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EL BROMANCE
Jun 10, 2006

COWABUNGA DUDES!
🥷🐢😬



FAROOQ posted:

If feminism leads to Melissa McCarthy being in any more movies, it is a bad thing.

Melissa McCarthy is cool and funny and her being in movies like Spy is a good thing, as it means she's not in painfully written TV shows.

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Krispy Wafer
Jul 26, 2002

I shouted out "Free the exposed 67"
But they stood on my hair and told me I was fat

Grimey Drawer

FAROOQ posted:

Everyone's neutral about Kristin Wiig

Speak for yourself.

Kate McKinnon is funnier though.

LordSaturn
Aug 12, 2007

sadly unfunny

There is nothing quite so likely to make me spend money on a movie theater ticket than frothing internet antifeminist rage. :allears:

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Kajeesus posted:

Generally, red pillers and similar internet misogynists are either bitter divorcees or manchildren who hate their mother and haven't had a meaningful relationship with any other women.

This. They're people who haven't been able to figure out how to interact with women, and instead of admitting their own flaws and improving they decide to create convoluted faux-psychology that painstakingly explains how women are just biologically programmed to be awful people and therefore their inability to get laid is undeserved fraud.

FAROOQ
Aug 20, 2014

by Smythe

EL BROMANCE posted:

Melissa McCarthy is cool and funny and her being in movies like Spy is a good thing, as it means she's not in painfully written TV shows.

I did't know people this stupid could exist.

zakharov
Nov 30, 2002

:kimchi: Tater Love :kimchi:

FAROOQ posted:

I did't know people this stupid could exist.

Have you ever considered not posting like a huge jackass?

EL BROMANCE
Jun 10, 2006

COWABUNGA DUDES!
🥷🐢😬



FAROOQ posted:

I did't know people this stupid could exist.

Nice Reddit avatar.

FAROOQ
Aug 20, 2014

by Smythe

zakharov posted:

Have you ever considered not posting like a huge jackass?

Why would I?

Karma Monkey
Sep 6, 2005

I MAKE BAD POSTING DECISIONS

FAROOQ posted:

I did't know people this stupid could exist.

Boywhiz88
Sep 11, 2005

floating 26" off da ground. BURR!
Spy is actually really good.

Fried Watermelon
Dec 29, 2008


How many times does she fall down in that movie

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


Fried Watermelon posted:

How many times does she fall down in that movie

does her own stunts

trapped mouse
May 25, 2008

by Azathoth
McCarthy was amazing in Bridesmaids and The Heat. I want her to be in more movies, Tammy looked godawful though.

OldMemes
Sep 5, 2011

I have to go now. My planet needs me.
Don't you know that whenever a reboot/sequel/remake happens, all existing copies of the original are rounded up and destroyed? So when the new Ghostbusters comes out, the feminists will send out a beam erasing every copy of Ghostbusters 1 and 2 from every VHS, Laserdisc, DVD, Blu-Ray in existance, then they pass a law saying that you can't talk about the original, or you get sent to a gulag.

Like how when the 2009 Star Trek came out, the original series was memory holed and removed from pop cultur-hang on, the thought police are knocking!

Seriously though, if its bad, everyone will forget about it in a year or two, aside from jokes about how bad it was compared to the originals. I'm hoping it's good (and they'll give it a less confusing title).

EL BROMANCE
Jun 10, 2006

COWABUNGA DUDES!
🥷🐢😬



OldMemes posted:

Like how when the 2009 Star Trek came out, the original series was memory holed and removed from pop cultur-hang on, the thought police are knocking!

If only that were true... ;)

It just saddens me that there's this much pissing over a new Ghostbusters film that's being put together by a genuinely great cast/crew, yet there was next to no whining about a Point Break remake (that looked ands sounded shite and pointless from the word go).

OldMemes
Sep 5, 2011

I have to go now. My planet needs me.

EL BROMANCE posted:

If only that were true... ;)

It just saddens me that there's this much pissing over a new Ghostbusters film that's being put together by a genuinely great cast/crew, yet there was next to no whining about a Point Break remake (that looked ands sounded shite and pointless from the word go).

The Point Break remake got very little promotion and was released in a dump month while everyone was distracted by the Oscars, Ghostbusters (3?) is being heavily promoted and released as a Summer tentpole film.

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

There was a point break remake? I should watch it.

EL BROMANCE
Jun 10, 2006

COWABUNGA DUDES!
🥷🐢😬



OldMemes posted:

The Point Break remake got very little promotion and was released in a dump month while everyone was distracted by the Oscars, Ghostbusters (3?) is being heavily promoted and released as a Summer tentpole film.

I saw a surprising amount of promo for it. I'm starting to get the feeling they were targeting me, and me alone. The original is such a drat good movie, they could probably get away with rereleasing it into the theater again and pretending it's a new movie and hope nobody tells the younger generation.

china bot
Sep 7, 2014

you listen HERE pal
SAY GOODBYE TO TELEPHONE SEX
Plaster Town Cop
wait until these MRAs find out about Miranda July

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

EL BROMANCE posted:

I saw a surprising amount of promo for it. I'm starting to get the feeling they were targeting me, and me alone. The original is such a drat good movie, they could probably get away with rereleasing it into the theater again and pretending it's a new movie and hope nobody tells the younger generation.

I think I only saw the trailer for Point Break in theaters once and a small handful of online ads that slipped past my ad blocker. The majority of the push I saw came from the Payday 2 tie-in.

