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Can someone post a quote containing philosophical musings about the nature of doors and windows in D&D?
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# ? Feb 16, 2016 22:18 |
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# ? May 10, 2024 19:35 |
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rock rock posted:Can someone post a quote containing philosophical musings about the nature of doors and windows in D&D? There's a lot of hosed up and weird people, on this comedy forum website, who do not ever post jokes, do not enjoy jokes or indeed even laughing, and have coined a derogatory term for people who make jokes. They're all missionaries drawn here by the allure of the fertile lands of videos of a severely asthmatic man playing Megaman games, and interesting philosophical quandries posted by the fake PTSD guy about the nature of doors and windows in Dungeons and Dragons. They are wise men here to educate a savage, uneducated, indigenous sort. It is a sonorous, musical form of education; a greasy collective amasses on the front line of the battle against social injustice, the video game subforum on a message board that has a drop down menu that makes light of the holocaust on every single page, and sings a shrill harmony that permeates the very aether, making my pets feel unsafe, when a video game muscle man calls Catwoman a bitch. They have picked their battles well, and I note from my foxhole that I am running out of ammunition, chiefly in the form of the increasingly finite number of ways I can frame this absurd situation with the English language. I clench my fists and yell "anime" towards an uncaring, absent God, and swear solemnly to press my thumbs into Chocolate America's eyeballs until he is blinded, to directly emasculate sporting figures, to beat the poo poo out of tumblr users with baseball bats, and to quietly appreciate what Waylon Smithers being gay means to me.
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# ? Feb 17, 2016 00:08 |
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7c Nickel posted:The thing you have to understand about the modern usage of "cuck" is that it's branched off via the whole "women are property" thing. So not only is your partner cheating on you being cucked, ANY WOMAN ANYWHERE being in a relationship with a black guy is being cucked. Because her vagina belongs to white men you see. Having to pay taxes is being cucked. Having to hold back your vile opinions in public is being cucked. I am entitled to everything forever and any abrogation of that right is trying to cuck me. I love the word filter so goddamn much
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# ? Feb 17, 2016 00:35 |
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Not that anyone really needs to know or cares, but I couldn't help chuckling at some of the jokes posted on the last page. Of course I've been on the edge of losing my mind and have drank my own piss before, so there's that.
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# ? Feb 17, 2016 00:39 |
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I really don't appreciate these holocaust jokes, my grandfather died at Auschwitz. He fell out of a guard tower and broke his neck.
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# ? Feb 17, 2016 00:52 |
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root beer posted:Okay thread, drugs story time! I don't know if this has been posted already but holy gently caress
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# ? Feb 17, 2016 01:10 |
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Your Gay Uncle posted:I really don't appreciate these holocaust jokes, my grandfather died at Auschwitz. Not funny. My Grandfather was a prisoner who really did die at Auschwitz. A guard fell on him.
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# ? Feb 17, 2016 01:19 |
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Peachstapler posted:I just read that Rubio stated at today's rally that he will get rid of mosquitos "once and for all". neonnoodle posted:Well yeah that's spanish for mosque
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# ? Feb 17, 2016 01:39 |
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While your grandfathers were dying in the classic funny ways at concentration camp my grandfather was in Iceland and broke his leg skiing then got sent back stateside halfway through his tour of duty. There weren't any nazis in Iceland I don't even know why he was there
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# ? Feb 17, 2016 02:00 |
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Jaweeeblop posted:While your grandfathers were dying in the classic funny ways at concentration camp my grandfather was in Iceland and broke his leg skiing then got sent back stateside halfway through his tour of duty. There weren't any nazis in Iceland I don't even know why he was there Work hard, play hard, Die Hard.
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# ? Feb 17, 2016 02:03 |
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Your Gay Uncle posted:I really don't appreciate these holocaust jokes, my grandfather died at Auschwitz. Say Nothing posted:Not funny. My Grandfather was a prisoner who really did die at Auschwitz. Well if we're just gonna be telling dad jokes, have you heard the one about the three-legged dog?
