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notZaar posted:Not to mention you could just enlist in the Army then go to college on the taxpayers dime.  thanks for the tuition guys
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Justin Tyme posted:
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i get to thank the government for most of my tuition 
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naem posted:same and you went and spent it on an art degree
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Horniest Manticore posted:and you went and spent it on an art degree Two actually
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naem posted:Two actually you are a literal aids rapist
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Horniest Manticore posted:you are a literal aids rapist 
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http://www.npr.org/2016/02/08/466033317/car-seat-headrest-tiny-desk-concert
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give a white person an electric guitar and they form Megadeth give a white person an acoustic guitar and they play stupid indie-folk bullshit
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-Troika- posted:heres some cask strength millenial.png: i'm definitely millenial but you're a loving idiot lol
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OMFG FURRY posted:and they would be looking to do the same to us, or itll be like Roadside Picnic and we'll be living near hellholes and cursing the day we ever made contact they did get free energy out of the bargain, at least
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notZaar posted:Not to mention you could just enlist in the Army then go to college on the taxpayers dime. Probably a good way to get a French job as an aircraft mechanic or something if you were in love with the idea of France Anyway if your idea of career future sounds like dying to an IED in Mali after getting hazed/buttraped by a Eastern European, then go ahead and join the French Foreign Legion lol.
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I went to college on lottery money so I'm not gonna complain about the armed forces welfare queens.
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Using guitar as drum, without ever learning how to play it as a guitar, but still saying that you play guitar seems to be a thing these days. Playing guitar is hard so I wish this was around when I was a kid. Impress twice the girls in half the time with your cool bongo drum rolls and you don't really have to do any work. Every time I go to the guitar store for strings there's a couple of guys in the acoustic room tappa tappin and playing drums on 1000 dollar gibsons and martins and poo poo and guitar store employees staring on in horror, lmao. 
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reallivedinosaur posted:Using guitar as drum, without ever learning how to play it as a guitar, but still saying that you play guitar seems to be a thing these days. I've never heard of this and it sounds awful. Do you mean poo poo like this? I mean later in the video this guy plays the guitar and he does sound good, but I can only imagine how terrible it would be if they couldn't actually play the guitar, but still bought one and used it to "play drums" by tippy tapping on it like that.
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KiddieGrinder posted:I've never heard of this and it sounds awful. Do you mean poo poo like this? I think what happened is people have seen enough videos like that to think that's legitimate guitar technique, so it's totally ok to walk into a store and start bongoing on expensive things you don't own and that aren't bongos. I just see them in guitar stores and wonder why anyone has the balls to pick up an instrument worth a few hundred dollars and start hitting it like a chimp. *IN MY DAY* I might strum the strings like an idiot because I didn't really know any chords, but wouldn't even think to sit and slap it. It's like going into a piano store and kicking a piano and going "oh wow nice sound". Of course, in heavy metal shredder days of my youth, the same rear end in a top hat would be the guy who picked up the two thousand dollar strat and starts scraping the pick up and down the fretboard and smashing on the whammy bar, and those assholes are still doing that in their 40s and 50s. Before me I have to imagine the Pete Townshend windmill assholes were doing their thing to douche up guitar stores. Guitar players have always been douchebags.
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reallivedinosaur posted:I think what happened is people have seen enough videos like that to think that's legitimate guitar technique, so it's totally ok to walk into a store and start bongoing on expensive things you don't own and that aren't bongos. My best guitar store story involved me leaving and walking past two employees who were standing by the door. I had on a Mountain Goats shirt that had a picture of the statue of Romulus and Remus suckling from the she-wolf. The guy on the right pointed at my shirt and said "Hey, Romulus and Remus!" And I smiled and turned and the guy on the left said "Sucking wolf titty!" in the most sleazy, bro-giving-you-a-thumbs-up voice imaginable. I didn't know how to respond and just left.
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To French Foreign Legion goon: Don't. They used to take anyone, now it's pretty tough to get into. Plus you'll probably die as you become one the most expendable soldiers on the planet, in fact when they send you out on a mission they usually don't plan on a return trip, it's up to you to come back if you survive.
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you should do something more ethical, and safer, like becoming a drug dealer or burglar
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reallivedinosaur posted:Using guitar as drum, without ever learning how to play it as a guitar, but still saying that you play guitar seems to be a thing these days. flickety-tap-boom guitar is definitely a millennial thing this beardo made a video which went viral and kicked off the entire gimmicky movement of boring drony percussive guitar playing https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ddn4MGaS3N4
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Wicker Man posted:A reminder:
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http://www.abc.net.au/news/2016-02-09/breastfeeding-mother-has-emotional-encounter-with-melbourne-zoo/7153746 breastfeeding milennial thinks a monkey scopin out her tits is actually proud of her or something  "I felt so proud and I felt she was proud of me and … I don't know. It was just amazing."
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Internaut! posted:flickety-tap-boom guitar is definitely a millennial thing nah, this poo poo's all ani difranco's fault
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ghostter posted:http://www.abc.net.au/news/2016-02-09/breastfeeding-mother-has-emotional-encounter-with-melbourne-zoo/7153746
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Percussion guitar talk: People were blown away by it, not because it opened up a whole new realm of possibilities for music and guitar players in general, but because it was a novelty that required an unprecedented amount of practice and personal discipline in order to sustain a melody while forgoing the need for a bassist and a percussionist. Attention-seeking millennials thought that spending an unholy amount of time practicing an incredibly difficult and niche style of guitar playing would convince people that possessing such an ability would indicate to others that they were good musicians. Unfortunately, unless one actually has an affinity for music and can create songs that are pleasing to others and artistically valid, all of the bells and whistles are rendered meaningless and are in fact a poor substitute for, you know, actually having a bassist and a percussionist. Musicians like John Butler and Estas Tonne can make it work because they're actually good musicians, not just because they've technically perfected an inherently flamboyant style of guitar playing.
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drat millennials probably can't even play the intro to "Raining Blood"
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symbolic posted:drat millennials probably can't even play the intro to "Raining Blood" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nZ2ucr74YNk
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speshl guy posted:Percussion guitar talk: the real beginning, by a brilliant musician https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4P9mmZyGb4s
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Rodrigo y Gabriella do the percussive guitar thing on their first album and it's good
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nomadologique posted:i have to assume that as long as people have been playing resonant stringed instruments, some of them have been drumming on them ya the spanish have been doing it for centuries but the particular combination of percussion, exotic tunings and fretting with both hands began with michael hedges and exploded into millennial consciousness via andy mckee and his 54 million youtube views of that one song alone
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Internaut! posted:the real beginning, by a brilliant musician Did he step on a mine in Afghanistan or something?
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