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Dr Christmas
Apr 24, 2010

Berninating the one percent,
Berninating the Wall St.
Berninating all the people
In their high rise penthouses!
🔥😱🔥🔫👴🏻

Space Cadet Omoly posted:

I didn't watch the super bowl, what happened that made Ramirez so pissed he decided to draw...whatever the hell this is?

Beyoncé and her dancers were dressed in black, like the Black Panthers apparently, and at one point the stood in an X-shaped formation, which is wrong because Malcom X is a black person other than a Disneyfied Martin Luther King Jr. and therefore the real racist. Her latest video also alluded to police brutality and Hurricane Katrina.

Some other people are mad that Coldplay's stage had rainbow stuff, and is therefore gay propaganda and not just the same motif as their latest album cover.

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Mellow Seas
Oct 9, 2012
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

I'd love to see the alternate reality version of this where the Panthers won. Of course Ramirez likes the Broncos winning, what with their good Republican quarterback* who loves Papa John's and actually has pretty much the closest thing to a Ramirez head of any actual person in the world. I doubt he would've been so enthusiastic about the Carolina Uppities winning.

* Who had basically nothing to do with the Broncos winning, holy poo poo is their defense insane

Keiya
Aug 22, 2009

Come with me if you want to not die.

I literally expected the last panel to be those two making out.

(Also the "if Bernie loses I'm going to Trump!" crowd still confuses me. One's espousing socialist policies and the other fascist policies. I can see why either set would appeal to people but not both)

Stinky_Pete
Aug 16, 2015

Stinkier than your average bear
Lipstick Apathy

Dr Christmas posted:

Some other people are mad that Coldplay's stage had rainbow stuff, and is therefore gay propaganda and not just the same motif as their latest album cover.

See also: Pink Floyd's famous album cover, and every rave

Oooh, here comes Bennett with a killer new visual metaphor



I'm gonna keep this in my pocket whenever someone wants to feel deep by saying "both sides"

xthetenth
Dec 30, 2012

Mario wasn't sure if this Jeb guy was a good influence on Yoshi.

Keiya posted:

I literally expected the last panel to be those two making out.

(Also the "if Bernie loses I'm going to Trump!" crowd still confuses me. One's espousing socialist policies and the other fascist policies. I can see why either set would appeal to people but not both)

National socialism :smuggo:.

Probably people who reflexively hate "the establishment" more than anything else.

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
:britain:

Guardian:

"Steve Bell on George Osborne and the economy – In a week when share prices crashed in Europe and the US, the Institute for Fiscal Studies said Osborne’s plan to put the UK back in the black by the end of the current parliament was vulnerable to a protracted financial market panic"

Telegraph:

Trident: Getting agreed Labour position 'may be impossible'

Times:


Mail:
Mac on...Cameron's prison reforms

'Oh, do stop moaning, Wayne – at least you're home during the week now.'

Shugojin
Sep 6, 2007

THE TAIL THAT BURNS TWICE AS BRIGHT...


Dr Christmas posted:

Beyoncé and her dancers were dressed in black, like the Black Panthers apparently, and at one point the stood in an X-shaped formation, which is wrong because Malcom X is a black person other than a Disneyfied Martin Luther King Jr. and therefore the real racist. Her latest video also alluded to police brutality and Hurricane Katrina.

Some other people are mad that Coldplay's stage had rainbow stuff, and is therefore gay propaganda and not just the same motif as their latest album cover.

A black person did something related to cops other than get shot by one the right gets real mad.

Selachian
Oct 9, 2012

Dr Christmas posted:

Beyoncé and her dancers were dressed in black, like the Black Panthers apparently, and at one point the stood in an X-shaped formation, which is wrong because Malcom X is a black person other than a Disneyfied Martin Luther King Jr. and therefore the real racist. Her latest video also alluded to police brutality and Hurricane Katrina.

Yeah, the video for her new song "Formation" includes the radical, cop-hating statement "stop shooting us."

Of course, conservatives have despised Beyoncé long before this (see: Mike Huckabee condemning her music while playing bass for Ted Nugent). Shockingly, they appear to have a fairly low tolerance for outspoken black women, unless said women are also conservative true believers.

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

Selachian posted:

Yeah, the video for her new song "Formation" includes the radical, cop-hating statement "stop shooting us."

