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Who will win the debate?
Donald Trump
Ted Cruz
Marco Rubio
Jeb! Bush
Ben Carson
John Kasich
Chris Christie
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marshmonkey
Dec 5, 2003

I was sick of looking
at your stupid avatar
so
have a cool cat instead.

:v:
Switchblade Switcharoo
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mannerup
Jan 11, 2004

♬ I Know You're Dying Trying To Figure Me Out♬

♬My Name's On The Tip Of Your Tongue Keep Running Your Mouth♬

♬You Want The Recipe But Can't Handle My Sound My Sound My Sound♬

♬No Matter What You Do Im Gonna Get It Without Ya♬

♬ I Know You Ain't Used To A Female Alpha♬

But Rocks Hurt Head posted:

what just happened to the Rubio predictit stock?

Rubio got super slammed on national television

sexy fucking muskrat
Aug 22, 2010

by exmarx
oh my god, are we talking about EMPs AGAIN? jfc

Pen Expers
May 3, 2006

Pillbug
Was Goldeneye on TV yesterday?

Zaphod42
Sep 13, 2012

If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.
Oh poo poo Cruz is talking about an EMP nuke?

STAR WARS

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos

Zaphod42 posted:

Are we really attacking Bill Clinton now to get to Hillary?

haven't you paid attention to berniebros? they've been doing that for months

BGrifter
Mar 16, 2007

Winner of Something Awful PS5 thread's Posting Excellence Award June 2022

Congratulations!
I feel a whole lot better about Rubio. You know you suck when even Jeb! makes you look like a chump.

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

BTW the EMP fear is deep rightwing lunacy. The fact that its taken this seriously at this moment tells you a lot.

Iowa Snow King
Jan 5, 2008
Jesus, this ain't a tom clancy wet dream, Ted

Yudo
May 15, 2003

ahahahahahahahhahahaahahhahahaha oh got it hurts ahahahahaha

Nagato
Apr 26, 2011

Why yes my username is the same as an autistic alien who looks like a 9 year old from an anime, why do ask?
:nyoron:
Okay, I guess there's also the difference that Cruz is a loving moron

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
An alright dude.
What the hell is he talking about the plot from Red Dawn.

Rasta_Al
Jul 14, 2001

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.
Fun Shoe
Lmfao. What? Are you serious lady?

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
Will the gold standard protect us from EMP attacks?

TheGreyGhost
Feb 14, 2012

“Go win the Heimlich Trophy!”
Time for the fanfiction part of the night

Constant Hamprince
Oct 24, 2010

by exmarx
College Slice
Kaymander in Chief

taqueso
Mar 8, 2004


:911:
:wookie: :thermidor: :wookie:
:dehumanize:

:pirate::hf::tinfoil:

Ban all satellites!!

Abner Cadaver II
Apr 21, 2009

TONIGHT!
NUKE THEIR NUKES

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
oh my god call him out yesss

mannerup
Jan 11, 2004

♬ I Know You're Dying Trying To Figure Me Out♬

♬My Name's On The Tip Of Your Tongue Keep Running Your Mouth♬

♬You Want The Recipe But Can't Handle My Sound My Sound My Sound♬

♬No Matter What You Do Im Gonna Get It Without Ya♬

♬ I Know You Ain't Used To A Female Alpha♬
"would you start an international conflict tonight?"

Vox Nihili
May 28, 2008

NORTH KOREA WILL PLACE A NUCLEAR DEVICE IN A SATELLITE AND WILL SET OFF AN EMP OVER THE EAST COAST TAKING OUT THE ENTIRE GRID

zakkro
May 29, 2015


"They are going to carpet bomb us with emps, we MUST embiggen our defenses."

Yudo
May 15, 2003

Joementum posted:

Will the gold standard protect us from EMP attacks?

tin foil hats.

Vile
Aug 28, 2005

by Nyc_Tattoo

Logikv9 posted:

oh my god call him out yesss

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
I'm too busy campaigning to do my job!" - Ted Cruz?

Abner Cadaver II
Apr 21, 2009

TONIGHT!
kill him kill him KILL HIM KILL HIM

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

Ted Cruz pitches the storyline for Modern Warfare 2.

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



BECAUSE IT'S A loving HYPOTHETICAL

Cough Drop The Beat
Jan 22, 2012

by Lowtax
There is absolutely zero validity to Ted Cruz's Red Dawn EMP fantasy.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

Logikv9 posted:

I'm too busy campaigning to do my job!" - Ted Cruz?

He basically admitted that he's confident in the Obama administration responding to this.

chappey
Jan 21, 2001




we must tech up to the Ion Cannon before this north koreans nuke us

Vox Nihili
May 28, 2008

HARDEN THE GRID

Mr. World
May 6, 2007
Working undercover for the man . . .
I love how no one mentions we used to detonate nukes in atmosphere above Nevada exactly like Cruz claims would kill people if done on the east coast. :allears:

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
ted cruz: we must not allow a time machine gap

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Shageletic posted:

BTW the EMP fear is deep rightwing lunacy. The fact that its taken this seriously at this moment tells you a lot.

Was it Carson who warned about a simultaneous EMP attack AND coordinated cyber-attack?

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



raddatz just piled on on rubio

Pompous Rhombus
Mar 11, 2007
Lol, who made a derisive "huh." when Cruz used the excuse he was in New Hampshire.

polysynth
Dec 12, 2006

rock out
Rubio looks shook

doomisland
Oct 5, 2004

hjoly gently caress no one cares

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HyperPuma
Jun 24, 2007

b-b-b-b-b-b-b-but trump is president
even the mods smell blood in the water

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