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goatsestretchgoals
Jun 4, 2011

Skinty McEdger posted:

Googling Karl P.Koenigs leads to a whole rabbit warren of insanity.

He's written an article called "What would Davy Crockett Say?" in which he calls for the violent liberation of Wisconsin which was handed out at NRA rallys, is a Birther and does the right wing radio rounds calling for an "American Spring" uprising and describes himself as "self trained military."

It may shock you to know he also has set up a bunch of gofundme's and run off with the money each time. Including for something called "Operation Impenetrable Wall"

davy crockett said stop living

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eiM-RzPHyGs

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theflyingorc
Jun 28, 2008

ANY GOOD OPINIONS THIS POSTER CLAIMS TO HAVE ARE JUST PROOF THAT BULLYING WORKS
Young Orc

OAquinas posted:

So now he's down to 11 kids outside the pokey.

FBI taking down Bundys like Megaman taking out robot masters

woke wedding drone
Jun 1, 2003

by exmarx
Fun Shoe

theflyingorc posted:

FBI taking down Bundys like Megaman taking out robot masters

Fionnoula
May 27, 2010

Ow, quit.
They're gonna buy all the flags and build a new, better memorial!
http://www.oregonlive.com/oregon-standoff/2016/02/oregon_standoff_lavoy_finicum.html

Do they sell tarps with the American Flag printed on them? I smell paytriot dollars

Fionnoula fucked around with this message at 23:55 on Feb 6, 2016

Phone
Jul 30, 2005

親子丼をほしい。
Someone should verify that the beloved tarp was from Harbor Freight.

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

theflyingorc posted:

FBI taking down Bundys like Megaman taking out robot masters

YOU GOT
TARP SHIELD

slumdoge millionare
Feb 17, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Grimey Drawer

Bip Roberts posted:

YOU GOT
TARP SHIELD

But does it deflect Taze Prong?

goatsestretchgoals
Jun 4, 2011

tbh a tarp would deflect the gently caress out of some taser prongs so one point to lavoy finicum

you can collect your point as soon as youre not dead as gently caress

HackensackBackpack
Aug 20, 2007

Who needs a house out in Hackensack? Is that all you get for your money?

Ratoslov posted:

Making it completely impossible to do literally anything in Burns and securing the undying hatred of the entire community?

No, you see, they will be greeted as liberators!

Mr Interweb
Aug 25, 2004

Bip Roberts posted:

YOU GOT
TARP SHIELD

What's the full charged up version of this?

E-Tank
Aug 4, 2011

Mr Interweb posted:

What's the full charged up version of this?

TARP FLAG:

You raise your launcher up, and fire, releasing a large fluttering flag made of pure tarp. Then the flag is shredded by a breeze and bits of it flutter all over the screen. Does no damage but is a mild irritant.

Teriyaki Koinku
Nov 25, 2008

Bread! Bread! Bread!

Bread! BREAD! BREAD!
I still can't get over the loving tarp squares, holy poo poo.

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science

SedanChair posted:

Self-trained military.

Can I get off the sadness train now, or should I ride it to the last stop?

Self-described patriots. Self-trained military. It fits.

Fionnoula posted:

They're gonna buy all the flags and build a new, better memorial!
http://www.oregonlive.com/oregon-standoff/2016/02/oregon_standoff_lavoy_finicum.html

Do they sell tarps with the American Flag printed on them? I smell paytriot dollars

How can we be sure this isn't a false flag?

Or, false tarp, as the case may be...

Perfectly Safe
May 30, 2003

no danger here.
I'm trying to figure out what this memorial was. It looks like it was two planks with some fridge magnets or something stuck to it.

stubblyhead
Sep 13, 2007

That is treason, Johnny!

Fun Shoe

Phone posted:

Someone should verify that the beloved tarp was from Harbor Freight.

You loving know it was. I wouldn't be the least bit surprised if they bought a significant amount of their supplies there outside of snacks.

Rick_Hunter
Jan 5, 2004

My guys are still fighting the hard fight!
(weapons, shields and drones are still online!)
http://www.ebay.com/itm/Lego-custom...dAAAOSwX~dWs8QH :allears:

A Fancy 400 lbs
Jul 24, 2008

Fionnoula posted:

They're gonna buy all the flags and build a new, better memorial!
http://www.oregonlive.com/oregon-standoff/2016/02/oregon_standoff_lavoy_finicum.html

Do they sell tarps with the American Flag printed on them? I smell paytriot dollars

Best stealth burn in this article:

quote:

Finicum's death has become a rallying cry for hundreds around the country.

Skinty McEdger
Mar 9, 2008

I have NEVER received the respect I deserve as the leader and founder of The Masterflock, the internet's largest and oldest Christopher Masterpiece fan group in all of history, and I DEMAND that changes. From now on, you will respect Skinty McEdger!

Perfectly Safe posted:

I'm trying to figure out what this memorial was. It looks like it was two planks with some fridge magnets or something stuck to it.

goatsestretchgoals
Jun 4, 2011

Internet Webguy posted:

Self-described patriots. Self-trained military. It fits.


How can we be sure this isn't a false flag?

Or, false tarp, as the case may be...

im urban as gently caress so i have no tarps on hand but i seem to remember tarps being a very tight weave so the fact theres a tarp square with no frayed edges makes me double take

Perfectly Safe
May 30, 2003

no danger here.

Oh my, that is really quite pitiful. Thank you.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014


Oh my God it has the loving tarp.

RandomPauI
Nov 24, 2006


Grimey Drawer
I feel like someone needs to make a US flag out of different colored tarps now, sell them for $100 each or something.