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# ? Feb 17, 2016 02:22 |
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LORD OF BUTT posted:I don't know if this has been posted already but holy gently caress Who types that much for dope cred on this gay forum?
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# ? Feb 17, 2016 02:29 |
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Darth123123 posted:Who types that much for dope cred on this gay forum? It's a legitimately great post about what happens when war veterans are incredibly dumb with very strong psychedelics
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# ? Feb 17, 2016 02:48 |
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Wrath of the Bitch King posted:I'm pretty sure it's just where I work. Either that or behind the scenes a lot of churches are just hosed up.
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# ? Feb 17, 2016 03:10 |
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Orkin Mang posted:i was packing hamsters into bowling balls long before pokemon was even thought of
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# ? Feb 17, 2016 04:07 |
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my wheelhouse posted:It hought just loving random objects, slinkys, plastic bottles with wide-mouth holes, money-boxes and shoving things up my rear end was a normal way to practice sex. When by friend said it was only weird sex and I'm weird, well I only got hotter for other non pussy fuckable objects. Tryign to collect enough pubes to gently caress.
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# ? Feb 17, 2016 10:10 |
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Dogfish posted:Well if we're just gonna be telling dad jokes, have you heard the one about the three-legged dog? That's not funny. I had a grandfather who died when three-legged dog.
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# ? Feb 17, 2016 10:19 |
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Judge Schnoopy posted:FIREFIREFIRE You're going to have to say which thread this is. Because I want to read it.
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# ? Feb 17, 2016 11:29 |
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The Lone Badger posted:You're going to have to say which thread this is. Because I want to read it. Click on Wrath of the Bitch King's name in the quote. You're welcome. Although yes, you do, even though the quote is only tangentially relevant. E: Eh I was gonna teach a man to fish but it's Re: A Ticket Came In (so, IT work bitching) in SHSC.
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# ? Feb 17, 2016 11:40 |
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Zamboni_Rodeo posted:The watermark says WikiHow. A Google reverse image search does not turn up a corresponding WikiHow entry. So now I'm left wondering, what is this demonstrating how to do? sinon posted:the great bill catsby
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# ? Feb 17, 2016 13:23 |
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Fix posted:When I read Scalia died I announced it to an American history teacher who happened to be sitting in my kitchen at the time and she said "who?" Radish posted:Well I bet she knows Scalia now that he's history.
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# ? Feb 17, 2016 18:26 |
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ants on my cum rag posted:There's a lot of hosed up and weird people, on this comedy forum website, who do not ever post jokes, do not enjoy jokes or indeed even laughing, and have coined a derogatory term for people who make jokes. They're all missionaries drawn here by the allure of the fertile lands of videos of a severely asthmatic man playing Megaman games, and interesting philosophical quandries posted by the fake PTSD guy about the nature of doors and windows in Dungeons and Dragons. They are wise men here to educate a savage, uneducated, indigenous sort. It is a sonorous, musical form of education; a greasy collective amasses on the front line of the battle against social injustice, the video game subforum on a message board that has a drop down menu that makes light of the holocaust on every single page, and sings a shrill harmony that permeates the very aether, making my pets feel unsafe, when a video game muscle man calls Catwoman a bitch. They have picked their battles well, and I note from my foxhole that I am running out of ammunition, chiefly in the form of the increasingly finite number of ways I can frame this absurd situation with the English language. I clench my fists and yell "anime" towards an uncaring, absent God, and swear solemnly to press my thumbs into Chocolate America's eyeballs until he is blinded, to directly emasculate sporting figures, to beat the poo poo out of tumblr users with baseball bats, and to quietly appreciate what Waylon Smithers being gay means to me. gently caress you I want to read the doors vs windows thing this is referencing ughh.
