries all in the name of becoming a mototard and loving the big green weenie 
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Feb 7, 2016 03:09
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Dude you should tell someone this
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Feb 7, 2016 03:12
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The Army does something pointless for poor reasons? 
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Feb 7, 2016 03:17
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The decline begins
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Feb 7, 2016 03:49
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When my unit was sending plenty of people to ranger school, if you last name started with an S or higher you failed the PT test. And then if you are enlisted you get to go direct parking at the infantry museum. And if you are an officer you get to be responsible for a bunch of dumb fucks who are now told they are special and can do no wrong. Sounds like a pretty ideal situation really. While you are at Benning ask about the 2 buses full of rangers!!!!11! that played chicken on dixie road and collided head on. Their CO signed off on their licenses and didn't have them do, you know, driver training because rangers can do everything or some such bullshit. Also ask about the highest rate of dude on dude rape in the entire army down at ranger batt on Benning. Or using main post as a race track for their quad bikes and loving themselves up on the reg and getting the loving roads blocked off all the loving time. And then having them cry and beg to surrounding units to let them borrow HMMWVs or FLAs or whatever vehicle because they've flipped/wrapped around a tree/burnt to the ground all of theirs, and when you tell them to gently caress off they go cry to the brigade level. Now go put anyone with a tab in charge of drat near everything in the army. A pretty ideal situation really.
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The only encounter I've had with anyone from the ranger batt was when I was at the golf course on main post last summer and a ranger drunk out of his god damned mind came over and tried to give us golfing lessons and then started sharing his life wisdom. Afterward he sprinted off into the sunset, no idea what happened to him after that. edit: I take that back, one of my OCS cadre was fresh from 3rd Ranger BN as a PL and XO. I have yet to encounter anyone in the Army with as few fucks to give as him. I never saw him wear a PC, had long hair, always had his sleeves rolled up and his boots unbloused. Left the Army literally days after my class graduated. Mustang fucked around with this message at 04:13 on Feb 7, 2016 |
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Feb 7, 2016 04:09
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Ive met a couple of cool ex-rangers, they were pilots who were CWs though so they didnt give a gently caress in general.
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Mustang posted:The more I learn about Ranger School the dumber it seems. Guys spend over $1000 on the packing list only to have a high chance of getting dropped on day 1 during the PT test because the course accepts way more people than they can actually send through the course. There's no way in hell that anyone that gets sent to Ranger School can't do 49 push ups to the "Ranger standard." A tabbed infantry guy in my ARC class described it as "the gayest school in the army." Why the gently caress does the army have such a boner Ranger bullshit when the vast majority of failures happen for the dumbest, most arbitrary reasons. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tvjWS0SBgoM
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Feb 7, 2016 05:45
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I really though Mustang's decline/awakening would be slower. I guess this means you are smarter than the average LT. Congratulations! You understand the pointlessness that is everyone's lives in the army.
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Feb 7, 2016 05:56
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Welcome to the layer cake
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Feb 7, 2016 07:29
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I've noticed a trend, the dumbest motherfuckers are the ones who say Ranger School was easy, and the smart people say it was stupid and lovely. Hmmmm....
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Justin Tyme posted:I've noticed a trend, the dumbest motherfuckers are the ones who say Ranger School was easy, and the smart people say it was stupid and lovely. Hmmmm.... Pretty similar in USAREC really, now that I think about it. Idiotic people just gobble up that army dick like the army is doing them a favor whenever they plow in. HERE PUT THIS IN YOUR TOOL BOX NCOS 
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Feb 7, 2016 10:03
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Feb 7, 2016 10:23
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If that's a plot, it should be dots. Unless the line is an absolute average of everybody in the Army that nobody deviates from.
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Feb 7, 2016 10:54
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I was just making a dumb chart. It looks about as rational as any I've seen in an army presentation. See my source for more info. 
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Feb 7, 2016 11:01
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The only thing I see wrong with that chart is how high up on the intelligence scale privates are.
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Feb 7, 2016 11:21
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Aranan posted:The only thing I see wrong with that chart is how high up on the intelligence scale privates are. Yeah. This.
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Feb 7, 2016 11:39
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But aren't they at the bottom of the intelligence scale? High up on motivation.
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Feb 7, 2016 11:58
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Hey new guy, print that out and put it on your left sleeve and memorize some cool responses to those unhip NCOs
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Feb 7, 2016 15:58
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quote:STUDY: Majority of Army Personnel Report They Are Just ‘Social Drinkers’ http://www.duffelblog.com/2016/02/study-majority-of-army-just-social-drinkers/
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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:http://www.duffelblog.com/2016/02/study-majority-of-army-just-social-drinkers/ Pretty on point as usual. It's not Army Stupid until you identify a problem by spending millions of dollars saying there is no problem.
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