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Scruffpuff posted:plot a hackneyed, uninspired plot that's been done to death already. croberts all over.
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What's the original Lesnick challenge? I want to try it.
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AugmentedVision posted:New canon race -- the Ben'les: were these the aliens who acted like massive space tards as part of their plan to secretly ripoff people?
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Feb 10, 2016 11:12
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D_Smart posted:This guy using our internal LOD test build made a bunch of movies while testing all planetary aircraft. I wanted to show you guys what correct physics looks like when done right. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QvEtWU6Rpt4&t=1927s Correct physics...like these loving shuttles?
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Feb 10, 2016 11:14
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Khanstant posted:were these the aliens who acted like massive space tards as part of their plan to secretly ripoff people? Yeah. They didn't just act like it, though- they actually were massive space tards.
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Raskolnikov posted:Fixing this. Revision 2.0 now with 220% more "The Vision."  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p3NfYF-SoIM
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TheLastRoboKy posted:We'll do a show, called it "Redacts the 'Lax" Dreams are happening now. See you in the 'Lax, Operative.
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Feb 10, 2016 11:17
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Khanstant posted:were these the aliens who acted like massive space tards as part of their plan to secretly ripoff people? Actual space tards who believed they where smart and amazing puppet masters and only pretending to be space tards. They may or may not have spent all their money on Star Citizen.
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Feb 10, 2016 11:20
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TheLastRoboKy posted:We'll do a show, called it "Redacts the 'Lax" How about a Twitch broadcast that consists of nothing but Plebeians who don't know how development works just shooting the poo poo about their favourite imaginary game We could call it "'The Live 'Lax-Ative"
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Feb 10, 2016 11:26
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Hopper posted:How about a Twitch broadcast that consists of nothing but Plebeians who don't know how development works just shooting the poo poo about their favourite imaginary game Or "'Lax-Atives Help You Shoot the poo poo!"
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Feb 10, 2016 11:27
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the concept of a race of not-humans-wink that are just big fat retards to everyone in the galaxy is retarded speaking of, wouldn't the people who spend the most on this game be the ones who need it the least? Surely those are the people who would theoretically be playing the game all the time, fro years, so that they'd inevitably end up owning everything anyway?
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Feb 10, 2016 11:27
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cant wait to collect government-mandated payments from solar plebians throughout the cosmos in my auditcraft gonna tax the 'lax
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Feb 10, 2016 11:28
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Scruffpuff posted:Or "'Lax-Atives Help You Shoot the poo poo!" Have a bit more class, really. You can't waste your pun by making it super obvious, that is not how conning people works.
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Feb 10, 2016 11:30
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Hopper posted:Have a bit more class, really. You can't waste your pun by making it super obvious, that is not how conning people works. Sorry, you're right. I'll police myself better going forward, I was being a bit lax.
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Feb 10, 2016 11:31
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Ghostlight posted:It's that poo poo in the textboxes nobody reads, which is why every expansion just has one of the dozen main characters of Warcraft 3 get corrupted for reasons and turn evil. At least they can't keep doing that for long without the whole "we'll go back in time and you can kill this dead Warcraft III character over again!", since they are running out of WCIII characters and there are only so many colours they can paint a dragon before it becomes silly.
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Feb 10, 2016 11:39
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Lesnick slumped over 6 family sized pizza boxes in front of 40 hours of cr cutscenes would rate a remake of s7even
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Feb 10, 2016 11:49
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i'm the flaccid dick going up my own rear end
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Feb 10, 2016 12:05
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Scruffpuff posted:Sorry, you're right. I'll police myself better going forward, I was being a bit lax. "Lax" is also Swedish for salmon  Other pro-tier pun show names: 'Laxophone Solo (Single-player Lp-style stream by devs) Relax the 'Lax (Unscripted twitch stream) 1337 'Laxxor (Glitch showcase) Let's 'Ax 'bout the 'Lax (PR vetted fan questions answered by dev. Plus points for the Futurama reference imo)
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pepito sanchez posted:i'm the flaccid dick going up my own rear end nicely veiled brag dude
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where do the regig stand as a people within the stimpire? what is their station?
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Tijuana Bibliophile posted:
Relax the LowTax
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Feb 10, 2016 12:13
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It's funny how I know more about Stimpire lore than Star Citizen lore
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Daztek posted:It's funny how I know more about Stimpire lore than Star Citizen lore One of the two exists.
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Feb 10, 2016 12:15
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StarbloodKiss posted:where do the regig stand as a people within the stimpire? what is their station? K-10TACL 109.2 FM
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Tijuana Bibliophile posted:"Lax" is also Swedish for salmon OK let's see if I can get the hang of this... 'Lax Fax (Developers field questions about game mechanics) 'Lax On/'Lax Off (Showcasing how concept art becomes engine assets becomes final working model) Rectal Pro'Lax (Goatse) I may have missed the mark.
