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Who will win the debate?
Donald Trump
Ted Cruz
Marco Rubio
Jeb! Bush
Ben Carson
John Kasich
Chris Christie
Baby Hitler
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Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


I've zoned out during Cruz's last few answers.

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SNAKES N CAKES
Sep 6, 2005

DAVID GAIDER
Lead Writer

tinstaach posted:

Who's James Bergdahl?

Let's hope that's his Perry moment.

EXTREME INSERTION
Jun 4, 2011

by LadyAmbien
The only way I'm switching the channel back is if Marco takes his shirt off

Fritz Coldcockin
Nov 7, 2005

Ted Cruz/Mr. Bananagrabber 2016

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



"If you keep negotiating with terrorists like this you'll be like Reagan"

neutral milf hotel
Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

Alter Ego posted:

Ted Cruz/Mr. Bananagrabber 2016

:eyepop:

tinstaach
Aug 3, 2010

MAGNetic AttITUDE


apatheticman posted:

Little known facts,

Canadians can't say love.

As a fellow Canadian, let me say that this only applies to Albertans.

BGrifter
Mar 16, 2007

Winner of Something Awful PS5 thread's Posting Excellence Award June 2022

Congratulations!

Consummate Professional posted:

Friendly fire doesn't count for Purple Hearts and definitely not accidents lol

Was a reference to this.

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


Was the Turing Test title added after the Rubio thing?

fade5
May 31, 2012

by exmarx
there is no good answer to this one

if you give isis ransom money, they use that to kill more people down the line

if you don't give them money, you're leaving people like Foley to be killed

it sucks:smith:

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
"during the last debate--"

Mr. World
May 6, 2007
Working undercover for the man . . .

EXTREME INSERTION posted:

The only way I'm switching the channel back is if Marco takes his shirt off

I take it you are a Martin O'Malley voter?

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

Rasta_Al posted:

VA dental is a joke, I knew a guy that lost part of his drat jaw to an IED and the VA wouldn't give him full dental.

Yeah it's legit the hardest disability coverage to get.

He should've gotten 100% for that, though.

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

Noooooooooooooo

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

Alter Ego posted:

Ted Cruz/Mr. Bananagrabber 2016

I never should have given up animation rights.

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



Alter Ego posted:

Ted Cruz/Mr. Bananagrabber 2016

Ted can't be his own VP

Gynocentric Regime
Jun 9, 2010

by Cyrano4747
(White) Americans can go anywhere and do anything because we will kill anyone who stops them - GOP platform 2016

SNAKES N CAKES
Sep 6, 2005

DAVID GAIDER
Lead Writer
Ah gently caress Trump is putting together a stirring, heartfelt answer again.

Democrazy
Oct 16, 2008

If you're not willing to lick the boot, then really why are you in politics lol? Everything is a cycle of just getting stomped on so why do you want to lose to it over and over, just submit like me, I'm very intelligent.
Trump's response is indistinguishable from Cruz's

oystertoadfish
Jun 17, 2003

Slate Action posted:

tasty soundbite out of context

even in context that (or like a million other things republicans say) would be tasty for a democratic attack ad in virginia where it's like republicans want to be beaten by government worker votes

This Is the Zodiac
Feb 4, 2003

Guess again.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Thump! posted:

Ted can't be his own VP

mannerup
Jan 11, 2004

♬ I Know You're Dying Trying To Figure Me Out♬

♬My Name's On The Tip Of Your Tongue Keep Running Your Mouth♬

♬You Want The Recipe But Can't Handle My Sound My Sound My Sound♬

♬No Matter What You Do Im Gonna Get It Without Ya♬

♬ I Know You Ain't Used To A Female Alpha♬

Democrazy posted:

Trump's response is indistinguishable from Cruz's

except he got to bring up his $6,000,000 for the vets

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Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
why don't they ever mention privatizing the VA hospitals?

Fireside Nut
Feb 10, 2010

turp


Ham go gently caress off so

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Oh drat, time to ignore everything but abortion

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

Oh gently caress you

Bryter
Nov 6, 2011

but since we are small we may-
uh, we may be the losers

Markorjoshua posted:

Stop banging on that loving podium

I hope he's not doing it with his love member

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc
Uggggghhhh, she's worse that Cruz

HyperPuma
Jun 24, 2007

b-b-b-b-b-b-b-but trump is president
abortions for some, tiny american flags for others

imo

Fritz Coldcockin
Nov 7, 2005

BGrifter posted:

Was a reference to this.



And now I seem to have put my fist through my monitor

E: Oh yay! Gay marriage!

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
Rubio isn't a hater.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
It does though, Marco

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos
"Im no hater" - rubio

Mr. World
May 6, 2007
Working undercover for the man . . .
FUUUUUUUUCKKKKK YOUUUUUUUUU MARKO

silicone thrills
Jan 9, 2008

I paint things
Oh man *sucks down beer*

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Marco ain't no hater.

Bishop Rodan
Dec 5, 2011

See you in the funny papers, liebchen!
oh boy the gay agenda!

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



*votes against civil unions for LGBT*

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Dead Cosmonaut
Nov 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
Millennials support anti-abortion laws?

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