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zetamind2000
Nov 6, 2007

I'm an alien.

Luigi Thirty posted:

Is he finally out of jail?

Maitreya's out of jail and making new videos. Speak on it, Peyton Manning.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dTqmr47C5LI

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Critical
Aug 23, 2007


This was the first UFC event I ever watched other than the Griffin/Bonnar fight. All I knew was Bisping was a mouthy gently caress and I wanted Hendo to kick the poo poo out of him. Then this happened and I screamed OH MY GOD for 30 seconds straight.

Extreme0
Feb 28, 2013

I dance to the sweet tune of your failure so I'm never gonna stop fucking with you.

Continue to get confused and frustrated with me as I dance to your anger.

As I expect nothing more from ya you stupid runt!


Phil lost to fifteen test fighters.

Was the one he won against just taking pity on him? I like to imagine so.

Delsaber
Oct 1, 2013

This may or may not be correct.

Extreme0 posted:

Phil lost to fifteen test fighters.

Was the one he won against just taking pity on him? I like to imagine so.

It was a Roomba with a boxing glove taped on top.

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

Extreme0 posted:

Phil lost to fifteen test fighters.

Was the one he won against just taking pity on him? I like to imagine so.

It was just Test.

rip Test

1st AD
Dec 3, 2004

Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu: sometimes passing just isn't an option.
lmao drat that's pretty rough if you can only win 1/16 smokers

fatherdog
Feb 16, 2005
There is absolutely no way CM Punk or anybody else has fought 16 smokers in a year, even at Rufussport

BGrifter
Mar 16, 2007

Winner of Something Awful PS5 thread's Posting Excellence Award June 2022

Congratulations!

fatherdog posted:

There is absolutely no way CM Punk or anybody else has fought 16 smokers in a year, even at Rufussport

I don't appreciate your insinuation that Honest Mike Bisping might have said something untrue. :colbert:

1st AD
Dec 3, 2004

Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu: sometimes passing just isn't an option.

fatherdog posted:

There is absolutely no way CM Punk or anybody else has fought 16 smokers in a year, even at Rufussport

you're being worked, brother

Feels Villeneuve
Oct 7, 2007

Setter is Better.
CM Punk is going to disgrace the great sport of pro wrestling, if he hasn't done so already.

Heavy Metal
Sep 1, 2014

America's $1 Funnyman

Alain Post posted:

CM Punk is going to disgrace the great sport of pro wrestling, if he hasn't done so already.

Seth Rollins is the future of the business, the standard bearer, the architect, nobody will disgrace his business or he'll give 'em a flying knee!

I hope CM Punk gets to write that Punisher comic by the way, sounds like he's got some ideas.

Extreme0
Feb 28, 2013

I dance to the sweet tune of your failure so I'm never gonna stop fucking with you.

Continue to get confused and frustrated with me as I dance to your anger.

As I expect nothing more from ya you stupid runt!


fatherdog posted:

There is absolutely no way CM Punk or anybody else has fought 16 smokers in a year, even at Rufussport

I like to imagine that Straight edge Phil understood it wrong when he meant fighting 16 smokers.

Grendels Dad
Mar 5, 2011

Popular culture has passed you by.

Heavy Metal posted:

Seth Rollins is the future of the business, the standard bearer, the architect, nobody will disgrace his business or he'll give 'em a flying knee!

The flying knee has been banned, he will give them a Pedigree.

Once he's back from injury.

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

Remember when Seth Rollins smashed John Cena's nose to a pulp with a Muay Thai knee?

The MUMPSorceress
Jan 6, 2012


^SHTPSTS

Gary’s Answer

fatherdog posted:

There is absolutely no way CM Punk or anybody else has fought 16 smokers in a year, even at Rufussport

I did 8 my first year at Duke's. I wold not be shocked to hear he pushed punk twice that hard.

Keg
Sep 22, 2014

LeftistMuslimObama posted:

I did 8 my first year at Duke's. I wold not be shocked to hear he pushed punk twice that hard.

Roufusport seems stupid about hard sparring and stuff, so I believe this.

Ty1990
Apr 22, 2011

Maybe those 16 fights were all against Askren and Pettis though?????????

