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Mostly Lurking
Sep 25, 2008
Haha, jesus christ. Quick, read them the constitution, it's their weakness!

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Schizotek
Nov 8, 2011

I say, hey, listen to me!
Stay sane inside insanity!!!
Declaration of the Constitution. He said it twice.

XMNN
Apr 26, 2008
I am incredibly stupid
snipers on the hill snipers in the woods charlie in the trees

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
I like how a few days ago a sniper in the firetower was a peaceful defensive display but when the fbi does it, it elicits and immediate and complete devoid of irony, "oh poo poo they're trying to kill us".

Deeply disturbed trolls, or possibly some of our dumbest countrymen here.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

"If they tear gas us, that's the same as firing on us! We have the right to fire back!"

Dammit Sandy.

DeathSandwich
Apr 24, 2008

I fucking hate puzzles.
"We're not threatening in any way, but if they come for us we're going to fight back"

Crain
Jun 27, 2007

I had a beer once with Stephen Miller and now I like him.

I also tried to ban someone from a Discord for pointing out what an unrelenting shithead I am! I'm even dumb enough to think it worked!
This guy is going to just egg them on huh....

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD
DON'T COME IN DON'T DO IT

Crain
Jun 27, 2007

I had a beer once with Stephen Miller and now I like him.

I also tried to ban someone from a Discord for pointing out what an unrelenting shithead I am! I'm even dumb enough to think it worked!
is there an irc?

Entropic
Feb 21, 2007

patriarchy sucks
Why are they asking the cops to turn their lights off?

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



Oh man they're gonna use the NIGHT VISION on them!!!

Sorus
Nov 6, 2007
caustic overtones
What the gently caress.

I wanted this to end peacefully, but I don't see that happening. These people are fools.

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to
There was 120 bullets in the van! They shot him 9 times!!!!

E-Tank
Aug 4, 2011

Thump! posted:

Oh man they're gonna use the NIGHT VISION on them!!!

THEIR SNIPERS! THEIR SNIIIIPERS

Maybe if they hold up their Sov Cit bible it'll deflect bullets?

Crain
Jun 27, 2007

I had a beer once with Stephen Miller and now I like him.

I also tried to ban someone from a Discord for pointing out what an unrelenting shithead I am! I'm even dumb enough to think it worked!

Entropic posted:

Why are they asking the cops to turn their lights off?

FBI had their flood lights on them, the oregon 4 then turned theirs on to the FBI.

The "deal" was both turned their lights off but the FBI has their regular lights on still so their going gradeschool...

DeathSandwich
Apr 24, 2008

I fucking hate puzzles.
"LAVOY'S VEHICLE HAD 120 BULLET HOLES IN IT."

I mean, he said it so it must be true, these honest patriots have no reason to lie!

XMNN
Apr 26, 2008
I am incredibly stupid

Crain posted:

is there an irc?
There's a chat on the Youtube video, although it's moving really fast.

also its filled with youtube people obv

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



Who the hell is Michelle Fiori?

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



lol

THEY COMPLIED AND TURNED THEIR LIGHTS OFF, NOW WE CANT SEE THEM!!!!

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

Entropic posted:

Why are they asking the cops to turn their lights off?

They said they were being blinded by the FBI's lights. The negotiator said "Ok, we'll turn off our headlamps if you turn off yours". They turned theirs off, the FBI turned off their high beams and left their parking lights on or something.

The FBI is trying to get a conversation going or whatever they call it.

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to
13k people are listening to us!
We need to do something!

Thump! posted:

lol

THEY COMPLIED AND TURNED THEIR LIGHTS OFF, NOW WE CANT SEE THEM!!!!

It's a ghost car!!

Professor Wayne
Aug 27, 2008

So, Harvey, what became of the giant penny?

They actually let him keep it.
Haha they're asking the FBI to turn their lights back on. Amazing

Perfectly Safe
May 30, 2003

no danger here.

Thump! posted:

Who the hell is Michelle Fiori?

The worst person you can possibly imagine.

Dapper_Swindler
Feb 14, 2012

Im glad my instant dislike in you has been validated again and again.
13,000 people.

most of whom probaly want to hear you die.

BeigeJacket
Jul 21, 2005

So are these loons outside then?

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to
We came to help the Hammonds!

You guys didn't hear the Hammonds don't want you help?

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



Perfectly Safe posted:

The worst person you can possibly imagine.

:smith:

Dapper_Swindler posted:

13,000 people.

most of whom probaly want to hear you die.

I don't want to see them die, I'd rather them give up peacefully.

XMNN
Apr 26, 2008
I am incredibly stupid

Thump! posted:

Who the hell is Michelle Fiori?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michele_Fiore posted:

Michele Fiore (born July 29, 1970) is an American Republican politician who has been a member of the Nevada Assembly since February 4, 2013.[1] Fiore, who represents Clark County Assembly District 4, is serving her second term.
also they were talking about matt shea before

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Matt_Shea posted:

Matthew Thomas "Matt" Shea (born April 18, 1974) is an American politician of the Republican Party. He is a member of the Washington House of Representatives, representing the 4th Legislative District.

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

Dapper_Swindler posted:

13,000 people.

most of whom probaly want to hear you die.

I'm kind of hoping for the classic sovereign citizen tazering myself.

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



XMNN posted:

also they were talking about matt shea before

Oh great :nallears:

Killer-of-Lawyers
Apr 22, 2008

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2020
OH my god they got Michelle on the line?

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



lol David needs to shut up

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

If they conference in the FBI negotiator....

Geostomp
Oct 22, 2008

Unite: MASH!!
~They've got the bad guys on the run!~
This escalated quickly. I guess two week of Camp Freedom was long enough.

XMNN
Apr 26, 2008
I am incredibly stupid
lol theyre going to turn it into a conference call negotiation

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



XMNN posted:

lol theyre going to turn it into a conference call negotiation

If we're lucky it will be broadcast live :getin:

1000101
May 14, 2003

BIRTHDAY BIRTHDAY BIRTHDAY BIRTHDAY BIRTHDAY BIRTHDAY FRUITCAKE!
My favorite line so far was:

"Do you have a copy of the declaration of the contitution? why don't you read it to them loudly!!"

Also I like that they are now turning to a woman who literally thinks cancer is a fungus.

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to
It they use tear gas, that's the same as them shooting at us!

Is the David they're talking about Fry-Sempai?

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

This crazy legislator sounds rather cool headed actually; did the FBI get to her too?! :tinfoil:

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Entropic
Feb 21, 2007

patriarchy sucks
Fiore is actually being sensible and trying to calm them down.

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