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Crain
Jun 27, 2007

I had a beer once with Stephen Miller and now I like him.

I also tried to ban someone from a Discord for pointing out what an unrelenting shithead I am! I'm even dumb enough to think it worked!
These guys are just psyching themselves up to die.

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No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

TOLD FROM THE GRAVE

it's like reasoning with drunk people

Abner Cadaver II
Apr 21, 2009

TONIGHT!
Sandy is really into dying. :stare:

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

This is starting to get a little disturbing to listen to. Like, I'm hearing on live audio some people planning to kill themselves.

Discendo Vox
Mar 21, 2013

We don't need to have that dialogue because it's obvious, trivial, and has already been had a thousand times.

SedanChair posted:

I'm so pleased and satisfied with the federal government and law enforcement right now

Quoting for posterity.

Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.
Grimey Drawer
JUST loving KILL US ALREADY

woke wedding drone
Jun 1, 2003

by exmarx
Fun Shoe
fiore "i'm TOTALLY WILLING to be with you right now"

HashtagGirlboss
Jan 4, 2005

At this rate they're just going to tantrum themselves out like the toddlers they are. Then the FBI can just walk in and tuck them in into their bed. But with handcuffs.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Oh poo poo, Jeff Banta is on the phone! He speaks!

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

Abner Cadaver II posted:

Sandy is really into dying. :stare:

LEGENDS
NEVER
DIE

markgreyam
Mar 10, 2008

Talk to the mittens.

Crain posted:

These guys are just psyching themselves up to die.

They really are at this point :(

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



Well they sound content with either Death or Freedom :smith:

And the FBI ain't gonna let them just walk away.

I am not a book
Mar 9, 2013
Ugh this is depressing af

edit: whoa here's the 4th militant

Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.
Grimey Drawer
nothing hotter than an unenthusiastic woman saying "i'm willing to be with you right now"

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to

Kazak_Hstan posted:

Every single one of them thinks they're George Washington.

They're not nearly drunk enough for that.


chitoryu12 posted:

This is starting to get a little disturbing to listen to. Like, I'm hearing on live audio some people planning to kill themselves.

Yea, this is getting really disturbing. Like I feel like this will show up in a youtube video marked "Creepiest final audio recordings".

Entropic
Feb 21, 2007

patriarchy sucks

No Butt Stuff posted:

what is she doing that's illegal? it sounds like she's just talking him down.

She's telling them that she's going to come there and walk out with them rather than telling them to put down their weapons and walk out now.

Lycus
Aug 5, 2008

Half the posters in this forum have been made up. This website is a goddamn ghost town.
The mysterious Banta.

woke wedding drone
Jun 1, 2003

by exmarx
Fun Shoe
hahaha they're not backing off bro

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug
The woman outside will get a book deal out if this if she gets them to give up.

Abner Cadaver II
Apr 21, 2009

TONIGHT!
You got enough snacks guys?

Telsa Cola
Aug 19, 2011

No... this is all wrong... this whole operation has just gone completely sidewaysface
Jeff should just bail on the three extra crazies. Unless he is some sort of super crazy.

ToastyPotato
Jun 23, 2005

CONVICTED OF DISPLAYING HIS PEANUTS IN PUBLIC
Is this a Snickers commercial now?

No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

I literally expect to hear gunshots any time now.

woke wedding drone
Jun 1, 2003

by exmarx
Fun Shoe
she got jeff away from the others

Oil!
Nov 5, 2008

Der's e'rl in dem der hills!


Ham Wrangler
"Is everyone hydrated and fed?"

"Yes, mom"

ToastyPotato
Jun 23, 2005

CONVICTED OF DISPLAYING HIS PEANUTS IN PUBLIC

No Butt Stuff posted:

I literally expect to hear gunshots any time now.

Self inflicted, judging by their own language.

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

happyhippy posted:

The woman outside will get a book deal out if this if she gets them to give up.

She's probably angling for Reid's Senate seat.

Bar Crow
Oct 10, 2012
Jeff ain't much of conversationalist.

Kazak_Hstan
Apr 28, 2014

Grimey Drawer

ToastyPotato posted:

Is this a Snickers commercial now?

Sean bites into a SNickers and turns into his true self .. a ranting violent idiot yelling at the feds to shoot him.

kartikeya
Mar 17, 2009


I'm a little nervous that Jeff is talking on the phone and the other three are apparently off somewhere nearby.

Quills
Mar 24, 2007
Did he just claim they're all calm minutes after Sandy was asking them to kill them all?

Kazak_Hstan
Apr 28, 2014

Grimey Drawer

Stultus Maximus posted:

She's probably angling for Reid's Senate seat.

Sharon Angle but even better.

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



No Butt Stuff posted:

I literally expect to hear gunshots any time now.

Yeah, I'm fully expecting them to just start shooting at the cops at this point.

Dapper_Swindler
Feb 14, 2012

Im glad my instant dislike in you has been validated again and again.

Thump! posted:

6 People threw tea over the sides of the boats and everyone just stood up and overthrew the Brits!

Wait, what?

it was like 40 or so people. and there were like 10 or so tea parties.

No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

hahahahahaha

woke wedding drone
Jun 1, 2003

by exmarx
Fun Shoe
whoaaaaa

Schizotek
Nov 8, 2011

I say, hey, listen to me!
Stay sane inside insanity!!!
Jeff seems weirdly suggestible. I feel kinda bad for him he probably got pressured to stay by these dummies.

Telsa Cola
Aug 19, 2011

No... this is all wrong... this whole operation has just gone completely sidewaysface
That laugh

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

"HAHAHAHAAAAAAA"

What the gently caress?

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Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING
It's a 5 hour drive to Burns from Portland.

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