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| In my dreams Football Johnny forever rolls right gesticulating and pump faking and lowering his head into clown rear end fools and he's got a good buzz on and he's throwing incredibly late to a receiver who's been open since the dawn of time and when he completes the touchdown pass he pops a bottle at the club and i wake up and i am Active in my Private Area |
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Probably Magic posted:"Smarter than the Browns" is the lowest bar to clear. The Jags haven't always cleared it.
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Probably Magic posted:"Smarter than the Browns" is the lowest bar to clear. Riley Cooper account spotted
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Feb 9, 2016 14:50
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I cannot wait to see this get brushed under the rug and then get to hear racial platitudes about how Ray Rice is still out of the league and Manziel is still on a roster. Probably a Chip Kelly roster for maximum hilarity.
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Feb 9, 2016 15:12
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No Butt Stuff posted:I cannot wait to see this get brushed under the rug and then get to hear racial platitudes about how Ray Rice is still out of the league and Manziel is still on a roster. Probably a Chip Kelly roster for maximum hilarity. The bright lights of Santa Clara just aren't ready for Johnny Football.
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Feb 9, 2016 15:58
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No Butt Stuff posted:I cannot wait to see this get brushed under the rug and then get to hear racial platitudes about how Ray Rice is still out of the league and Manziel is still on a roster. Probably a Chip Kelly roster for maximum hilarity. I'm sure the funeral pyre for Manziel's career is going to burn even brighter before it goes out. 2 seasons in and he's already gone to rehab, relapsed, popped up in Vegas under the name Billy with a wig and sunglasses, and beat his ex girlfriend so badly her eardrum blew out. Two seasons. He's spent more time getting yelled at while drunk by staff in Cleveland than he has playing for them for gently caress's sake.
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Feb 9, 2016 16:04
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https://twitter.com/nypostsports/status/697107214083977216 That's So Cleveland
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Feb 9, 2016 18:29
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Poonerman posted:https://twitter.com/nypostsports/status/697107214083977216 That was the speculation, except that it was a hangover. Not that he was still drunk. Good job everyone.
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Feb 9, 2016 18:41
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Hockles posted:That was the speculation, except that it was a hangover. Not that he was still drunk. Good job everyone. There were goons getting mad when people suggested he showed up drunk at practice
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Feb 9, 2016 19:48
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Poonerman posted:https://twitter.com/nypostsports/status/697107214083977216 So what's the ideal scenario here? Cleveland loses a draft pick for lying about a concussion? Johnny fucks them over one last time before moving to another team or pulling a Last Boy Scout?
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Feb 9, 2016 20:05
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Chichevache posted:Riley Cooper account spotted I appreciate this post
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Feb 9, 2016 20:15
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http://www.cbssports.com/collegefootball/writer/dennis-dodd/25478429/kyle-allen-texas-am-dysfunction-stems-from-manziel-led-culture I am Johnny Football, destroyer of teams
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Feb 9, 2016 20:35
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So Jonathan Football is responsible for my school getting their shiny new QB. Thanks Johnny!
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Feb 9, 2016 20:46
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*peers over glasses* that's some Johnball
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Feb 9, 2016 20:52
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Intruder posted:So Jonathan Football is responsible for my school getting their shiny new QB. Thanks Johnny! And judging by the article he was the one player at A&M that's serious about football so congrats
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Feb 9, 2016 20:52
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Raku posted:http://www.cbssports.com/collegefootball/writer/dennis-dodd/25478429/kyle-allen-texas-am-dysfunction-stems-from-manziel-led-culture Johnny giveth and Johnny taketh away. Johnny and Sumlin turned A&M into a recruiting powerhouse by giving it an image makeover. The fightin' farmers became ballers makin' it rain in the club. I can see how the current problems might have to do with kids coming to A&M expecting to live that Johnny life, but hey, at least they came.
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Feb 9, 2016 21:19
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So Jonathan "loving" Football had an O-line that produced a bunch of NFL players and nobody questions why he seemed to be so productive in college but washed the gently caress out in the NFL?
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Feb 9, 2016 21:34
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Joe Thomas and Alex Mack: noted pieces of poo poo and bad at being linemans. edit: He washed the gently caress out of the NFL because he can't stop hitting the sauce.
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Feb 9, 2016 21:38
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FAUXTON posted:So Jonathan "loving" Football had an O-line that produced a bunch of NFL players and nobody questions why he seemed to be so productive in college but washed the gently caress out in the NFL? He also had WR Mike Evans, who doesn't get enough attention for being one of the most dominant CFB players I've ever seen. In a pinch Manziel could pretty much just lob a jump ball in a general forward direction and Evans would usually find a way to go get it.
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Feb 9, 2016 21:49
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Happy Noodle Boy posted:So what's the ideal scenario here? Cleveland loses a draft pick for lying about a concussion? Johnny fucks them over one last time before moving to another team or pulling a Last Boy Scout? The signs and symptoms of a concussion almost completely coincide with a hangover. Even if the staff thinks he's full of poo poo, they need to do concussion testing.
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Feb 9, 2016 22:16
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It really is amazing just how right that leaked patriots scouting report on Manziel turned out to be, yeesh. I really didn't think he could gently caress it up this badly. Like, remember laughing for ages about JaMarcus not giving a poo poo and rocking the drank?
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Feb 9, 2016 22:23
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Now I want to see their report for Hernandez.
