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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > C-SPAM > Republican New Hampshire Primary Debate, Feb. 6 ABC 8pm ET: Failing the Turing Test
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pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

by Hillary Clinton's assassins
Fallen Rib
GUH HUH HUH UGGGHHHH HEY THE KURDS DON'T WANNA HELP DA SUNNIS WAIT KURDS ARE SUNNIS UHHHH BARACK OBAMA KNOWS EXACTLY WHAT HE'S DOING GOTO 10

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Rasta_Al
Jul 14, 2001

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.
Fun Shoe
Lmao. Loot the oil!!

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Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007
 Trump willing to destroy our atmosphere to stop terrorism.

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BWV
Feb 24, 2005

Logikv9 posted:

how do we take the oil after bombing it

cant tell you. if he did someone else would do that idea and plan against it.

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Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
If we bomb the oil, how are we going to take the oil?

Silly question, I know.

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Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



 What are we bombing and seizing Saudi oil now? Who does he think is bankrolling this stuff

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Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



 trump just hit the environment

red meat

nailed it

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mannerup
Jan 11, 2004

♬ I Know You're Dying Trying To Figure Me Out♬

♬My Name's On The Tip Of Your Tongue Keep Running Your Mouth♬

♬You Want The Recipe But Can't Handle My Sound My Sound My Sound♬

♬No Matter What You Do Im Gonna Get It Without Ya♬

♬ I Know You Ain't Used To A Female Alpha♬
KNOCK THE HELL OUT OF THAT OIL!

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Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

 Is it weird that the thing that annoys me the most about Trump, other than the racism, is his veneration of Patton. Patton was a loving disaster.

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Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Logikv9 posted:

how do we take the oil after bombing it

the truck of oil has already sailed to safety

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

 It's like times have changed in the last 75 years, Donald.

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Grey Fox
Jan 5, 2004

 gently caress your atmosphere, you loser.

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oddium
Feb 21, 2006

end of the 4.5 tatami age

 did trump draw a dot on his left hand

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Slate Action
Feb 13, 2012

by exmarx
Trump's foreign policy is basically that old bumper sticker reading "bomb their rear end, take their gas"

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SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy

Nagato posted:

Rubio: "Racial segregation is the only thing that can bring peace to Iraq"
Ghost of Saddam Hussein: :confused:
Holy gently caress.

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neutral milf hotel
Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
trump is a boss

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mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
bankrack oilbama

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Cornflakes
Dec 3, 2006

 i know the back circuits, the back channels

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The Kingfish
Oct 21, 2015


 Verily vast

-Donald Trump

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Yudo
May 15, 2003

 "Bomb them and steal their poo poo" -- republican foreign strategy.

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yronic heroism
Oct 31, 2008

Rip Testes posted:

Rubio gave this same answer about ISIS last debate didn't he? I mean like exactly the same.

This is called being on message and usually works out fine because voters don't care.

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My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich

Yudo posted:

half of iraq are shia

All of Iraq does not exist any more.

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Pompous Rhombus
Mar 11, 2007

Pick posted:

the truck of oil has already sailed to safety
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Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010

Shageletic posted:

Is it weird that the thing that annoys me the most about Trump, other than the racism, is his veneration of Patton. Patton was a loving disaster.

however he was a character in a movie

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Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos

Logikv9 posted:

how do we take the oil after bombing it

have u seen fast & furious

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Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar

Joementum posted:

If we bomb the oil, how are we going to take the oil?

Silly question, I know.

You wait until the fire stops, idiot

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UV_Catastrophe
Dec 29, 2008

Of all the words of mice and men, the saddest are,

"It might have been."
Pillbug
1) Bomb the oil
2) Take oil

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tinstaach
Aug 3, 2010

MAGNetic AttITUDE


 bomb the oil and also take the oil

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Nagato
Apr 26, 2011

Why yes my username is the same as an autistic alien who looks like a 9 year old from an anime, why do ask?
:nyoron:
Drink the milkshake. Drink it up

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

oddium posted:

did trump draw a dot on his left hand

Sarah Palin offered to help with debate prep and gleefully grabbed a permanent marker....

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mannerup
Jan 11, 2004

♬ I Know You're Dying Trying To Figure Me Out♬

♬My Name's On The Tip Of Your Tongue Keep Running Your Mouth♬

♬You Want The Recipe But Can't Handle My Sound My Sound My Sound♬

♬No Matter What You Do Im Gonna Get It Without Ya♬

♬ I Know You Ain't Used To A Female Alpha♬

Yudo posted:

"Bomb them and steal their poo poo" -- republican foreign strategy.

at least hes directly saying it instead of through innuendo

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pmchem
Jan 22, 2010

Jerusalem posted:

It's like times have changed in the last 75 years, Donald.

"War, war never changes."

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Vox Nihili
May 28, 2008

 can we just cancel democracy and leave obama in power awhile longer? i dont like the way things are going here.

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Bryter
Nov 6, 2011

but since we are small we may-
uh, we may be the losers
Reminder that Trump plans to take the oil and defend the companies doing it using the Beyonce patented "put a ring on it" strategy.

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Rasta_Al
Jul 14, 2001

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.
Fun Shoe
Anyone who cheers for that answer should have their voting privileges revoked.

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This Is the Zodiac
Feb 4, 2003

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Spiky Ooze
Oct 27, 2005

Bernie Sanders is a friend to my planet (pictured)


click the shit outta^
Bush smiling at Libya being in chaos

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Kobayashi
Aug 13, 2004

by Nyc_Tattoo
Can't wait to see Jeb! live in concert.

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Mr Luxury Yacht
Apr 16, 2012


 Oh man, time for Ben Ghazi's opinion....

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Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
https://twitter.com/MattCover/status/696158743449485312

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