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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > C-SPAM > Republican New Hampshire Primary Debate, Feb. 6 ABC 8pm ET: Failing the Turing Test
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Donald Trump
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Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



 holy loving poo poo Christie


Alris posted:

I... like Chris Christie?!

I hope he wins the nom. He may lose the hardest of all of them, especially to Sanders

"On day 1 I will re-criminalize marijuana top to bottom" RIP

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Grey Fox
Jan 5, 2004

 :mitt:
:mitt:
:mitt:

Say it three times...

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Trabisnikof
Dec 24, 2005

 OH GOD A BUG MADE IT TO PRODUCTION

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SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
Rubio is having a stroke.

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marshmonkey
Dec 5, 2003

I was sick of looking
at your stupid avatar
so
have a cool cat instead.
:v:
Switchblade Switcharoo
wow, Rubio seriously crumbling here

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PT6A
Jan 5, 2006

Public school teachers are callous dictators who won't lift a finger to stop children from peeing in my plane
Is this Rubio's Deanscream?

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velvet milkman
Feb 13, 2012

by R. Guyovich
Hot drat, the sass

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

 Holy poo poo he's just openly repeating himself after being called out on it TWICE.

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Chemtrailologist
Jul 8, 2007
 this is a murder

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ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
I like this debate

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Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
Unbelievable that he went back to the stump speech well on the second round.

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JeffersonClay
Jun 17, 2003

by R. Guyovich
Marco you dumbass. Talk about the bridge!!!

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Nagato
Apr 26, 2011

Why yes my username is the same as an autistic alien who looks like a 9 year old from an anime, why do ask?
:nyoron:
Rubio: Please clap

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chappey
Jan 21, 2001




 is he on auto-pilot?

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triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



 I'm cumming

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Doctor Candiru
Dec 23, 2004
Umbrella Monkey Sand
Holy hell, Rubio is toast.

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crime fighting hog
Jun 29, 2006

I only pray, Heaven knows when to lift you out
JEEZUS CHRISTIE

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Cornflakes
Dec 3, 2006

Thump! posted:

Thank god Rubio is just as retarded as I thought he was
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The Real Paddy
Aug 21, 2004

by FactsAreUseless
Christie gonna make him cry.

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Ribsauce
Jul 29, 2006

Blacks in the back.
Christie's second and third response was Foley getting slammed through the cage...and then the chair landing on his head

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Bishop Rodan
Dec 5, 2011

See you in the funny papers, liebchen!
lol rubio is shutting down

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BGrifter
Mar 16, 2007

Winner of Something Awful PS5 thread's Posting Excellence Award June 2022

Congratulations!

WampaLord posted:

Oh my god you missed the best loving intro.

Oh I'll definitely be going back for the first half hour once it's over.

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My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich
haha

Marco Repeat just can't handle the $6 footlong

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zakkro
May 29, 2015


 To be fair, I think Rubio has a 100% chance of beating Obama in the 2016 election.

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Rasta_Al
Jul 14, 2001

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.
Fun Shoe
Wow, Rubio seriously cannot speak for himself out of canned responses.

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Necc0
Jun 30, 2005

by exmarx
Broken Cake
whoever said rubio was only capable of stump speaking must feel pretty silly right now :v:

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mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
i have sacrificed way too few goats for this

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Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc
If they just let Christie pick on Rubio for the next two hours I'd be ok with that.

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Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



 holy poo poo Rubio

WILL

NOT

STOP

STUMPING

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Oiled and Ready
Oct 11, 2004

He wished it could be as respectable and orthodox as spying. But somehow in his hands the traditional tools and attitudes were always employed toward mean ends: cloak for a laundry sack, dagger to peel potatoes, dossiers to fill up dead Sunday afternoons ...

Joementum posted:

Unbelievable that he went back to the stump speech well on the second round.

A THIRD TIME

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Needs More Ditka
Dec 3, 2005

We are ruthless and ask no quarter from you. When our turn comes we shall not disguise our terrorism.
aww poo poo rubio is getting permaslammed

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Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



 Jeb! askin for a handout lol

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Zaphod42
Sep 13, 2012

If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.
FATALITY

FLAWLESS VICTORY

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logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
christie is twisting the knife



gently caress him up gently caress him up gently caress him up

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Alec Bald Snatch
Sep 12, 2012

by exmarx
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jaRBHQlEu-o

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Motto
Aug 3, 2013

 rubio is a 12 year old getting lectured by his fat dad

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But Rocks Hurt Head
Jun 30, 2003

by Hand Knit
Pillbug
Stop stop he's already dead

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Rip Testes
Jan 29, 2004

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.
 wow

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mannerup
Jan 11, 2004

♬ I Know You're Dying Trying To Figure Me Out♬

♬My Name's On The Tip Of Your Tongue Keep Running Your Mouth♬

♬You Want The Recipe But Can't Handle My Sound My Sound My Sound♬

♬No Matter What You Do Im Gonna Get It Without Ya♬

♬ I Know You Ain't Used To A Female Alpha♬
"getting the trains running on time"

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sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
Christie is murdering a man on national tv

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