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# ? Feb 18, 2016 00:01 |
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Jaweeeblop posted:While your grandfathers were dying in the classic funny ways at concentration camp my grandfather was in Iceland and broke his leg skiing then got sent back stateside halfway through his tour of duty. There weren't any nazis in Iceland I don't even know why he was there Iceland was occupied by the Allies during the war because it's a handy place to refuel ships in the North Atlantic. The occupation was pretty uneventful so the soldiers mostly just dicked around and hosed the local women injecting some much needed genetic diversity into the fetid and stagnant gene-pool. Fun historical fact: In the 1930's Iceland was mostly independent but still part of the Danish realm as the king of Denmark was also king of Iceland. However Iceland was trying to become fully independent and part of this was trying to find their own head of state. Some favored a president but others wanted to find a European nobleman who was still young, from a respectable dynasty and had at least one son to be king. One of the main candidates for kingship was a German prince called Friedrich Christian of Schaumburg-Lippe. Friederich however was a very passionate Nazi. In 1938 he was working under Goebbels and when Friederich informed his boss of the job opportunity he jokingly asked if he could be the propaganda minister of a independent Iceland. However Ribbentrop was against it so it never happened. Iceland was a hairsbreadth from having a Nazi king in WW2. If that had happened your granddad's visit to Iceland might have been more of a proper invasion. Of course like very country in Europe Iceland had a couple of fascist parties in the interwar period but they were tiny and never did much other than pick fights with commies and write bad newsletters about how literally everyone they disliked was part of a international Jewish conspiracy.
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# ? Feb 18, 2016 02:46 |
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ants on my cum rag posted:There's a lot of hosed up and weird people, on this comedy forum website, who do not ever post jokes, do not enjoy jokes or indeed even laughing, and have coined a derogatory term for people who make jokes. They're all missionaries drawn here by the allure of the fertile lands of videos of a severely asthmatic man playing Megaman games, and interesting philosophical quandries posted by the fake PTSD guy about the nature of doors and windows in Dungeons and Dragons. They are wise men here to educate a savage, uneducated, indigenous sort. It is a sonorous, musical form of education; a greasy collective amasses on the front line of the battle against social injustice, the video game subforum on a message board that has a drop down menu that makes light of the holocaust on every single page, and sings a shrill harmony that permeates the very aether, making my pets feel unsafe, when a video game muscle man calls Catwoman a bitch. They have picked their battles well, and I note from my foxhole that I am running out of ammunition, chiefly in the form of the increasingly finite number of ways I can frame this absurd situation with the English language. I clench my fists and yell "anime" towards an uncaring, absent God, and swear solemnly to press my thumbs into Chocolate America's eyeballs until he is blinded, to directly emasculate sporting figures, to beat the poo poo out of tumblr users with baseball bats, and to quietly appreciate what Waylon Smithers being gay means to me. I love this quote because what was once a scathing indictment of the GBS zeitgeist is now just supporting the status quo of a subforum full of humorless computer janitors hurtling towards middle age incapable of liking or making jokes about anything. In terms of being an actual humor website, the only difference between idealistic young SJW Tumblrite D&D LF YCS Millennial white knight caremuch GBS and tryhard old bitter goku cuck fries lol just lol at the Xbone Star Citizen Doobie Dawgs Donald Trump Did Nothing Wrong GBS is that now it has a fraction of the previous members and even fewer people care about it.
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# ? Feb 18, 2016 02:59 |
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Sleeveless posted:I love this quote because what was once a scathing indictment of the GBS zeitgeist is now just supporting the status quo of a subforum full of humorless computer janitors hurtling towards middle age incapable of liking or making jokes about anything.
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# ? Feb 18, 2016 03:16 |
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FreudianSlippers posted:Iceland was a hairsbreadth from having a Nazi king in WW2. If that had happened your granddad's visit to Iceland might have been more of a proper invasion. I mean, so was England. Thanks, Mrs. Simpson! All jokes aside, though, those are legitimately interesting Iceland history facts.
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# ? Feb 18, 2016 03:18 |
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Included with the avatar cuz the combo made me giggle my rear end offCaptain Invictus posted:drat gurllll
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# ? Feb 18, 2016 08:34 |
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AlphaKretin posted:Click on Wrath of the Bitch King's name in the quote. You're welcome. Oh huh, I was bemoaning the fact that SA didn't have that feature. Turns out it does. Thanks.
