Republican New Hampshire Primary Debate, Feb. 6 ABC 8pm ET: Failing the Turing Test

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Who will win the debate?
	Donald Trump
	Ted Cruz
	Marco Rubio
	Jeb! Bush
	Ben Carson
	John Kasich
	Chris Christie
	Baby Hitler

Slate Action: Feb 13, 2012; by exmarx

Whenever Ted Cruz smiles, a kitten dies

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Ibogaine: Aug 11, 2015

Joementum posted:

Christie honored Aaron's legacy.

Will he try to become emperor of Mexico next?

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Zaphod42: Sep 13, 2012; If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.

North Korea gogo

Everybody drink

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Bryter: Nov 6, 2011; but since we are small we may-
uh, we may be the losers

Grey Fox posted:

Florida Man Beaten Senseless

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Kobayashi: Aug 13, 2004; by Nyc_Tattoo

Rubio tripled down on his stump speech, nice.

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logikv9: Mar 5, 2009; Ham Wrangler

loooool cruz is making GBS threads on bill clinton of all people

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Anorexic Robot: Nov 11, 2012

So is this the end of Rubio, I dont think I have ever seen someone get destroyed like this at a debate

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Ribsauce: Jul 29, 2006; Blacks in the back.

gently caress all this poo poo, go back to Chris Christie .... let him give someone else a powerbomb

(can't believe I am saying that)

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Demonachizer: Aug 7, 2004

The first clinton administration lol

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Von Sloneker: Jul 6, 2009; as if all this was something more
than another footnote on a postcard from nowhere,
another chapter in the handbook for exercises in futility

No matter how many times I see him, I shudder at that first glimpse of Cruz's runny maskface.

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Needs More Ditka: Dec 3, 2005; We are ruthless and ask no quarter from you. When our turn comes we shall not disguise our terrorism.

lmbo

the north koreans tested an ICBM in the same way that old man Manning throws a pass

(badly and it probably didn't go very far)

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EugeneJ: Feb 5, 2012; by FactsAreUseless

Did someone just applaud the Korean missile launch news

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Shageletic: Jul 25, 2007

Epic High Five posted:

holy loving poo poo Christie

I hope he wins the nom. He may lose the hardest of all of them, especially to Sanders

"On day 1 I will re-criminalize marijuana top to bottom" RIP

Christie is the most dangerous Republican out there. He wins the most important test this Presidential cycle...the authenticy test. Real or not, he can fake it better than most, especially than the Rubio Bot.

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Nagato: Apr 26, 2011; Why yes my username is the same as an autistic alien who looks like a 9 year old from an anime, why do ask?

Even though Cruz is a front-runner now it's still hard for me to tell him apart from Christie.

Christie is the one with the bridge, Cruz wrapped his gun in bacon

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Oiled and Ready: Oct 11, 2004; He wished it could be as respectable and orthodox as spying. But somehow in his hands the traditional tools and attitudes were always employed toward mean ends: cloak for a laundry sack, dagger to peel potatoes, dossiers to fill up dead Sunday afternoons ...

Hiigaran0 posted:

Guys I don't know what is real. Marco Rubio just said the same thing like 3 times in a row and I didn't know if what I was watching had actually just happened.

I thought i was hallucinating ive literally NEVER seen such a mental breakdowns

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Doctor Candiru: Dec 23, 2004; Umbrella Monkey Sand

Joementum posted:

Christie honored Aaron's legacy.

A shame that medicine is better now.

Also, Burr's was a cheap shot. Rubio was looking Christie right in the eyes when that happened.

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q1dm4: Dec 2, 2003; rockets only

Doctor Candiru posted:

Seriously, this. I don't think I've ever seen anything like that.

i thought my stream had gone back a minute

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Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Third World Reggin posted:

I just got in for the christie rubio thing, what have I missed

An incredible opening segment where Carson and Trump didn't walk out when called and just stood awkwardly in the entranceway while Jeb freaked out in the background.

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Shakenbaker: Nov 14, 2005; Grimey Drawer

Bernie retroactively correct on his North Korea answer the other night. Thanks Republican debate!

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Bryter: Nov 6, 2011; but since we are small we may-
uh, we may be the losers

(Promises Bush broke but never mind that...)

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Zaphod42: Sep 13, 2012; If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.

Are we really attacking Bill Clinton now to get to Hillary?

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Epic High Five: Jun 5, 2004

lmao trying to push NK scare as the new Red Scare is failing horribly why do they keep trying this

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KidVanguard: Jan 27, 2006; American Diaper

Rubio did it to himself.

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WampaLord: Jan 14, 2010

Anorexic Robot posted:

So is this the end of Rubio, I dont think I have ever seen someone get destroyed like this at a debate

I need a smoke after watching someone get hosed like that.

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The Real Paddy: Aug 21, 2004; by FactsAreUseless

Cruz getting the "would you nuke a country" follow-up question to the Trump question, not answering as usual.

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But Rocks Hurt Head: Jun 30, 2003; by Hand Knit; Pillbug

what just happened to the Rubio predictit stock?

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Yudo: May 15, 2003

Guy is bill clinton at the debate? why is he bringing this up?

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Joementum: May 23, 2004; jesus christ

https://twitter.com/frankthorpNBC/status/696145873789677568

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sexpig by night: Sep 8, 2011; by Azathoth

Zaphod42 posted:

Are we really attacking Bill Clinton now to get to Hillary?

Yea

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But Rocks Hurt Head: Jun 30, 2003; by Hand Knit; Pillbug

EMP! BINGO!

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logikv9: Mar 5, 2009; Ham Wrangler

EMP

EMP

EMP

*drinks*

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Motto: Aug 3, 2013

I think this was the plot to Time Crisis 2

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Demonachizer: Aug 7, 2004

Nice EMP talk.

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Joementum: May 23, 2004; jesus christ

THE EMP ATTACK IS BACK :getin:

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Yoshifan823: Feb 19, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

EMP!!!

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OldSenileGuy: Mar 13, 2001

NORTH KOREA HAS THE GOLDENEYE :siren:

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Fritz Coldcockin: Nov 7, 2005

Oh ffs Ted this isn't a loving Tom Clancy novel!

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Third World Reagan: May 19, 2008; Imagine four 'mechs waiting in a queue. Time works the same way.

Jerusalem posted:

An incredible opening segment where Carson and Trump didn't walk out when called and just stood awkwardly in the entranceway while Jeb freaked out in the background.

noice

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Mr. World: May 6, 2007; Working undercover for the man . . .

EMP

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Democrazy: Oct 16, 2008; If you're not willing to lick the boot, then really why are you in politics lol? Everything is a cycle of just getting stomped on so why do you want to lose to it over and over, just submit like me, I'm very intelligent.

I thought without Carly we wouldn't get our Tom Clancy references!

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