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Samuel L. Hacksaw
Mar 26, 2007

Never Stop Posting
Can someone post a recap? Last I heard there were 4 morons waking up to a new day of arguing with the FBI and now a congress lady, a pastor, and an fbi agent are trying to get frylo ren to go to mcdonalds, martyr himself, and surrender in turn?

Is the in between just yakety-sax with the FBI?

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Geguri Gegogi
Oct 13, 2010
Millions of medias

Michael Bayleaf
Jun 4, 2006

Tortured By Flan
why the hell is this still going on

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
You're not gonna get abused in prison with your soft body and dicksucking lips. You'll be fine, David.

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.
millions of medias david

Prettz
Sep 3, 2002

Mel Mudkiper posted:

David is contradicting himself now he just wants to feel important what a loving punk
This is all classic mental illness. My a psychology goon knows the exact pathology.

-Misfit-
Apr 20, 2005

I come in the name of Jesus Christ by the power of the holy spirit Bitch!
martyrdom is the only way david

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe
"I'll be raped"

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit

Lord Binky posted:

why the hell is this still going on

I'm pretty sure its Alex Jones' fault

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k

VikingSkull posted:

"I'll be raped"

hahahahahahahahahahaha

RoxiesMD
Oct 20, 2013

by LadyAmbien
I too am afraid of being raped

RoyKeen
Jul 24, 2007

Grimey Drawer

Lord Binky posted:

why the hell is this still going on

Because Jesus loves us and wants us to be happy

revmoo
May 25, 2006

#basta

VikingSkull posted:

"I'll be raped"

Lost it right there lmao

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

Don't forget Hitler's contributions to medicine.
LOL this is all about David not wanting to get raped.

Mo_Steel
Mar 7, 2008

Let's Clock Into The Sunset Together

Fun Shoe
Prison rape is a serious problem that is poorly addressed in society today, it's true.

Dely Apple
Apr 22, 2006

Sing me Spanish Techno


Did he say his main fear is that he'll be raped in prison

I...

:staredog:

Geguri Gegogi
Oct 13, 2010
He really is worried about man rape, haha David, bet you wish you weren't such a dyel now, don't ya?

Cowman
Feb 14, 2006

Beware the Cow





Random Number posted:

Can someone post a recap? Last I heard there were 4 morons waking up to a new day of arguing with the FBI and now a congress lady, a pastor, and an fbi agent are trying to get frylo ren to go to mcdonalds, martyr himself, and surrender in turn?

Is the in between just yakety-sax with the FBI?

Lord Binky posted:

why the hell is this still going on

3 surrendered. David's left in there having a mental breakdown and the people on the phone with him are completely failing at talking him down and are about to get him killed.

Michael Bayleaf
Jun 4, 2006

Tortured By Flan

VikingSkull posted:

"I'll be raped"

turned on a stream just in time to hear this, wtf

-Misfit-
Apr 20, 2005

I come in the name of Jesus Christ by the power of the holy spirit Bitch!
RAPERAPERAPE

Cowman
Feb 14, 2006

Beware the Cow





Dely Apple posted:

Did he say his main fear is that he'll be raped in prison

I...

:staredog:

I mean isn't that everyone's fear about prison? that and getting shanked

The Fuzzy Hulk
Nov 22, 2007

ASK ME ABOUT CROSSING THE STREAMS


Just kill him already. This is boring.

Michael Bayleaf
Jun 4, 2006

Tortured By Flan

Cowman posted:

3 surrendered. David's left in there having a mental breakdown and the people on the phone with him are completely failing at talking him down and are about to get him killed.

Good I want to see him die

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit
David just sit on one of the dildos we mailed you its not that bad.

Moltke
May 13, 2009
our greatest fear is fear itself

Prettz
Sep 3, 2002

Mo_Steel posted:

Prison rape is a serious problem that is poorly addressed in society today, it's true.
Unfortunately for David, virtually all Republicans not only support prison rape, they CELEBRATE it.

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
"You won't get raped in prison David. You'll just watch cartoons like I did!"

Novo
May 13, 2003

Stercorem pro cerebro habes
Soiled Meat
and you know what, david, even if it comes to that, you know, just close your eyes and imagine it's jesus inside you

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

Lord Binky posted:

turned on a stream just in time to hear this, wtf

You missed the twist like twenty minutes ago and it was legit incredible to hear live

Cowman
Feb 14, 2006

Beware the Cow





Lord Binky posted:

Good I want to see him die

you won't see it you'll hear it.

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

Don't forget Hitler's contributions to medicine.
Hey David, before you do anything rash why don't you try sticking one of those free dildos up your rear end, you might find that you like it and we could settle this whole thing pretty quickly.

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams
Will there be a live audio stream of the rapes? I'm asking for a friend.

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

Three Olives posted:

LOL this is all about David not wanting to get raped.

He going to Goatse FedMax if he doesn't do the right thing in the next 10 minutes.

OMG JC a Bomb!
Jul 13, 2004

We are the Invisible Spatula. We are the Grilluminati. We eat before and after dinner. We eat forever. And eventually... eventually we will lead them into the dining room.
Kgw is making GBS threads the bed. What's the YouTube stream

Mo_Steel
Mar 7, 2008

Let's Clock Into The Sunset Together

Fun Shoe

OMG JC a Bomb! posted:

Kgw is making GBS threads the bed. What's the YouTube stream

http://youtubedoubler.com/?video1=h...&authorName=mag

Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
That one cop looks like Big Show, lol.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
DONT RAPE ME I KNOW THE CONSTITUTIONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN noooooooooooooooooooooooo

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Mo_Steel posted:

Prison rape is a serious problem that is poorly addressed in society today, it's true.

Totally true and I admire these patriots for having such a strong track record of advocacy on this issue long before it actually personally affected them.

Cowman
Feb 14, 2006

Beware the Cow





Three Olives posted:

Hey David, before you do anything rash why don't you try sticking one of those free dildos up your rear end, you might find that you like it and we could settle this whole thing pretty quickly.

there's that 55 gallon drum of lube in there so if he's so afraid of rape he should see if he could get that brought in too so it's not as painful

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Crusty Nutsack
Apr 21, 2005

SUCK LASER, COPPERS


is this the actual FBI he's talking to that we can't hear that well?

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