TheKingslayer
Sep 3, 2008

Ty1990 posted:

Maybe those 16 fights were all against Askren and Pettis though?????????

Which one did he beat then...?

LobsterMobster
Oct 29, 2009

"I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

TheKingslayer posted:

Which one did he beat then...?

Anthony's uncle

ICHIBAHN
Feb 21, 2007

by Cyrano4747
Been reading CM Punks livejournal, it's hilarious

TheKingslayer
Sep 3, 2008

LobsterMobster posted:

Anthony's uncle

Huh. Figured they would be tag teaming Punk.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



I'm certain Bisping is embellishing because that's what he does. However, I have no doubt in my mind that Punk is nowhere near ready to fight someone and that he was scared after watching Mickey just destroy the reporter that's been training a lot longer than Punk.

cams
Mar 28, 2003


Mr. Nice! posted:

I'm certain Bisping is embellishing because that's what he does. However, I have no doubt in my mind that Punk is nowhere near ready to fight someone and that he was scared after watching Mickey just destroy the reporter that's been training a lot longer than Punk.
this is my favorite thread ever

Neodoomium
Jun 20, 2001

You are now hearing this
noise in your head.



DLC Inc
Jun 1, 2011

ICHIBAHN posted:

Been reading CM Punks livejournal, it's hilarious

you're not kidding, he basically writes and sounds like the same exact person

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

ICHIBAHN posted:

Been reading CM Punks livejournal, it's hilarious

What do his knuckles say?

CoolCat
Jun 29, 2015

ICHIBAHN posted:

Been reading CM Punks livejournal, it's hilarious

What's funny to you about it?

Top Bunk Wanker
Jan 31, 2005

Top Trump Anger

Critical posted:

This was the first UFC event I ever watched other than the Griffin/Bonnar fight. All I knew was Bisping was a mouthy gently caress and I wanted Hendo to kick the poo poo out of him. Then this happened and I screamed OH MY GOD for 30 seconds straight.

That punch is my favorite punch in the history of watching guys getting punched, even more than the time Tyson knocked Berbick down three times with one uppercut.

ICHIBAHN
Feb 21, 2007

by Cyrano4747

CoolCat posted:

What's funny to you about it?

All of it baby. The whole thing

BGrifter
Mar 16, 2007

Winner of Something Awful PS5 thread's Posting Excellence Award June 2022

Congratulations!

ICHIBAHN posted:

All of it baby. The whole thing

WHAT. DO. MY. KNUCKLES. SAY.

Classic.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

CoolCat posted:

What's funny to you about it?

The funniest part about it is that not only it, but Livejournal in general, still exists.

gently caress that background is hard to take for more than a minute at a time though.

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Top Bunk Wanker posted:

That punch is my favorite punch in the history of watching guys getting punched, even more than the time Tyson knocked Berbick down three times with one uppercut.

Counterpoint:





(that will never stop being funny, ever)

fart blood
Sep 13, 2008

by VideoGames
CM Punk will make UFC money and give them good buyrates but he will lose.

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

This would probably happen if those things actually occurred but Bisping literally just makes poo poo up for no reason all the time

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Extreme0 posted:

I like to imagine that Straight edge Phil understood it wrong when he meant fighting 16 smokers.

CM Punk would lose against an angry straight edge hardcore guy in an 80s DC pit in like 10 seconds

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
I believed Michael Bisping when he said he was Strikeforce MW champion.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

MassRafTer posted:

I believed Michael Bisping when he said he was Strikeforce MW champion.

"I've sparred with Luke Rockhold and let's just say I'm the unofficial Strikeforce champion. Sorry Luke, but these are the facts"

*gets choked out*

StoneOfShame
Jul 28, 2013

This is the best kitchen ever.

BGrifter posted:

WHAT. DO. MY. KNUCKLES. SAY.

Classic.

This is the most CM Punk thing of all time, every bit from the cops being so scared of him to the person he was with calling him Punker and then that CM Punk grew up to be Albert Einstein.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

CM Punk's white privilege

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achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?

StoneOfShame posted:

This is the most CM Punk thing of all time, every bit from the cops being so scared of him to the person he was with calling him Punker and then that CM Punk grew up to be Albert Einstein.
I'm surprised it didn't end with "And everyone stood up and clapped"

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