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Who will win the debate?
Donald Trump
Ted Cruz
Marco Rubio
Jeb! Bush
Ben Carson
John Kasich
Chris Christie
Baby Hitler
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Fireside Nut
Feb 10, 2010

turp


Wtf was Carson saying about lighting advice on fire?

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Chemtrailologist
Jul 8, 2007
so I'm guessing Jeb! was breastfed until he was about 6

HyperPuma
Jun 24, 2007

b-b-b-b-b-b-b-but trump is president
why is bill kristol allowed on tv

Despera
Jun 6, 2011
The fire probably talks to him

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

Fireside Nut posted:

Wtf was Carson saying about lighting advice on fire?

something about lighting advice on fire

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
It will start 9-ish

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
https://twitter.com/monkeycageblog/status/696139164039979008

Vile
Aug 28, 2005

by Nyc_Tattoo

Rasta_Al posted:

Pat's for the pre, and Gino's for the post.

Monster

Shark Sandwich
Sep 6, 2010

by R. Guyovich

Fireside Nut posted:

Wtf was Carson saying about lighting advice on fire?

I thought it was code for smoking a joint

The Real Paddy
Aug 21, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

mannerup posted:

"i take these hundreds of pieces of paper with advice that people have given to me, and light them on fire"

perfect answer Ben Carson

Somehow Carson being a pyro fits in with everything else we know about him perfectly.

Arcanen
Dec 19, 2005

ABC being in the tank for Rubio (HE HAS THE MOMENTUM!!!) makes me roll my eyes, but it's pretty funny that Ted Cruz seems to be getting no play from actually being the winner of Iowa.

Vile
Aug 28, 2005

by Nyc_Tattoo
With Wiz btw

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

mannerup posted:

"i take these hundreds of pieces of paper with advice that people have given to me, and light them on fire"

perfect answer Ben Carson

Poor Carly is weeping into her hands, because she could have gotten it down to three pieces of paper being lit on fire.

mannerup
Jan 11, 2004

♬ I Know You're Dying Trying To Figure Me Out♬

♬My Name's On The Tip Of Your Tongue Keep Running Your Mouth♬

♬You Want The Recipe But Can't Handle My Sound My Sound My Sound♬

♬No Matter What You Do Im Gonna Get It Without Ya♬

♬ I Know You Ain't Used To A Female Alpha♬
Kasich didn't even get a picture :(

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler

mannerup posted:

Kasich didn't even get a picture :(

who

velvet milkman
Feb 13, 2012

by R. Guyovich
Tweets per minute is the worst unit of measurement of all time

H5N1
Mar 8, 2005

heil satan

H5N1 has issued a correction as of 06:11 on Feb 11, 2016

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

The ABC News streaming pundits keep loving plugging this dumb debate bingo app.

SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug
Is there an online audio feed? I didn't see one i N the OP and I want to rage listen while I'm at the gym.

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

Marco Rubio posted:

I actually imagine a bunch of bareback dicks inside of my rear end in a top hat before a debate. All cumming inside of me in sequence.

ABC News!

Full disclosure - the debate has yet to start, and the talking heads are being very catty and coy about how poo poo their debate is definitely going to be, whenever it actually starts.

Shark Sandwich
Sep 6, 2010

by R. Guyovich
Isn't shilling for Rubio so hard just mucking up the expectations game even more?

Bishop Rodan
Dec 5, 2011

See you in the funny papers, liebchen!
Now I remember why I never watch TV on an actual television anymore; TV doesn't have adblock. :(

mannerup
Jan 11, 2004

♬ I Know You're Dying Trying To Figure Me Out♬

♬My Name's On The Tip Of Your Tongue Keep Running Your Mouth♬

♬You Want The Recipe But Can't Handle My Sound My Sound My Sound♬

♬No Matter What You Do Im Gonna Get It Without Ya♬

♬ I Know You Ain't Used To A Female Alpha♬

he balanced a budget

Trash Trick
Apr 17, 2014

Bingo cards? Sorry ABC, I've got loving cold hard cash on this poo poo.

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich
yo Joementum

How's the red arrow diner?

Vile
Aug 28, 2005

by Nyc_Tattoo

Shakugan posted:

ABC being in the tank for Rubio (HE HAS THE MOMENTUM!!!) makes me roll my eyes, but it's pretty funny that Ted Cruz seems to be getting no play from actually being the winner of Iowa.

RIGHT!!? I mean it's soooooo obvious. Big money hates Ted so he gets no mention. They hate trump so they always say "he has the most to lose". Money loves Rubio now he's the chosen one so its nonstop "he's got momentum! He's going to really make an impact!"
:fuckoff:

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
what is this loving thing

mccain and graham

oh my god

memy
Oct 15, 2011

by exmarx
I agree with John McCain

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

My Imaginary GF posted:

yo Joementum

How's the red arrow diner?

get the mug of maple bacon

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc














TASTE THE PAIN!!
May 18, 2004

Statler and Waldorf now.

gently caress you ABC, even though that was cute. Just gently caress you.

Arcanen
Dec 19, 2005

Stars War posted:

This is Manchurian Candidate levels of mother worship holy christ.

He doesn't worship his mom, he worships his daddy. He only gives lip service to his mom because he's terrified of her. George Bush being the good cop to Barbara Bush's abusive parent might explain some degree of his daddy worship.

William Bear
Oct 26, 2012

"That's what they all say!"

mannerup posted:

he balanced a budget

His dad was a mailman.

Trash Trick
Apr 17, 2014

Wtf was that Graham McCain bit?

Cael
Feb 2, 2004

I get this funky high on the yellow sun.

Logikv9 posted:

what is this loving thing

mccain and graham

oh my god

Are we getting Stattler and Waldorf commentary????

Apollo_Creed
Aug 4, 2002

I am the Master of Disaster.
McCain and Graham heckling this poo poo from a balcony would actually be pretty decent I think.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
https://twitter.com/MEPFuller/status/696140273550807040

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

TASTE THE PAIN!! posted:

Statler and Waldorf now.

gently caress you ABC, even though that was cute. Just gently caress you.

I would love if they had a picture in picture live commentary for them for the whole thing.

Trash Trick
Apr 17, 2014

LET'S GO TRUMP! GET THE MOST SPEAKING TIME! LET'S GO VODKA!

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q1dm4
Dec 2, 2003

rockets only
it begins

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