Justice Scalia reported dead at age 79

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dad gay. so what: Feb 18, 2003; by FactsAreUseless

Lord Binky posted:

You're the one who bought it for me and besides, I had it first.

you should cum in a cup and drink it

# ? Feb 14, 2016 06:59

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# ? Jun 4, 2024 00:18

Mariana Horchata: Jun 30, 2008; College Slice

Node posted:

the president has released a statement

"I would like to express my deepest sorrow to Judge Antonin Scalia's friends and family. America has lost one of its greatest. In a bright contrast, however, Judge Scalia has given me the greatest gift of all - the chance to replace him." - President Barack Dingdong Obama

# ? Feb 14, 2016 07:00

Kuato: Feb 25, 2005; "I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"; Buglord

LMAO at these republitards saying the country needs to wait until a new President to get his replacement.

Anyways, I think Robert Shapiro would be a good justice. Being one of the sole survivors of the OJ dream team.

# ? Feb 14, 2016 07:01

Pinche Rudo: Feb 8, 2005

Rest in piss Scalia you fat greasy piece of poo poo I hope you choked to death on a meatball sub

# ? Feb 14, 2016 07:02

Leroy Dennui: Aug 9, 2014; Gina McCarthy made us gay,
but we would not have met
had Biden not dropped his cones

Mariana Horchata posted:

Obama does a pretty good impression of the cover of The Bends.

# ? Feb 14, 2016 07:03

TontoCorazon: Aug 18, 2007

Feedback Agency posted:

It looks like... justice has been served.

# ? Feb 14, 2016 07:03

Nolan Arenado: May 8, 2009

mods please change dgsw's avatar to this

# ? Feb 14, 2016 07:04

dad gay. so what: Feb 18, 2003; by FactsAreUseless

Jenkem Delivery posted:

Rest in piss Scalia you fat greasy piece of poo poo I hope you choked to death on a meatball sub

he was trying to help you. now you will be dead too.

thanks to his execution by government forces, your life has become VERY expendable. please do not make any sudden movements :ssh:

# ? Feb 14, 2016 07:04

BigBoss: Jan 26, 2012; by Lowtax

Jenkem Delivery posted:

Rest in piss Scalia you fat greasy piece of poo poo I hope you choked to death on a meatball sub

"Hurr I hate you I hope you die in one of the best ways ever- eating a delicious meatball hoagie."

# ? Feb 14, 2016 07:04

huskarl_marx: Oct 13, 2013; by zen death robot

BigBoss posted:

"Hurr I hate you I hope you die in one of the best ways ever- eating a delicious meatball hoagie."

haha yea suck on that, italian americans

# ? Feb 14, 2016 07:06

Michael Bayleaf: Jun 4, 2006; Tortured By Flan

Man I'd love to eat a meatball sub right now, no matter the cost.

# ? Feb 14, 2016 07:07

Michael Bayleaf: Jun 4, 2006; Tortured By Flan

(me, dying while eating the meatball sub): So be it.

# ? Feb 14, 2016 07:08

Alan Smithee: Jan 4, 2005; A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

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theys white

with whiteness comes privilege and with that, jokes about how you can't dance

# ? Feb 14, 2016 07:10

dad gay. so what: Feb 18, 2003; by FactsAreUseless

Lord Binky posted:

(me, dying while eating the meatball sub): So be it.

nice av dumbshit

# ? Feb 14, 2016 07:10

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Antonin Scalia's head should be sawed from his corpse and mummified and bolted mouth-open to a sewer drainpipe so an endless river of filth pours through the stump of his throat while his blind gray dead eyes stare forever up at the churning sky of a world made better by his absence

# ? Feb 14, 2016 07:12

Ran Mad Dog: Aug 15, 2006; Algeapea and noodles - I will take your udon!