Of course, conservatives have despised Beyoncé long before this (see: Mike Huckabee condemning her music while playing bass for Ted Nugent). Shockingly, they appear to have a fairly low tolerance for outspoken black women, unless said women are also conservative true believers.

Conservatives have long been upset with people who use their talents and business sense to become successful and wealthy like Beyonce and Jay-Z.

D.N. Nation
Feb 1, 2012


Wingnuts: Look, American youths really love us, they just don't know it yet, and once they see the good in tax cuts and school choice and OMG BEYONCE IS A BLACK PANTHER SUPPORTER THIS IS AN OUTRAGE SUCCESSFUL BLACK WOMAN DISGUSTS ME

Also, waah waah, sports shouldn't be about politics. As if, say, Jim Brown or Kareem Abdul-Jabbar don't exist.

Internet Kraken
Apr 24, 2010

slightly amused
I just love the completely nebulous POLITICS label on the NFL. What does it even mean? Who the gently caress knows, certainly not Ramirez.

AVeryLargeRadish
Aug 19, 2011

I LITERALLY DON'T KNOW HOW TO NOT BE A WEIRD SEXUAL CREEP ABOUT PREPUBESCENT ANIME GIRLS, READ ALL ABOUT IT HERE!!!

Internet Kraken posted:

I just love the completely nebulous POLITICS label on the NFL. What does it even mean? Who the gently caress knows, certainly not Ramirez.

It means that ramirez thinks that the only reason the NFL had Beyoncé at the half time show is because she is black.

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

Internet Kraken posted:

I just love the completely nebulous POLITICS label on the NFL. What does it even mean? Who the gently caress knows, certainly not Ramirez.

It means "I am mad because they I have decided that they disagree with me on something, but I can't articulate exactly how they are doing this, and even if I could, I couldn't make them out to be objectively bad and wrong just for disagreeing with me, so I'll use the word 'POLITICS' as a dogwhistle and let the reader fill in the blanks"

Oddly enough nobody ever gets mad at non-political activities being tainted by politics they agree with

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

Dashing? But I'm not even moving!


Rorus Raz posted:

Lance decided it was time to take on evolution for...some reason. Maybe he's afraid Angus is too likable. For those who don't give a poo poo about Galatianman's storyline (ie good, normal people): Angus is doing basically nothing with some homeless people.

1
First: we need to take some nonsense and call it evolution.

2
With our new straw friend all nice and well-dressed, we beat him without mercy.

3
Now we pretend to know anything about science, while also just copypasting the last strip and making a few tweaks to the art. Nobody will notice (because nobody reads this poo poo comic)

""I'm gonna evolve some gills" - someone who believes in evolution" - someone who doesn't believe in evolution

Internet Kraken posted:

I just love the completely nebulous POLITICS label on the NFL. What does it even mean? Who the gently caress knows, certainly not Ramirez.

Oh, he knows. "Politics," in the context of "bringing politics into it," always means "expressed support for an oppressed group." When a figure says something controversially right-wing, liberal people call that person a lovely rear end in a top hat. When the situation is reversed, conservatives treat it as a transgression of some kind of sacred division of magisteria. It's their way of coping with minor, gradual marginalization. It's infantile, but not incomprehensible.

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

Dashing? But I'm not even moving!


AVeryLargeRadish posted:

It means that ramirez thinks that the only reason the NFL had Beyoncé at the half time show is because she is black.

Maybe the first and last time he's heard of her was when people were complaining about Obama meeting her. Clearly the NFL just wanted to get in good with the president and his *ahem* constituency, so they throw a freebie to famously has-been flash-in-the-pan Beyonce.

Hermetic
Sep 7, 2007

by exmarx

Internet Kraken posted:

I just love the completely nebulous POLITICS label on the NFL. What does it even mean? Who the gently caress knows, certainly not Ramirez.

I never thought we'd see Ramirez hackier than "DEBT", but here we are.

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science

eviltastic posted:

Some gal who only speaks in short exclamations. Also, for Halloween, she went as a fried egg. Best character in the strip.

Angus went as...Charles Darwin.