SocketWrench
Jul 8, 2012

by Fritz the Horse
^and in the listing they should explain "I'm trying to collect money to go piss away in booze rather than help like a true patriot"


We need to help those in need, 10 bucks oughtta do it.
I wonder if they'll get a clue as to just how retarded they are when it expires with low bids. Probably hasn't seen the video either

SocketWrench fucked around with this message at 01:46 on Feb 7, 2016

ChlamydiaJones
Sep 27, 2002

My Estonian riding instructor told me; "Mine munni ahvi türa imeja", and I live by that every day!
Ramrod XTreme
Fry speaks!
https://www.facebook.com/callmegav/videos/10154243976377580/
same thing, different link
https://t.co/D9eOttK0lv

StandardVC10
Feb 6, 2007

This avatar now 50% more dark mode compliant
Hopefully the occupation of the refuge ends soon so the most important question of all can be answered: did the patriots receive the 55-gallon drum of lube?

highme
May 25, 2001


I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!


Look at what has happened to the peoples leaders historically. JFK, MLK, LaVoy, Bundy and so on and on and on heck all the way back to Jesus if you want to go back that far.

Tayter Swift
Nov 18, 2002

Pillbug

Skinty McEdger posted:

Googling Karl P.Koenigs leads to a whole rabbit warren of insanity.

He's written an article called "What would Davy Crockett Say?" in which he calls for the violent liberation of Wisconsin which was handed out at NRA rallys, is a Birther and does the right wing radio rounds calling for an "American Spring" uprising and describes himself as "self trained military."

It may shock you to know he also has set up a bunch of gofundme's and run off with the money each time. Including for something called "Operation Impenetrable Wall"

I'd be happy with any of these guys being Karl P. Koenigs.

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goatsestretchgoals
Jun 4, 2011

StandardVC10 posted:

Hopefully the occupation of the refuge ends soon so the most important question of all can be answered: did the patriots receive the 55-gallon drum of lube?

im also curious, fedex dude didnt just heman that poo poo off his truck, there were at least a couple people involved

goatsestretchgoals
Jun 4, 2011

Tayter Swift posted:

I'd be happy with any of these guys being Karl P. Koenigs.



the powergay sailor on the left is far too cool to get caught up in this

Discendo Vox
Mar 21, 2013

We don't need to have that dialogue because it's obvious, trivial, and has already been had a thousand times.

Tayter Swift posted:

I'd be happy with any of these guys being Karl P. Koenigs.



Those are all photos of one man.

Despera
Jun 6, 2011
Why do I feel 1000 years from now we all will be worshipping Lavoy and his magical tarp?

Skinty McEdger
Mar 9, 2008

I have NEVER received the respect I deserve as the leader and founder of The Masterflock, the internet's largest and oldest Christopher Masterpiece fan group in all of history, and I DEMAND that changes. From now on, you will respect Skinty McEdger!

chitoryu12 posted:

Oh my God it has the loving tarp.

I believe whoever destroyed it stole the tarp.

So the actual Lavoy Tarp is now lost somewhere out there.

Goatse James Bond
Mar 28, 2010

If you see me posting please remind me that I have Charlie Work in the reports forum to do instead

Skinty McEdger posted:

I believe whoever destroyed it stole the tarp.

So the actual Lavoy Tarp is now lost somewhere out there.

Lost... or saleable to the highest bidder as a piece of American history?

HapiMerchant
Apr 22, 2014

Skinty McEdger posted:

I believe whoever destroyed it stole the tarp.

So the actual Lavoy Tarp is now lost somewhere out there.

just waiting to be sold on ebay 15 years from now after the revolution succeedsIs forgotten about

goatsestretchgoals
Jun 4, 2011

Despera posted:

Why do I feel 1000 years from now we all will be worshipping Lavoy and his magical tarp?

in the grimdark future of 2116 only one man is willing to stand up to the neoUN

*shofars play*

lavoy finicum, american hero

*cuts to lavoy wearing an f35 helmet inside his tarp shelter*

Knight
Dec 23, 2000

SPACE-A-HOLIC
Taco Defender
Turning on PPN, which included both the Oathkeepers and III%ers. Check the comments for people who, again, "want to" drive down there but can't afford gas or are elderly and disabled.

Almost as funny as those calls for 2.5k people to travel cross country on groups that have a max interest of 1k. These people absolutely believe that they're just supposed to win, whether they put in any effort or not.

Edit

Knight fucked around with this message at 02:40 on Feb 7, 2016

citybeatnik
Mar 1, 2013

You Are All
WEIRDOS




kartikeya posted:

A little late, but no, the shofars aren't a Mormon thing (this was asked already).

Then what the gently caress is up with the idiot blowing on it?

Skinty McEdger posted:

I believe whoever destroyed it stole the tarp.

So the actual Lavoy Tarp is now lost somewhere out there.

All of the various scraps of The Lavoy Tarp sold to pilgrims will be able to cover a football field.

citybeatnik fucked around with this message at 02:37 on Feb 7, 2016

Kazak_Hstan
Apr 28, 2014

Grimey Drawer
So was the lavoy tarp cut up in pieces and handed out at his funeral? Or placed at the roadside memorial? Or is it still out there?

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014


If that doesn't get too high in price, I may buy it and pose it for pictures.

Edit: How the gently caress is it already $91.

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Doctor Butts
May 21, 2002

Skinty McEdger posted:

I believe whoever destroyed it stole the tarp.

So the actual Lavoy Tarp is now lost somewhere out there.

Shroud of Tarpin: ancient sovcit relic said to have the outline of Finicum kneeling down and surrendering.

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