# ? Feb 14, 2016 07:13

dad gay. so what: Feb 18, 2003; by FactsAreUseless

Zorodius posted:

Antonin Scalia's head should be sawed from his corpse and mummified and bolted mouth-open to a sewer drainpipe so an endless river of filth pours through the stump of his throat while his blind gray dead eyes stare forever up at the churning sky of a world made better by his absence

that seems a little bit excessive. especially since he was a good guy who probably would have shot your dumb rear end in the face if he would have ever encountered you irl

# ? Feb 14, 2016 07:14

dad gay. so what: Feb 18, 2003; by FactsAreUseless

*you stupid piece of poo poo

# ? Feb 14, 2016 07:14

Orkin Mang: Nov 1, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

no way

# ? Feb 14, 2016 07:17

Nonsense: Jan 26, 2007

norm is next he vanished, same time as scalia

# ? Feb 14, 2016 07:20

glowstick party tonight: Oct 4, 2003; by zen death robot

BigBoss posted:

I really hope Obama takes his time and prays on the issue. We could use another strong justice with the courage to stand up to important things like religious freedom.

you were missing a preposition I did the courtesy of adding it for you

# ? Feb 14, 2016 07:21

Xlorp: Jan 23, 2008

dad gay. so what posted:

this is actually the wrong thread for this topic. the official thread says "RIP" so... OP can you close?

Requiescat in Probrum. Checks out just fine.

Noun
probrum n ‎(genitive probrī); second declension
disgrace, shame
abuse, insult

# ? Feb 14, 2016 07:24

Michael Bayleaf: Jun 4, 2006; Tortured By Flan

Yeah I love runescape

# ? Feb 14, 2016 07:25

the great deceiver: Sep 23, 2003; why the feds worried bout me clockin on this corner/
when there's politicians out here gettin popped in arizona

my only regret is that he didnt suffer more

# ? Feb 14, 2016 07:45

Dead Precedents: May 5, 2005; Precedents come and go, but death goes on forever.

the great deceiver posted:

my only regret is that he didnt suffer more

Honestly, I was hoping he'd be forced to retire* and suffered horribly as he slipped into senility.

*he never would have

# ? Feb 14, 2016 08:22

Xaris: Jul 25, 2006; Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

Dead Precedents posted:

Honestly, I was hoping he'd be forced to retire* and suffered horribly as he slipped into senility.

*he never would have

basically clarence thomas

# ? Feb 14, 2016 08:26

SalTheBard: Jan 26, 2005; I forgot to post my food for USPOL Thanksgiving but that's okay too!; Fallen Rib

I loving hope Scalia rots in hell that fat gently caress. gently caress him and his family

# ? Feb 14, 2016 08:29

Geoj: May 28, 2008; BITTER POOR PERSON

Dead Precedents posted:

Honestly, I was hoping he'd be forced to retire* and suffered horribly as he slipped into senility.

I think he was already well on his way. Reading the transcript of his 24 comments regarding torture is like reading something straight off of the onion.

If not senile then certifiably insane - unless you really think sitting supreme court justices should form opinions of constitution law based on the plot of televsion shows.

# ? Feb 14, 2016 08:33

Dead Precedents: May 5, 2005; Precedents come and go, but death goes on forever.

Geoj posted:

I think he was already well on his way. Reading the transcript of his 24 comments regarding torture is like reading something straight off of the onion.

If not senile then certifiably insane - unless you really think sitting supreme court justices should form opinions of constitution law based on the plot of televsion shows.

I think he was just an insane piece of poo poo. I mean bed-ridden with no one visiting him as the nurse beats him and steals his money kind of senility.

# ? Feb 14, 2016 08:35

bring back old gbs: Feb 28, 2007; by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

they find out what he died of yet?

# ? Feb 14, 2016 08:36

Alan Smithee: Jan 4, 2005; A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

32MB OF ESRAM posted:

they find out what he died of yet?

a broken heart :smith:

# ? Feb 14, 2016 08:39

goku im piss: Mar 18, 2005; Your mama was a snowblower

I hope Ginsberg is next

# ? Feb 14, 2016 08:42

Infidel Castro: Jun 8, 2010; Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice

Node posted:

the president has released a statement

"I would like to express my deepest sorrow to Judge Antonin Scalia's friends and family. America has lost one of its greatest. In a bright contrast, however, Judge Scalia has given me the greatest gift of all - the chance to replace him." - President Barack Dingdong Obama

"That dead bitch rear end honky can kiss my black rear end."

- Barack Obama

# ? Feb 14, 2016 08:43

Peztopiary: Mar 16, 2009; by exmarx

32MB OF ESRAM posted:

they find out what he died of yet?

horse ruptured his intestines.

# ? Feb 14, 2016 08:43

CJacobs: Apr 17, 2011; Reach for the moon!

I don't know who this man is but everyone else says he sucked and they are glad he's dead and so I will be too. That is my opinion on the death of Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia.

# ? Feb 14, 2016 08:47