BobbyK
Jun 4, 2008

by Cyrano4747
Love when melissa mccartney falls down and poops in the sink. Very funny.

hyperhazard
Dec 4, 2011

I am the one lascivious
With magic potion niveous

LordSaturn posted:

There is nothing quite so likely to make me spend money on a movie theater ticket than frothing internet antifeminist rage. :allears:

:agreed: Fury Road was amazing, and it wouldn't have been on my radar if it weren't for all the MRA drama.

Lottery of Babylon
Apr 25, 2012

STRAIGHT TROPIN'

:30bux::30bux::30bux::30bux::30bux::30bux::30bux::30bux: shared Poems Porn's photo.



Timothy Elsey Replace her with him she with he it goes both ways I know cause I just left a relationship where she was the bad apple its not always the males fault



Divorced

Timothy Elsey shared Just for Jokes and Fun's photo.

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!

FAROOQ posted:

I did't know people this stupid could exist.

Imagine our surprise, daily. There you are.

OldMemes
Sep 5, 2011

I have to go now. My planet needs me.
I thought the Smurfs were communisms, not Confederates? Does this mean that the Smurfs are pro-slavery?

And no, no matter how much you put the stars and bars on them, it#s impossible to make a smurf look intimadating or bad rear end.

Panfilo
Aug 27, 2011

EXISTENCE IS PAIN😬

OldMemes posted:

I thought the Smurfs were communisms, not Confederates? Does this mean that the Smurfs are pro-slavery?

And no, no matter how much you put the stars and bars on them, it#s impossible to make a smurf look intimadating or bad rear end.

Obviously they're keeping the their enslavement of beige smurfs on the down low.

Who do you think picks all the smurfberries? Clumsy? Lol.

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


This is from the same Facebook group where someone was selling that weird footscrub/fleshlight thing.



"Someone committed a felony! I should probably ask Facebook what three-digit telephone number might be appropriate to call in this event."

hyperhazard
Dec 4, 2011

I am the one lascivious
With magic potion niveous

OldMemes posted:

I thought the Smurfs were communisms, not Confederates? Does this mean that the Smurfs are pro-slavery?

And no, no matter how much you put the stars and bars on them, it#s impossible to make a smurf look intimadating or bad rear end.



(Best out of context)

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

"Lottery of Babylon" posted:





LMBO get over it and chase someone else, she's not your property that got stolen because you weren't diligent enough.

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

Picnic Princess posted:

LMBO get over it and chase someone else, she's not your property that got stolen because you weren't diligent enough.

I don't think that is the intended message.

Regalingualius
Jan 7, 2012

We gazed into the eyes of madness... And all we found was horny.




hyperhazard posted:



(Best out of context)

I don't want any. :allears:

FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009

hyperhazard posted:



(Best out of context)

No Smurfs! Stop taking A Wyatt Mann literally!

Patchouli Patrol
Nov 11, 2007

As near as I can tell, this guy believes that high historic infant mortality rate was due to our ancestors giving birth to litters. Maybe he's looking for an explanation as to why his own grandmother had sixteen nipples.

Arc Hammer
Mar 4, 2013

Got any deathsticks?

So they're witches?

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

Arcsquad12 posted:

So they're witches?

I believe that to be the message that the author of :thejoke: intended to convey, yes.

Maker Of Shoes
Sep 4, 2006

AWWWW YISSSSSSSSSS
DIS IS MAH JAM!!!!!!


Back to back creepy comments from two dudes.

"FEMALES"

TinTower
Apr 21, 2010

You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.
:females: should be an emote if it isn't already

Horrible Smutbeast
Sep 2, 2011

ToxicSlurpee posted:

Most people are just plain ol' heterosexual. People that are not heterosexual are getting a lot of attention lately because there's a ton of sociopolitical attention on LGBT rights. People are creating safe spaces for LGBT people because, well, people are often lovely to said demographic and they'd like to have somewhere they can go to feel safe, thanks. Suddenly though being just a plain ol' heterosexual is boring. You don't get a safe space and special attention if you're straight. By definition, because most people are plain ol' heterosexual, being heterosexual is normal. It's standard. More importantly it isn't special. So now you have people that so desperately want to be super special unique snowflakes inventing new sexualities so they can be different and special too.

I know this is a few pages back but the LGBT communities are, by large, only catering to white cis gay men or gold star lesbian types. Almost any sexual minority outside of either gay or lesbian get ignored, shunned or told that they don't belong (like bisexuals, holy poo poo does everyone randomly hate bisexuals). Hell, even Pride Toronto has decided that Black Lives Matter should be leading the Pride parade this year because apparently police brutality against minorities has more in common with LGBT than not having financial sponsors that have super anti-trans policies.

Buzkashi
Feb 4, 2003
College Slice

Maker Of Shoes posted:



Back to back creepy comments from two dudes.

"FEMALES"

The restraint the OP uses with the response "Like people?" is exquisitely palpable

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Fashionable Jorts
Jan 18, 2010

Maybe if I'm busy it could keep me from you



Horrible Smutbeast posted:

I know this is a few pages back but the LGBT communities are, by large, only catering to white cis gay men or gold star lesbian types. Almost any sexual minority outside of either gay or lesbian get ignored, shunned or told that they don't belong (like bisexuals, holy poo poo does everyone randomly hate bisexuals). Hell, even Pride Toronto has decided that Black Lives Matter should be leading the Pride parade this year because apparently police brutality against minorities has more in common with LGBT than not having financial sponsors that have super anti-trans policies.

Welcome to the LGBT community, where the T doesn't matter and the B is made up!

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