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Feb 9, 2016 22:27
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NC-17 posted:Now I want to see their report for Hernandez. At this point I imagine its a lot of [REDACTED]
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Feb 9, 2016 22:27
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I miss the Scooby Doo Manziel days.
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Feb 9, 2016 22:40
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Raku posted:http://www.cbssports.com/collegefootball/writer/dennis-dodd/25478429/kyle-allen-texas-am-dysfunction-stems-from-manziel-led-culture Turns out Johnny Football thinks grode jars are gross and worshiping a dog is weird. A cancerous environment.Alcoholism and abuse are fine though
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Feb 9, 2016 22:41
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NC-17 posted:Now I want to see their report for Hernandez. "Make sure he knows that remote cabins in Vermont are not a terribly far away drive and cheap to purchase with surprisingly lax gun laws for the north east".
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Feb 9, 2016 22:45
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I really didn't think Johnny Football had an alcohol problem at first. I just assumed ESPN was basically concern trolling about it because "OMG HE WAS AT A PARTY" was such an easy narrative to push and get lots of rage about.
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Feb 9, 2016 23:47
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Intruder posted:I appreciate this post (I do too, actually.) Morby posted:I really didn't think Johnny Football had an alcohol problem at first. I just assumed ESPN was basically concern trolling about it because "OMG HE WAS AT A PARTY" was such an easy narrative to push and get lots of rage about. I thought it was pretty obvious he had a problem that could possibly wash him out of the league, I just didn't think it would turn him violent since there hadn't been any reports of such while he was in college.
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Feb 9, 2016 23:59
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Morby posted:I really didn't think Johnny Football had an alcohol problem at first. I just assumed ESPN was basically concern trolling about it because "OMG HE WAS AT A PARTY" was such an easy narrative to push and get lots of rage about. Well, he went to rehab, so he obviously has A problem. I think it was interesting that they seemingly went out of there way to never specify why. Like they never said it was for alcohol, which typically means its for something else.
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Feb 10, 2016 00:03
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swickles posted:Well, he went to rehab, so he obviously has A problem. I think it was interesting that they seemingly went out of there way to never specify why. Like they never said it was for alcohol, which typically means its for something else. There were rumors about cocaine usage, before he had that photo with the rolled up $5 or whatever.
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Feb 10, 2016 00:40
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whiteyfats posted:People were saying the Jags should have took him instead of Bort. Bort is a goon with a weird name, but he's not a women beating piece of poo poo. Also better at football. Some Texans fans really wanted him too (well just the Aggies). This billboard was a thing in Houston: 
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Feb 10, 2016 01:06
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Marin Karin posted:Some Texans fans really wanted him too (well just the Aggies). This billboard was a thing in Houston: this is why superdelegates exist btw
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Feb 10, 2016 01:51
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Probably Magic posted:(I do too, actually.) swickles posted:Well, he went to rehab, so he obviously has A problem. I think it was interesting that they seemingly went out of there way to never specify why. Like they never said it was for alcohol, which typically means its for something else. When he was at A&M the reports of him as partying OMG SO MUCH just seemed overblown. His going to rehab surprised me since it seemed like he partied the same amount as other rich college students, just that it was overblown and overhyped since he was a Heisman winner.
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Feb 10, 2016 03:21
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Flikken posted:So PFT just said that the league might put Manziel on paid leave while they investigate. If they do that the Browns won't be able to cut Manziel on March 9th and have to eat a cap hit for his salary next year. How can the league do that? Isn't he an employee of the Browns, not the NFL? E: Why is Manziel getting this leash? It seems extremely long.
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Feb 10, 2016 03:46
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Regnevelc posted:How can the league do that? Isn't he an employee of the Browns, not the NFL? 1) That can't be worded right. I can't see how the league can force a player on a team like that, unless they are picking up his tab and/or his salary won't count towards the Browns' cap. 2) He's a white Quarterback.
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Feb 10, 2016 04:36
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Hockles posted:1) That can't be worded right. I can't see how the league can force a player on a team like that, unless they are picking up his tab and/or his salary won't count towards the Browns' cap. 3) He generates news, which certainly benefits both the NFL and the NFL's media partnerships, and no publicity is bad for them. God, I can't even tell when I'm being ironically cynical and when it's genuine anymore.
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Feb 10, 2016 04:46
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Thaddius the Large posted:3) He generates news, which certainly benefits both the NFL and the NFL's media partnerships, and no publicity is bad for them. The NFL may decide to turn over a new leaf and suspend players during DV investigations in which they are a PoI, banning them if/when charged.  like they'll ever do that given the neuropathy.
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Feb 10, 2016 05:38
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Maybe he can be the lovely prison QB who gets replaced by Burt Reynolds/Adam Sandler in The Longest Yard
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Feb 10, 2016 05:55
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Hockles posted:1) That can't be worded right. I can't see how the league can force a player on a team like that, unless they are picking up his tab and/or his salary won't count towards the Browns' cap. Possibility of paid leave looms for LeSean McCoy, Johnny Manziel http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2016/02/09/possibility-of-paid-leave-looms-for-lesean-mccoy-johnny-manziel/ Another story came out later that the NFL isn't going to pull this move.
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Marin Karin posted:Some Texans fans really wanted him too (well just the Aggies). This billboard was a thing in Houston: Johnny football
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