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Feb 10, 2016 12:18
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Kavak posted:What's the original Lesnick challenge? I want to try it. It's some weird Pizza Hut pizza thing you have to eat over the course of watching Wing Commander. I think it's a personal pizza, a 2 liter coke, a cookie, and something else in less than 90 minutes. Basically, it's heartburn/a heart attack waiting to happen with the amount of grease, sugar, and such you shove into your mouth in a short period. Ben did it when CIG streamed themselves watching Wing Commander on Twitch, which, ironically is against Twitch's EULA/TOS as its not gaming related content that the Citizens were all about supporting. However, they think that rule should only apply to people like Derek who was streaming himself doing live reaction/commentary of the Citizen Con event so they spammed the report button on his channel and got Twitch's automated system to ban his account for 24 hours. Mekchu fucked around with this message at 12:21 on Feb 10, 2016 |
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quote:A peculiarity of this race is that are hermaphrodites and are always in a state of pregnancy, children kill the parent when born, but retain their memories and knowledge, fetuses, are attached to the brain mother. Because of this peculiarity the number of individuals is always the same no population growth. Considered a great offense to kill a creature of his race but even more if it kills the fetus, take great retaliate against this act and who do take revenge but never with another murder they have a great respect for all forms of life. If the fetus retains memory and knowledge, and a person's identity is just collected thoughts, feelings and experiences, aren't they just basically immortal beings that shed skin? You don't need to get into weird lore about a species' reproduction when you can have the exact same story without it. What the gently caress is wrong with these people? e:And if they're always in a state of pregnancy why would they be hermaphroditic? They would have to be asexual. WhiskeyWhiskers fucked around with this message at 12:24 on Feb 10, 2016 |
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StarbloodKiss posted:where do the regig stand as a people within the stimpire? what is their station? the only thing with 'standing' in the stimpire is tortured balls and penises and standing is a misnomer. the stimpire is written bya loving lunatic who isn't banned on the rsi subforums. it is objectively worse than the hitler / satan guy and anyone who thinks derek smart is right but in the eyes of a hugely obese retard this isn't the case. unconfirmed whether being fat and unable to move from the llooming stimpire makes you more accepting of it - interestingly this is one of the few areas of human endurance that ben lesnick could beat me at the others being pizza, cutscenes to shithouse space games and loving his wife
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Unfunny Poster posted:It's some weird Pizza Hut pizza thing you have to eat over the course of watching Wing Commander. I think it's a personal pizza, a 2 liter coke, a cookie, and something else in less than 90 minutes. Basically, it's heartburn/a heart attack waiting to happen with the amount of grease, sugar, and such you shove into your mouth in a short period. It was eating Pizza Hut's Triple Treat box (2 medium pizzas, breadsticks, and the baked chocolate-chip cookie) all in one sitting. The 'while watching Wing Commander' was tacked on later.
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Unfunny Poster posted:It's some weird Pizza Hut pizza thing you have to eat over the course of watching Wing Commander. I think it's a personal pizza, a 2 liter coke, a cookie, and something else in less than 90 minutes. Basically, it's heartburn/a heart attack waiting to happen with the amount of grease, sugar, and such you shove into your mouth in a short period. I think it started out with the goal of consuming some promotion box(?) they have with two pizzas and a pizza-size "cookie"
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Offkorn posted:It was eating Pizza Hut's Triple Treat box (2 medium pizzas, breadsticks, and the baked chocolate-chip cookie) all in one sitting. The 'while watching Wing Commander' was tacked on later. I'm a human garbage can and only slightly thinner than Lesnick, and even I wouldn't be able to do that. Kavak fucked around with this message at 12:30 on Feb 10, 2016 |
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Feb 10, 2016 12:26
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i am a bit chubby but the idea of eating two whole pizzas plus extras in a row makes me want to die inside
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Feb 10, 2016 12:29
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is rainbow hair guy actually the stimperor? no joke replies please I have to know
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If anyone wants to play a real game that is out and functional and very interesting I've been enjoying The Witness. Very good puzzles and an incredibly beautiful world.
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Offkorn posted:It was eating Pizza Hut's Triple Treat box (2 medium pizzas, breadsticks, and the baked chocolate-chip cookie) all in one sitting. The 'while watching Wing Commander' was tacked on later. Sounds totally doable (apart from the movie part). Depends on your definition of one sitting, can it be a full day split into 3 meals?
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Cao Ni Ma posted:A cheapo thrustmaster hotas x is a good starter stick + throttle. Sadly thrustmaster doesn't have a mid range throttle to go with their mid range stick so you have to pair a thrustmaster T1600000000000000m stick with a CH throttle. It'll still come out cheaper than getting any of saitek/madcatz "high end" poo poo and be way better and 100 times more reliable. Berious posted:IMO HOTAS are bad and lovely for controlling ED or any game really. They're meant for ~maximum immersion~ for commandos who want to pretend they are in a real spaceship/airplane/whatever (while wearing battle fatigues and saying over on comms a lot). A bog standard joystick with rudder twist and a throttle will do everything a HOTAS can with one hand. Your other hand is then free to type mean words in chat as you make people feel grief. Sushi in Yiddish posted:I like the Thrustmaster HOTAS-X T-Flight whatever a lot. It's inexpensive and it has a solid feel to it and mine's worked well for Elite. Just have to set one of the buttons as a modifier and you double the number of key binds you can do Yeah, I'll probably grab that Logitech or the Thrustmaster set at some point, reviews and build quality seem fine for both and they don't cost as much as a Star Citizen Completionist package like many other options I've seen  A Loud Fart posted:I love the fact pretend F-16 and A-10 pilots will talk about a HOTAS without blinking an eye. I'm guessing it's pronounced HO-TASS but all I see is HOTASS. Fingers on your sticks, commandos. Good name / post combo
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Saint Drogo posted:is rainbow hair guy actually the stimperor? no joke replies please I have to know As Chris Roberts likes to say, yes*  * In your dreams
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Feb 10, 2016 12:49
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Finally caught up. Cuz I skipped 60 pages
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Iglocska posted:Sounds totally doable (apart from the movie part). Depends on your definition of one sitting, can it be a full day split into 3 meals? Yes, but only if the Wing Commander movie is playing the entire time, the screen tripling in size and volume every 90 minutes.
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Iglocska posted:Sounds totally doable (apart from the movie part). Depends on your definition of one sitting, can it be a full day split into 3 meals? Nope. The movie is your timer. By the credit roll the box must be empty and its a solo challenge (Dont do it.)
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