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veni veni veni
Jun 5, 2005


I'm trying really hard but I'm having trouble getting worked up over people slapping on guitars help me goons.

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Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

NESguerilla posted:

I'm trying really hard but I'm having trouble getting worked up over people slapping on guitars help me goons.

It ruins the finish. I guess that's bad.

naem
May 29, 2011

Aren't there guitars with special percussion protector thingies

Caesar Saladin
Aug 15, 2004

NESguerilla posted:

I'm trying really hard but I'm having trouble getting worked up over people slapping on guitars help me goons.

well the real problem is that it sounds like poo poo

Ka0
Sep 16, 2002

:siren: :siren: :siren:
AS A PROUD GAMERGATER THE ONLY THING I HATE MORE THAN WOMEN ARE GAYS AND TRANS PEOPLE
:siren: :siren: :siren:

hawowanlawow
Jul 27, 2009

NESguerilla posted:

I'm trying really hard but I'm having trouble getting worked up over people slapping on guitars help me goons.

think about it this way: they're spending a bunch of time practicing something you don't like. now imagine that this is all that they do, and that they don't have the time or money to do the things that you do like. this should make you feel better about yourself

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

animals onesies, boat shoes, flashy electronics

hold me

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

radiatinglines posted:

think about it this way: they're spending a bunch of time practicing something you don't like. now imagine that this is all that they do, and that they don't have the time or money to do the things that you do like. this should make you feel better about yourself

Do they work?

hawowanlawow
Jul 27, 2009

Darth123123 posted:

Do they work?

just kinda make up whatever you want about them in your head that'll make you feel better. this is the way of the angry white male

Weird BIAS
Jul 5, 2007

so... guess that's it, huh? just... don't say i didn't warn you.
re guitar smacking chat:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nY7GnAq6Znw

e:the best freeze frame

Caesar Saladin
Aug 15, 2004


the smacking is awful but the way he waggles his tuning pegs is super cool

the only thing worse than guitar slapping is victor wooten style bass solos high up on the neck

Weird BIAS
Jul 5, 2007

so... guess that's it, huh? just... don't say i didn't warn you.
It's actually a banjo technique strangely enough, you can buy these tuners that you lock at two different notes so it stays in tune when you turn them back and forth. e: a banjo player was famous for doing it by ear though.

My favorite part is him just scraping the gently caress out of the guitar.

speshl guy
Dec 11, 2012
lol he's using autotune

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

If i vote for carson will he kill all the millennials?

Grand Prize Winner
Feb 19, 2007


naem posted:

Aren't there guitars with special percussion protector thingies

pick guards. They protect the body if you're the type that strums like a maniac

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

BONGHITZ posted:

If i vote for carson will he kill all the millennials?
carson can't even bring himself to kill bundles of cells in a vagina

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

BONGHITZ posted:

If i vote for carson will he kill all the millennials?

Definitely.

*carson pulls gun to kill millennials, somehow shoots self in face, authorities will later find gun was not even loaded, also find that gun was in fact a loaf of bread*

Danny LaFever
Dec 29, 2008


Grimey Drawer
loving millenial millionaires and their onesie parties.

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

Danny LaFever posted:

loving millenial millionaires and their onesie parties.


i'm the Drake look-alike with the ramen afro

Psychotic Weasel
Jun 24, 2004

Bang! You're dead.

Danny LaFever posted:

loving millenial millionaires and their onesie parties.



Kinda looks like the opening scene of a porno or something... a really creepy, awkward porno.

Lufiron
Nov 24, 2005

Danny LaFever posted:

loving millenial millionaires and their onesie parties.



no chicks, no drugs?

proving once again that you can pay for school, but you can't buy class

Ka0
Sep 16, 2002

:siren: :siren: :siren:
AS A PROUD GAMERGATER THE ONLY THING I HATE MORE THAN WOMEN ARE GAYS AND TRANS PEOPLE
:siren: :siren: :siren:
What exactly could drive a man to put on a onesie.

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

Ka0 posted:

What exactly could drive a man to put on a onesie.
college

i see a lot of people wearing onesies in my dorm and i feel kind of sad that they've regressed to that state

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

Danny LaFever posted:

loving millenial millionaires and their onesie parties.



You ever see those old photos of groups of dudes in the middle of a war, or building the Empire State and poo poo?

Wonder what future gens will make of these

veni veni veni
Jun 5, 2005


Don't worry there probably won't be any.

Automatic Slim
Jul 1, 2007

Don Tacorleone posted:

You ever see those old photos of groups of dudes in the middle of a war, or building the Empire State and poo poo?

Wonder what future gens will make of these

This will be a cautionary tale of a failed civilization. A sterile generation.
If anyone in this photo does have descendants, they will never step forward and acknowledge them.

Ein cooler Typ
Nov 26, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Why does it seem like no millennials actually look like adults?

Looking at this thread and cruising mutual friends facebook friends list and creeping on people i went to high school and college with even the people nearing 30 look like baby faced 14 years olds dressing up in their dad's clothes, with bad awkward facial hair and all. most of the men are really short and chubby too. Is our entire generation THAT infantilized?

