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bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
There's a purple-haired girl at the office who wears all black. She's pretty nifty with Excel. I don't even know her first name. She is the Girl With The Dragon Tattoo if anyone asks me.

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bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
And replying to each other.

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.

holocaust bloopers posted:

And replying to each other.

Yeah that is what I meant, like we just pretend we're not in the same physical space and continue the fun

Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
For The Night


Except bloops and HDI. They continue loving irl.

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
Pick a spot in the woods, pack a tent and let's all get mad as gently caress at each other over campfires, weed and beer.

I'm moving again shortly so it's not like I have gently caress-all to do for the meantime.

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
N4Butts brings Roscoe.

Roscoe gets a bunch of pettes

ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

Be Gay!
Do Crime!

Zeris posted:

I want to write a GIP fanfiction where we go on a retreat / goon meet together, realize we hate each other in real life, and escape to our bunk beds to spend the rest of the trip browsing the forums.

as much as we are toxic loving assholes who hate this gay earth online, i think without the excuse and patina of the forums MOST of the GIP guys would be alright to hang out with.

Hell i would buy whip a donut, a beer and some Lena Dunham porn.

Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
For The Night


ElMaligno posted:

Hell i would buy whip a donut, a beer and some Lena Dunham porn.

Thx man, and I would buy you... a taco? Some swimmies? :shrug:

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur

ElMaligno posted:



Hell i would buy whip a donut, a beer and some Lena Dunham porn.

Don't financially support Lena Dunham removing her clothes. poo poo's sad enough for free.

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
What's the break down of raging alcoholics, regular drinkers, dudes who don't drink?

Eugene V. Dubstep
Oct 4, 2013
Probation
Can't post for 8 years!

holocaust bloopers posted:

What's the break down of raging alcoholics, regular drinkers, dudes who don't drink?

I don't drink more than once a month or so, but only because I'm cheap. I enjoy drinking same as anybody else when someone else is buying.

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

[-]
I drink water out of the toilet like an animal

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

Teflon Don posted:

I drink water out of the toilet like an animal
We're all animals.

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
Coffee and water krew :respek:

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

holocaust bloopers posted:

What's the break down of raging alcoholics, regular drinkers, dudes who don't drink?

I haven't had anything to drink all week because I've got a miserable cold. This is the first time I've gone 3 days without a drink since my last deployment.
I haven't been hella drunk for almost that long either, so take that as you will.

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
I have a rare few beers and only get truly hammered once every six months to a year, now.

I am stoned an awful lot though. :\

ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

Be Gay!
Do Crime!

holocaust bloopers posted:

What's the break down of raging alcoholics, regular drinkers, dudes who don't drink?

i can be all three tbh

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


holocaust bloopers posted:

What's the break down of raging alcoholics, regular drinkers, dudes who don't drink?
Don't drink a lot. Maybe overdo it at Christmas occasionally, not in a falling down drunk sort of way.

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


I thought it would be fun to get a huge girly fishbowl margarita on a work trip once, then drink it in about 40 minutes.

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





holocaust bloopers posted:

What's the break down of raging alcoholics, regular drinkers, dudes who don't drink?

guess i'll be sitting alone by the campfire with my nonalcoholic ginger beer

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

holocaust bloopers posted:

What's the break down of raging alcoholics, regular drinkers, dudes who don't drink?

I have a beer about every other night if it goes well with dinner and a cocktail on Fridays and Saturdays while I'm reading or out with the girlfriend.

Also my dogs love beer so I give them a little from time to time because it just makes them so happy

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
My drinking is on the weekends or at dinner. A big night is like five beers.

Kawasaki Nun
Jul 16, 2001

by Reene
I've been cutting back recently but will get pretty wasted every two weeks or so. Outside of those occasions I tend to just smoke weed. I rarely drink casually and prefer to just get a good load on when I don't have poo poo to do the next day. The increasing intensity of my hangovers is gradually driving me towards getting high and just having a beer or six but depending on what I'm doing I just like getting drunk.

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

I haven't had a drink (or worked) in like two weeks cuz I got down with that mononucleosis.

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer
Rarely drink, maybe once every month or so.

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

holocaust bloopers posted:

My drinking is on the weekends or at dinner. A big night is like five beers.

I had four beers during the super bowl and quickly remembered why I never have more than two anymore

Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
For The Night


Welp, looks like the forums broke again. Today I've been seeing 0 users browsing GiP all day and then when you click it it shows everyone that's browsing. Also I'm getting hit with PM notification emails from two days ago. :shrug:

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
My beer consumption depends entirely on whether or not I remember to stay stocked up. When there's beer the fridge, I'll have maybe three or four beers in a week. When there isn't, I'll have zero beers in a week. Pretty straightforward, really.

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.
v v v proud of any 24-hour period w/o alcohol

Diarrhea Elemental
Apr 2, 2012

Am I correct in my assumption, you fish-faced enemy of the people?
I think the tipping point for me between "regular drinker" and "raging alcoholic" is if I actually do end up taking a chunk of my blood money this month and snag a kegerator. It's disturbingly easy to drink 12+ beers a night when you've got poo poo on tap instead of actual empties sitting around.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Zeris posted:

I want to write a GIP fanfiction where we go on a retreat / goon meet together, realize we hate each other in real life, and escape to our bunk beds to spend the rest of the trip browsing the forums.

We called this Bold Quest.

Edit: Normal drinker. Rarely get wasted at home, don't get wasted out in town because there's only one bar within a 30 minute drive. It's about $120 cab ride each way to civilization.

Godholio fucked around with this message at 01:27 on Feb 12, 2016

not caring here
Feb 22, 2012

blazemastah 2 dry 4 u
I would kill every single one of you in a heart beat if I could go back to drinking what I used to (an awful lot).

Now if I do... my fuckin' heart will stop or some poo poo.

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

Re: excel talk

Excel is seriously the one application i would pay money to learn how to use it better

ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

Be Gay!
Do Crime!

Two Finger posted:

guess i'll be sitting alone by the campfire with my nonalcoholic ginger beer

Bro i would probably not drink and shoot the poo poo with you.

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

Nostalgia4Butts posted:

Re: excel talk

Excel is seriously the one application i would pay money to learn how to use it better

It's a really powerful application so you probably are better off just getting a book from the library or something and focusing on what you need it for. What I used it heavily for with scientific work was completely different from my friend the logistics manager, even though we both used the hell out of it we barely overlapped in functions.

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD
for better or for worse, you can do almost anything in excel

bengy81
May 8, 2010

FOURTH WAVE LESBRO posted:

I think the tipping point for me between "regular drinker" and "raging alcoholic" is if I actually do end up taking a chunk of my blood money this month and snag a kegerator. It's disturbingly easy to drink 12+ beers a night when you've got poo poo on tap instead of actual empties sitting around.

I have a kegerator, it's a homemade job, and it's more for my homebrew than store bought kegs.
Having said that, I drank a gently caress ton when I first got it, like a 6 pack or more a night for the first year, pretty sure that's why I got fat as gently caress.

Now I only drink 3 or 4 beers a week, and it takes me maybe 5 to 6 months to kill a keg. The only exception is when I'm traveling for work, I tend to drink a fair amount on the company, but that's what they get for having me work on flyover states.

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
Excel is an honest to god necessity in this day and age.

Vasudus
May 30, 2003
Excel is great for storing bits of data as text all the way up to doing loving retarded macros that are used in billion dollar decisions. I hate excel, and I want to very much never have to use it again.

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bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
The day to day feedback I give influences where and how millions of dollars is spent. All because I wrote "X is an efficient performer"

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