Not these assholes again: Bundy sons, Militia seize federal building

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PST: Jul 5, 2012; If only Milliband had eaten a vegan sausage roll instead of a bacon sandwich, we wouldn't be in this mess.

He really needs to just be talking to an FBI negotiator

Pizza? Sure, we'll get your favourite
White-collar golf club prison, no probs (also no blacks allowed)

Whatever you want David, just walk out and you'll be fine. Plus we're not going to be praying at you, we'll just say yes to anything you want right now.

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Polaron: Oct 13, 2010; The Oncoming Storm

Mortanis posted:

I just tuned in... who are these two chucklefucks? Because god drat he's going to pull the trigger based on their repeated missteps and I have no idea why someone competent and trained is talking him out.

So far as we can tell, David has two cell phones. One with Chuckle and gently caress, one with the actual FBI who we keep hearing quietly try to talk him down.

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A Winner is Jew: Feb 14, 2008; by exmarx

Gustav posted:

27k viewers and rising, the free market has spoken

It's like a scene out of Virtuosity.

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Thump!: Nov 25, 2007; Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!

Smiling Jack posted:

Link to the live steam?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=616S8t9tek4

# ? Feb 11, 2016 19:24

weekly font: Dec 1, 2004; Everytime I try to fly I fall
Without my wings
I feel so small
Guess I need you baby...

Shageletic posted:

So...we should stop listening right?

I just turned my volume down. David is getting real close to the end of a frayed rope.

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MechanicalTomPetty: Oct 30, 2011; Runnin' down a dream
That never would come to me

Platystemon posted:

FBI should jam the phone, even if it means he can�t talk to the negotiator.

If they do that he'll probably kill himself immediately since it would pretty much confirm his stupid worldview that the FBI are neo-nazi bad guys

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Fansy: Feb 26, 2013; I GAVE LOWTAX COOKIE MONEY TO CHANGE YOUR STUPID AVATAR GO FUCK YOURSELF DUDE; Grimey Drawer

Here comes the soliloquy

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Republicans: Oct 14, 2003; - More money for us

- Fuck you

A Fancy 400 lbs posted:

David, I hope if they get you pizza it's deep dish and not that thin crust poo poo.

Hey thin crust is awesome. You just have to eat the whole pizza.

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-Zydeco-: Nov 12, 2007

Smiling Jack posted:

Link to the live steam?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=616S8t9tek4

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Smirr: Jun 28, 2012

Shageletic posted:

So...we should stop listening right?

Totally. Can't quite seem to do it though

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McGlockenshire: Dec 16, 2005; GOLLOCKS!

Smiling Jack posted:

Link to the live steam?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=616S8t9tek4

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Intel&Sebastian: Oct 20, 2002; colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

If there isn't a crime to charge Gavin and Kris with, we need to invent one immediately.

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Kro-Bar: Jul 24, 2004; USPOL May

Mercury_Storm posted:

Fry seems like the kind of guy that would have joined ISIS in a heartbeat if he had an easy chance.

You might be on to something.

http://www.oregonlive.com/oregon-standoff/2016/01/david_fry_ohio_resident_who_ha.html

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1stGear: Jan 16, 2010; Here's to the new us.

What's the link to Fry's stream?

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Shalebridge Cradle: Apr 23, 2008

pathetic little tramp posted:

This is the problem with JesusFreaks, EVERYTHING comes back around to their idiotic "sinner's prayer" crap. You're confused? Oh, it must be because you're not letting God clear your mind! Let's pray that God will clear your mind!

They really only have one answer for everything and when it doesn't work they just keep trying it

I hope he doesn't die because of these idiots

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ur in my world now: Jun 5, 2006; ^{Same as it ever was}
^{Same as it ever was}
^{Same as it ever was}
^{Same as it ever was}; Smellrose

lol he's schooling the prayer dipshits

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Levitate: Sep 30, 2005; randy newman voice

YOU'VE GOT A LAFRENI�RE IN ME

pot

oh my god

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No Butt Stuff: Jun 10, 2004

ahahahhaa all i needed was marijuana

weed kills again

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Fried Chicken: Jan 9, 2011; Don't fry me, I'm no chicken!

His marijuana

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Smirr: Jun 28, 2012

YOU GUYS WONT EVEN LET ME HAVE MY MARIHUANA

...

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Kazak_Hstan: Apr 28, 2014; Grimey Drawer

ALL I NEEDED WAS MARIJUANA

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J.A.B.C.: Jul 2, 2007; There's no need to rush to be an adult.

No weed! Ohio failed the weed!

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Phone: Jul 30, 2005; 親子丼をほしい。

pizza, weed, and guns

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Zamujasa: Oct 27, 2010; Bread Liar

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Republicans: Oct 14, 2003; - More money for us

- Fuck you

Ahahaha, he just wanted legal pot.

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ur in my world now: Jun 5, 2006; ^{Same as it ever was}
^{Same as it ever was}
^{Same as it ever was}
^{Same as it ever was}; Smellrose

420 SMOKE PATRIOTS EVERYDAY

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ashpanash: Apr 9, 2008; I can see when you are lying.

It was alllll about weed

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McGlockenshire: Dec 16, 2005; GOLLOCKS!

ALL I NEEDED WAS MY MARIJUANA GUYS

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-Zydeco-: Nov 12, 2007

All I needed was my marijuana.

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Fansy: Feb 26, 2013; I GAVE LOWTAX COOKIE MONEY TO CHANGE YOUR STUPID AVATAR GO FUCK YOURSELF DUDE; Grimey Drawer

ALL HE WANTED WAS A PEPSI

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Kaislioc: Feb 14, 2008

Smiling Jack posted:

Link to the live steam?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=616S8t9tek4

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Tokamak: Dec 22, 2004

Despite the jokes, I hope he doesn't die.

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theflyingorc: Jun 28, 2008; ANY GOOD OPINIONS THIS POSTER CLAIMS TO HAVE ARE JUST PROOF THAT BULLYING WORKS; Young Orc

this is all because he can't have his marijuana

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bellybutton: Feb 5, 2005; Constantly choosing the lesser of two evils is still choosing evil.

Someone get the kid a loving joint. For real, give the kid some weed and it'll all be ok.

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Precambrian: Apr 30, 2008

Freeper types are gonna claim he was a false flag liberal all along because of the weed and Islam comments.

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skaboomizzy: Nov 12, 2003; There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.