GOO
TO
ZOO

colonel_korn
May 16, 2003

Political cartoonists slapping POLITICS on a thing as shorthand for "thing bad" never gets old :allears:

TurnipFritter
Apr 21, 2010
10,000 POSTS ON TALKING TIME

A lot of "Formation" boils down to "I'm not ashamed of being black" so Conservatives are real steamed about it.

Shugojin
Sep 6, 2007

THE TAIL THAT BURNS TWICE AS BRIGHT...


e: wait I already made that joke

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc
Beyonce lookin' good with those thighs :pervert:

hooman
Oct 11, 2007

This guy seems legit.
Fun Shoe

TurnipFritter posted:

A lot of "Formation" boils down to "I'm not ashamed of being black" so Conservatives are real steamed about it.

So clearly a work of fiction.

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

(and can't post for 19 days!)

It was impossible to even interpret a political message from Beyonce's performance, because it was a single part of an entire pageant. Coldplay played out one of their wet farts, before transitioning to Bruno Mars playing Uptown Funk. Then Beyonce led her Formation which immediately transitioned into Her, Bruno Mars, and Coldplay all playing Uptown Funk together. There wasn't even any time to absorb what was going on, because the entire affair was one massive Pop Culture Cronenberg monster. All of this outrage only came out in post, once the usual talking heads got to give their Hot Takes about the lame rear end half time show.

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?

Internet Kraken posted:

I just love the completely nebulous POLITICS label on the NFL. What does it even mean? Who the gently caress knows, certainly not Ramirez.
Its like when Pope Francis says something Ramirez decides to poo poo out a cartoon where the Pope has a giant communism hat with POLITICS scrawled over it because obviously the Pope isn't one who becomes involved with politics.

Zesty
Jan 17, 2012

The Great Twist

hooman
Oct 11, 2007

This guy seems legit.
Fun Shoe
Robio is adorable.

Tom Guycot
Oct 15, 2008

Chief of Governors


Rubio's deer-in-headlights flub has gotten a lot more play than I expected.

memy
Oct 15, 2011

by exmarx

Tom Guycot posted:

Rubio's deer-in-headlights flub has gotten a lot more play than I expected.

Gaffes stick when they confirm what people already believed about a candidate.

MokBa
Jun 8, 2006

If you see something suspicious, bomb it!

Does Rubio suffer from some pretty severe anxiety? Between this and the water incident, he's seems pretty easily thrown off track.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

MokBa posted:

Does Rubio suffer from some pretty severe anxiety? Between this and the water incident, he's seems pretty easily thrown off track.

I hope not because then I'd feel like an rear end in a top hat laughing at his meltdowns

Selachian
Oct 9, 2012

MokBa posted:

Does Rubio suffer from some pretty severe anxiety? Between this and the water incident, he's seems pretty easily thrown off track.

Apparently yes.

Incidentally, I've seen some folks refer to him as "Macro Rubio," which is just so much better than Robio/Rubiot/etc.

Flip Yr Wig
Feb 21, 2007

Oh please do go on
Fun Shoe
Each cartoonist gets one Robiot. Any more and I might just consider them a lazy hack.

Zetsubou-san
Jan 28, 2015

Cruel Bifaunidas demanded that you [stand]🧍 I require only that you [kneel]🧎

Selachian posted:

Apparently yes.

Incidentally, I've seen some folks refer to him as "Macro Rubio," which is just so much better than Robio/Rubiot/etc.

yes, but a layperson wouldn't get the reference

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy

This would have worked better as a Total Recall reference.

MokBa
Jun 8, 2006

If you see something suspicious, bomb it!

Selachian posted:

Apparently yes.

Incidentally, I've seen some folks refer to him as "Macro Rubio," which is just so much better than Robio/Rubiot/etc.

Okay I figured. I can get really severe anxiety in the right situations and his symptoms seemed similar to my own. A Rubio presidency would be hilarious. Dude would break out in a panic during every SotU.

Apple Pie Hubbub
Feb 14, 2012

Take that, you greedy jerk!

Mantis42
Jul 26, 2010

Oh god not this Mallentine poo poo again.

STOP LITTERING
Sep 11, 2005

Ramirez is pretty clearly just biding his time until he knows who the candidates are lest he hatch the one he'll shamelessly and relentlessly plug for in a negative light.

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The Mantis
Jul 19, 2004

what is yall sayin?

someone doesn't know how BB-8 works :colbert:

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