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# ? Feb 18, 2016 08:42 |
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Sleeveless posted:I love this quote because what was once a scathing indictment of the GBS zeitgeist is now just supporting the status quo of a subforum full of humorless computer janitors hurtling towards middle age incapable of liking or making jokes about anything. no1curr
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# ? Feb 18, 2016 09:47 |
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Sleeveless posted:I love this quote because what was once a scathing indictment of the GBS zeitgeist is now just supporting the status quo of a subforum full of humorless computer janitors hurtling towards middle age incapable of liking or making jokes about anything.
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# ? Feb 18, 2016 10:47 |
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schnickety scribe posted:I have the day off today! Yay! It's unbelievably chilly in the apartment, despite the thermostat being up, so I'm breaking out the heater. Screw the electricity bill, I've got my birdies to think of. Neddy Seagoon posted:Your bird's just tweeting.
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# ? Feb 18, 2016 11:05 |
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Intel&Sebastian posted:I was just about to ask who the heck wants to buy diseased beef but then I remembered what country I live in. Anosmoman posted:To be fair who would want to eat an autistic cow? Intel&Sebastian posted:Idk about eating, but if you wanna see someone having one you're on the right forum.
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# ? Feb 18, 2016 19:43 |
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Joementum posted:I'm pretty mad that I was constantly busy all day on the day when we got a press release titled "Donald J. Trump's Response to the Pope".
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# ? Feb 19, 2016 02:06 |
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DaNzA posted:lol @ all those people letting the criminals getting away for some feel good values Stux posted:danza clips on his gov issued microphone as required every morning. Sham bam bamina! has a new favorite as of 03:10 on Feb 19, 2016 |
# ? Feb 19, 2016 03:05 |
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On Libertarian Presidential candidates.Nolanar posted:The whole post looks like someone hooked a markov chain generator up to reddit and filled in the gaps with pictures of stage hypnotists.
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# ? Feb 19, 2016 16:06 |
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Gave me a chuckle.Tony Phillips posted:What in the gently caress?
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# ? Feb 20, 2016 03:57 |
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Black Bones posted:While an exploitative system (old-timey or modern) programs us to accept superiority/inferiority designations out of necessity, any being that can think it's self around this basic programming proves it's not true. See R2-D2, Jesus of Nazareth, Karl Marx, etc.
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# ? Feb 20, 2016 05:13 |
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Top Bunk Wanker posted:If there was a Jeb Bush gay scandal and he tried to explain it by saying he just accidentally tripped and fell mouth first on a guy's dick, I would have no problem believing that was what actually happened.
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# ? Feb 20, 2016 08:04 |
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SuperMechagodzilla posted:The moment I saw the police cars I just gave up, because I knew that this would not be the ghostbusters I'd been hoping for. I had anticipated something pure and good, but here was the darkness of police and moms, invading the special home I had created inside myself. I struggled to keep it out, held shut my eyes, but the punishing waves of the inception noise crashed against my walls. I was left shaken. SuperMechagodzilla posted:The moment I saw the police cars in the ghostbusters trailer, I could feel them already interrogating me, forcing me to admit to sexist thoughts. I could feel a coating of sweat appear on my body, and I imagined the liquids of every man in the nation were being collected into a massive and ominous vat - like an artificial lake. But I did not despair, as I soon found that I could manipulate these liquids my thought. The lake would writhe and bulge with tentacular formations. Structures would grow, collapse, and grow again. I saw that, with sufficient concentration, I could produce a cube, a sphere... I knew that the moms had harvested my liquids for a grimdark purpose, but this was my chance to resist. So I channeled all my energies into one powerful image, and a figure began to rise from the lake. Ten stories tall, with thick arms and wry smile, an incredible Dad stood up and made his way towards the shore. I could see the texture of his beige jumpsuit, and the thought of his penis gave comfort to me.
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# ? Feb 20, 2016 16:09 |
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# ? May 10, 2024 19:35 |
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Wait so SMG is actually funny when he's posting outside of CD?
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# ? Feb 20, 2016 19:15 |