When i look at pictures of 20-30 year olds from past generations they all look much older and more mature.

I think it has something to do with lower levels of testosterone. Probably caused by chemtrails or something.

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry
More coddling than before. A lot of us think the surge in beards is a subconscious way of saying "Despite being a soft Doughboy who got an extension on their childhood, I AM a man, technically. "

reallivedinosaur
Jun 13, 2012

Ogdober subrise! XDDD

Wicker Man posted:

More coddling than before. A lot of us think the surge in beards is a subconscious way of saying "Despite being a soft Doughboy who got an extension on their childhood, I AM a man, technically. "

Nah, beard is a dumb cyclical fashion trend like everything else.

When Obamacare made the rule that parents have to cover children until they are 25 I knew there was no hope. Literally nobody in the country expects you to have any basic life skills or employment until you are 25 years of age.

Accretionist
Nov 7, 2012
I BELIEVE IN STUPID CONSPIRACY THEORIES

Ein cooler Typ posted:

Why does it seem like no millennials actually look like adults?

Looking at this thread and cruising mutual friends facebook friends list and creeping on people i went to high school and college with even the people nearing 30 look like baby faced 14 years olds dressing up in their dad's clothes, with bad awkward facial hair and all. most of the men are really short and chubby too. Is our entire generation THAT infantilized?

When i look at pictures of 20-30 year olds from past generations they all look much older and more mature.

I think it has something to do with lower levels of testosterone. Probably caused by chemtrails or something.

You're mistaking all the manly ones for 40 year olds is the thing.

You may've found yourself on occasion thinking, "Wow, that 40 year old has good cardiovascular health. And is spry." No, that's wrong. You're looking at a 28 year old who works for a living. That is what they look like.

You've simply forgotten.

Accretionist fucked around with this message at 14:04 on Feb 11, 2016

ghosTTy
Sep 22, 2008

buy tight pants with rips in it.... stupid f*cken morons

Automatic Slim
Jul 1, 2007

Accretionist posted:

You're mistaking all the manly ones for 40 year olds is the thing.

You may've found yourself on occasion thinking, "Wow, that 40 year old has good cardiovascular health. And is spry." No, that's wrong. You're looking at a 28 year old who works for a living. That is what they look like.

You've simply forgotten.

This is correct. 30-40 yr olds a generation ago, had more responsibilities, had children younger (that will really age you), smoked, and had lovely diets. If you get sent to some rice paddy in SE Asia or storm some beach in Europe and live, you're not going to be trifling wth some onesie party when you get back. They looked older because life demanded them to be adults when they became adults and they carried themselves accordingly.

Automatic Slim fucked around with this message at 15:45 on Feb 11, 2016

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
in europe ppl regularly live with their parents into their 30s

this is the society we are envious of

MrMoo
Sep 14, 2000

Ka0 posted:

What exactly could drive a man to put on a onesie.

Women would be an acceptable answer, but that picture looks like a sausage party. There is a chance the photograph is not another dude but I doubt it.

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

ghostter posted:

buy tight pants with rips in it.... stupid f*cken morons
holes in my jeans, hole in your head

skeevy achievements
Feb 25, 2008

by merry exmarx

Ein cooler Typ posted:

Why does it seem like no millennials actually look like adults?

Looking at this thread and cruising mutual friends facebook friends list and creeping on people i went to high school and college with even the people nearing 30 look like baby faced 14 years olds dressing up in their dad's clothes, with bad awkward facial hair and all. most of the men are really short and chubby too. Is our entire generation THAT infantilized?

When i look at pictures of 20-30 year olds from past generations they all look much older and more mature.

I think it has something to do with lower levels of testosterone. Probably caused by chemtrails or something.

lol were millennials ever even allowed to go outdoors without 3 coats of SPF 50

they're all metro as hell too, prolly have at least 2 types of moisturizers in their daily regimen

no wonder they all have faces like a newborn's bottom and beardo to compensate

reallivedinosaur
Jun 13, 2012

Ogdober subrise! XDDD

Internaut! posted:

lol were millennials ever even allowed to go outdoors without 3 coats of SPF 50

they're all metro as hell too, prolly have at least 2 types of moisturizers in their daily regimen

no wonder they all have faces like a newborn's bottom and beardo to compensate

Millennials were raised indoors by helicopter parents in a society that considers letting a 10 year old children walk a half a block to the playground unsupervised to be child abuse.

Dave Concepcion
Mar 19, 2012

nomadologique posted:

in europe ppl regularly live with their parents into their 30s

this is the society we are envious of

that's italy

well i guess it's technically europe

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

isn't that also prevalent in Asia?

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Sylink
Apr 17, 2004

Automatic Slim posted:

This is correct. 30-40 yr olds a generation ago, had more responsibilities, had children younger (that will really age you), smoked, and had lovely diets. If you get sent to some rice paddy in SE Asia or storm some beach in Europe and live, you're not going to be trifling wth some onesie party when you get back. They looked older because life demanded them to be adults when they became adults and they carried themselves accordingly.

Yah being an adult is fighting in a dumb war like a dumbshit, you are right.

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