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SentSix posted:Mark and the boys need to go arrest some of these other enabling chucklefucks. Is 'Crimes against the average IQ' a real crime? It should be.
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mark is a strong wizard, schooled in the arts of enchantment
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Is obama still president or did they meet his demands?
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Praise be to God for helping us fail take over the wicked governent.
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Grey Fox posted:I just got here; what was Mark doing, specifically? Last couple pages are basically just "Mark for God-Emperor." I think he just negotiated professionally with David and offered him a pizza and cookie and promised all the FBI would shout "Hallelujah!" and David agreed to come out
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Grey Fox posted:I just got here; what was Mark doing, specifically? Last couple pages are basically just "Mark for God-Emperor." He spent like 5 minutes talking to David (when those SovCit youtube streamers had spent hours) and got him to agree to surrender if the FBI yelled hallelujah.
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Grey Fox posted:I just got here; what was Mark doing, specifically? Last couple pages are basically just "Mark for God-Emperor." Mark was on the phone with him as a proper FBI negotiator that actually knows what he's doing (and occasionally trolled the poo poo out of them)
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Grey Fox posted:I just got here; what was Mark doing, specifically? Last couple pages are basically just "Mark for God-Emperor." Mark is the FBI’s negotiator. e: In addition to talking David down just now, he also got the other three militants to surrender last night, and was amusing in doing so. E.g. they complained about how cold it was, Mark yelled on the megaphone “it’s warm in our trucks”.
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Everyone thank Mark for keeping this standoff in the realm of black comedy we can keep laughing at.
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Summary for people just joining: "Hey guys I just want some minor concessions and I'm pretty crazy but if you just agree with me I'll probably surrender peacefully" "DAVID! JESUS WANTS YOU TO RISE AGAIN TO FIGHT FOR JUSTICE AND GOD DOESN'T WANT YOU TO KILL YOURSELF" "Well actually if I could just get a pizza?" "THE PIZZA OF THE RIGHTEOUS DAVID, THE PIZZA OF GOD AWAITS YOU IN HEAVEN BUT DON'T GO THERE AND ALSO FIGHT COME OUT AND FIGHT BUT DON'T FIGHT" "Maybe we could just say hallelujah" "DAVID ARE YOU STILL ON THE PHONE, DAVID WE LOVE GOD AND WE NEED YOU TO PRAY WITH US" *ignores god-botherers for 15 minutes, surrenders to FBI* "WE DID IT! ALSO OBAMA'S A loving TRAITOR MUSLIM!"
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Mercury_Storm posted:How in the hell did they let those morons stay on the phone with Fry for so long? I assume they didn't want to spook David.
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Doctor Butts posted:I didn't listen to any of it, but did Agent Mark actually talk him down? Fiore and Graham were both talking to David at times I think but it wasn't until the FBI started talking directly with him did poo poo get resolved
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Marijuana Nihilist posted:religion really does turn people into idiots you're right, without religion Krisanne would obviously be a normal, well adjusted adult lol
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Page 420 Smoke Weed Everyday for David Fry
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sean10mm posted:Everyone thank Mark for keeping this standoff in the realm of black comedy we can keep laughing at. Bingo. As fun as it is to laugh at these morons it would have been really horrible if killed himself live on stream. That guy needs help, and all these sovcit and militia people were really not helping.
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Page 420 smoke weed hallelujah!
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Shalebridge Cradle posted:Bingo. As fun as it is to laugh at these morons it would have been really horrible if killed himself live on stream. Yeah I don't think they were egging him on but they clearly had no idea how to communicate with him and his issues weren't in line with theirs and all they could do is keep trying to half assed quote scripture and pray at him
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Is there any Audio of Mark the god negotiator speaking with David? The last thing I heard was Fri talking about speaking to Muslim clerics, then I had to take a phone call
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Tortoiseburger posted:Everyone get some pizza today for David Was literally eating pizza when he surrendered. Rodenthar Drothman posted:Is there any Audio of Mark the god negotiator speaking with David? The last thing I heard was Fri talking about speaking to Muslim clerics, then I had to take a phone call You couldn't hear much of the conversation, just David occasionally stuff like "cmon Mark!"
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Here's the full criminal complaint against Cliven Bundy. edit: Oh poo poo, this is gonna get real. These charges are RICO-applicable.
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