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David Fry is a dumb fuckboy but I hope he doesnt force someone to kill him.
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*screams repeatedly, agitated, ranting, screams some more* "I'm peaceful! I'm peaceful!"
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Feb 11, 2016 19:03
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He's just getting crazier and crazier the more they talk.
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Feb 11, 2016 19:03
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Holy drat this woman is loving terrible at this.
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i was joking before about MLG airhorning the negotiations but honestly, it would probably be more effective than these scrubs lmao
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gently caress I hope this resolves in the next half hour, I gotta go to work soon.
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Feb 11, 2016 19:04
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oh my god how is it a good idea to remind him he's going to solitary
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At this point they're going to have to find a way to take him non-lethally without hurting themselves in the process or they have to drop him. This negotiation is terrible.
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Molotov cocktail
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https://twitter.com/jjmacnab/status/697843221343260673
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She is so goddamn stupid.
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The Romans paid for abortion.
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So KrisAnne can be charged if he kills himself now right?
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Feb 11, 2016 19:04
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A Fancy 400 lbs posted:Christianity is a splinter cult from Judaism. No, I get that. I'm just saying it's weird for a Christian to refer to god as Ya'weh. I wouldn't expect them to call him Allah either, even though that's essentially the same thing.
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One step forwards, two steps back Jesus paid for abortions...
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uh...since when did the romans pay for abortions?
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Feb 11, 2016 19:04
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WHY ARE THEY TALKING ABOUT THE ROMAN GOVERNMENT.
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Jesus paid for it.... uhhhh....
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evilweasel posted:oh my god how is it a good idea to remind him he's going to solitary He's afraid of butt sex.
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Entropic posted:Serious question why is David still on the line with the chucklefuck brigade instead of having been patched through to someone who's actually being coached by an FBI negotiator trained in talking down suicidal people? asking him to talk to an FBI person would make him either hang up or do something drastic "Hey David, we we want you to talk to another person, this is" "NO, I REFUSE TO TALK WITH A GOVERNMENT AGENT!"
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Thump! posted:Cliven Bundy got himself arrested. oh sweet
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"Jesus paid for abortions, too! It's not a big deal!"
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yesss compare yourself to jesus
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GODDAMN YOU loving IDIOTS loving IDIOTS
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Now Fry is comparing himself to Jesus. Normal people do that, right?
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pathetic little tramp posted:At this point they're going to have to find a way to take him non-lethally without hurting themselves in the process or they have to drop him. This negotiation is terrible. Why the gently caress are these two talking to him instead of an actual negotiator?
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Yeah you really shouldnt analogize this guy with the most well known martyr
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You should be like Jesus. You should totally go take one for the team, bro.
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These goddamn idiots you're not qualified for this just because you are idiots
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decent metaphor on jesus surrendering to authorities gotta tap into his crazy logic, people
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Don't worry if you die David, you'll be resurrected and come back in glory!
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Feb 11, 2016 19:05
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David is not a Bible-humper, you guys. Bad tactics.
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Thump! posted:Yeah you really shouldnt analogize this guy with the most well known martyr no poo poo! I also feel like the religious part isn't the biggest thing to David and isn't really helping
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Going for the insanity plea maybe?
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Ok that's what I'm on, I thought people were watching sinc e they were talking where the FBI was
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This guy's, uh... he's really stuck on abortion.
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This loving woman, every single line starts with "Do you remember when" No dude, fuckin' no, he doesn't remember.
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Thump! posted:Yeah you really shouldnt analogize this guy with the most well known martyr big bubba is going to be his lance of Longinus
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"What do you want them to promise you?" David: ". . ."
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Pretty sure he thinks peaceful resolution means I go free and also abortion is illegal now
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