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Wanamingo
Feb 22, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
God, don't remind him how many people will see it if he tries to die in a blaze of glory.

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Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



pathetic little tramp posted:

JESUS CHRIST THESE NEGOTIATORS. HE'S GIVING YOU AN OUT. Just promise him the loving white collar prison, don't try to justify it, just say yep yep yep, and let him walk out.

These aren't negotiators :ssh:

Quorum
Sep 24, 2014

REMIND ME AGAIN HOW THE LITTLE HORSE-SHAPED ONES MOVE?

Republicans posted:

Weird how reasonable is about islam.

They're gonna say he's a secret muslim, aren't they.

His hangups don't seem to be religious, but racial and political. Though I suspect he likes the idea of peaceful Muslims better than he would like actual scary brown people in his vicinity.

stubblyhead
Sep 13, 2007

That is treason, Johnny!

Fun Shoe
What are the odds he's armed currently?

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

stubblyhead posted:

I'm not an expert, but I'm pretty sure federal prisons are the place to go if you get incarcerated, it's the state prisons that are hellholes.

Much like everything else government related, the feds do it best, followed by the state, and county jails are the absolute worst.

McGlockenshire
Dec 16, 2005

GOLLOCKS!
Oh my god he's afraid of prison rape.

SocketWrench
Jul 8, 2012

by Fritz the Horse
Oh yeah, they LOVE patriots

No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

stubblyhead posted:

What are the odds he's armed currently?

is there something greater than 100%?

Wanamingo
Feb 22, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
PRISON RAPE

pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

by Hillary Clinton's assassins
Fallen Rib

Thump! posted:

These aren't negotiators :ssh:

True, I do use the term loosely.

Goon Danton
May 24, 2012

Don't forget to show my shitposts to the people. They're well worth seeing.

stubblyhead posted:

What are the odds he's armed currently?

Literally 100%

ChlamydiaJones
Sep 27, 2002

My Estonian riding instructor told me; "Mine munni ahvi türa imeja", and I live by that every day!
Ramrod XTreme
He's honest too!

E-Tank
Aug 4, 2011
He's terrified of going to jail because he'll be raped. Christ.

Phone
Jul 30, 2005

親子丼をほしい。
No man, only pussies get raped in prison.

Tortoiseburger
Mar 27, 2007

The Finest of the Tortoise

stubblyhead posted:

What are the odds he's armed currently?

If there was no intention to surrender, there's no way in hell he put his handgun in the truck with the other guns.

Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.
Grimey Drawer
ooooh anyone who gets raped in prison deserved it

Tokamak
Dec 22, 2004

It all comes down to masculinity doesn't it?

kazmeyer
Jul 26, 2001

'Cause we're the good guys.

stubblyhead posted:

What are the odds he's armed currently?

There are guns all over their little campsite, so 100%.

Bar Crow
Oct 10, 2012
He doesn't fear the government. He fears a black man raping him.

theflyingorc
Jun 28, 2008

ANY GOOD OPINIONS THIS POSTER CLAIMS TO HAVE ARE JUST PROOF THAT BULLYING WORKS
Young Orc
keep telling the nonreligious person about how god will protect him

ok, this guy talking about his prison experience is good. very good

Phone
Jul 30, 2005

親子丼をほしい。
IS this dude bragging about going to jail like he was the first in his family to go to college?

Kazak_Hstan
Apr 28, 2014

Grimey Drawer
lol Gavin "I was the first one in my family to go to jail" like its college or something

CJTheran
Mar 31, 2010

stubblyhead posted:

What are the odds he's armed currently?



100%. Don't do something dumb guy :(

Ralepozozaxe
Sep 6, 2010

A Veritable Smorgasbord!

stubblyhead posted:

What are the odds he's armed currently?

He did say he has a Molotov cocktail.

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD
strong principled men dont get raped yall

J.A.B.C.
Jul 2, 2007

There's no need to rush to be an adult.


McGlockenshire posted:

Oh my god he's afraid of prison rape.

Who isn't? That poo poo is scary.

Then again, reaping what you sowed, and all that.

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



McGlockenshire posted:

Oh my god he's afraid of prison rape.

To be fair, I think that's a reasonable concern honestly

fade5
May 31, 2012

by exmarx

Tokamak posted:

It all comes down to masculinity doesn't it?
yep

Mr Interweb
Aug 25, 2004

If he's so scared of going to prison, then why the hell did he go out of his way to be a part of this to begin with?

I almost feel sad for him.

KiteAuraan
Aug 5, 2014

JER GEDDA FERDA RADDA ARA!


McGlockenshire posted:

Oh my god he's afraid of prison rape.

Someone is a big fan of The Boondocks it seems.

Republicans
Oct 14, 2003

- More money for us

- Fuck you


"They're gonna rape me! :gonk:"

"No, no, they like people like you in prison! They won't rape you!"

Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

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Grimey Drawer
would have been raped if he hadn't been dressed in that tight little orange jumpsuit, he was practically asking for it

weekly font
Dec 1, 2004


Everytime I try to fly I fall
Without my wings
I feel so small
Guess I need you baby...



Dude is half asian so probably can't even sign up with the white power dudes

ripd david

Shalebridge Cradle
Apr 23, 2008


theflyingorc posted:

keep telling the nonreligious person about how god will protect him

ok, this guy talking about his prison experience is good. very good

Its like the one guy can't shut up about god even though thats only making things worse

evilweasel
Aug 24, 2002

Who is this new person?

Kazak_Hstan
Apr 28, 2014

Grimey Drawer
black prison gangs gonna love his opinions about how superior he is to the ferguson people

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



Mr Interweb posted:

If he's so scared of going to prison, then why the hell did he go out of his way to be a part of this to begin with?

I almost feel sad for him.

He's very mentally disturbed

McGlockenshire
Dec 16, 2005

GOLLOCKS!

Thump! posted:

To be fair, I think that's a reasonable concern honestly

Yeah but it's still such a stereotype.

Perfectly Safe
May 30, 2003

no danger here.

Shalebridge Cradle posted:

Its like the one guy can't shut up about god even though thats only making things worse

Yeah, the whole "you'll be famous and won't be raped" seems to be the way to go here.

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Jun 3, 2008

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Grimey Drawer

Republicans posted:

"They're gonna rape me! :gonk:"

"No, no, they like people like you in prison! They won't rape you!"

david

david

you are such a strong patriot that YOU will be the one raping inmates

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