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| In my dreams Football Johnny forever rolls right gesticulating and pump faking and lowering his head into clown rear end fools and he's got a good buzz on and he's throwing incredibly late to a receiver who's been open since the dawn of time and when he completes the touchdown pass he pops a bottle at the club and i wake up and i am Active in my Private Area |
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Mike Silver has already apologized for saying the Browns lied. Boy but what a headline though
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v2vian man posted:Mike Silver has already apologized for saying the Browns lied. Boy but what a headline though The Browns have to take it seriously even if they think he's full of poo poo. Imagine the precedent it could set: "Oh, this player is having concussion symptoms but he went out drinking last night. He's just hungover. Ignore the fact that he got hit in the head on Sunday. Pop two advil and get him in the game."
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Feb 10, 2016 19:26
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v2vian man posted:Mike Silver has already apologized for saying the Browns lied. Boy but what a headline though Still the only thing I remember when someone says Mike Silver: https://twitter.com/mikesilvamedia?lang=pt That dip-poo poo tweeted some dogwhistle bullshit this season and the twitter meltdown was historic. edit: Derail, but here it is: https://twitter.com/MikeSilvaMedia/status/631243925752270849 Chilichimp fucked around with this message at 21:04 on Feb 10, 2016 |
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Feb 10, 2016 21:00
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Chilichimp posted:Still the only thing I remember when someone says Mike Silver: https://twitter.com/mikesilvamedia?lang=pt  \/ \/ I think he was saying that hearing Silver reminds him of Silva idk FUCKFACE MORON fucked around with this message at 21:08 on Feb 10, 2016 |
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Feb 10, 2016 21:05
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Well all the Jews look alike to him.
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Feb 10, 2016 21:07
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DO YALL WANT A HAM posted:
Yes, sorry that wasn't clear. To be fair, I think that idiot had a lot of twitter followers who thought he was Mike Silver. edit: In fact, I'm pretty sure that story got so blown up, because someone broke the news as it being something Mike Silver had tweeted. Chilichimp fucked around with this message at 21:12 on Feb 10, 2016 |
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Feb 10, 2016 21:09
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Chichevache posted:Riley Cooper account spotted 
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Feb 11, 2016 01:38
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Lote posted:The Browns have to take it seriously even if they think he's full of poo poo. Imagine the precedent it could set: "Oh, this player is having concussion symptoms but he went out drinking last night. He's just hungover. Ignore the fact that he got hit in the head on Sunday. Pop two advil and get him in the game." A couple weeks ago I went to a jazz game. We were in the lower bowl right in front of a cement wall and I was drinking quite heavily. loving Hayward couldn't hit an outside shot all game and I kept throwing my head back and smashing it into the wall. I woke up the next morning thinking I was just hung over but I hosed up my morning routine real bad and my pupils apparently weren't dilating. I thought it was hilarious at the time how easy it was to confuse the two!
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Feb 11, 2016 04:08
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quote:They call her C3PO for s reason. TexAgs is a treasure trove right now
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Feb 11, 2016 14:50
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"Draft Johnny Manziel" – a guy using Perl in 2014
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Feb 11, 2016 16:25
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SaltLick posted:TexAgs is a treasure trove right now Hahahaha. I still remember my brother's soon to be father in law, an Aggie, declaring Johnny would change the NFL game forever after he declared for the draft. edit: drop an article Neil Armbong fucked around with this message at 17:56 on Feb 11, 2016 |
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Feb 11, 2016 17:28
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He did change the NFL forever by allowing the Vikings and raiders to draft good qbs.
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Feb 11, 2016 17:49
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He did change football by going from draft day to rehab to coked-up DV incident so fast Christopher Lloyd started shrieking at everyone.
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Feb 12, 2016 05:08
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He changed football forever for managing to find new and creative ways to crush whatever hopes the Browns had left.
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Feb 12, 2016 16:22
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Maybe he forever changed the way draft prospects are analyzed?
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Happy Noodle Boy posted:He changed football forever for managing to find new and creative ways to crush whatever hopes the Browns had left. Manziel sounds similar enough to Modell 
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Speleothing posted:Maybe he forever changed the way draft prospects are analyzed? Uhh well if Aaron Hernandez didn't do that already then we've got some problems.
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Chilichimp posted:Still the only thing I remember when someone says Mike Silver: https://twitter.com/mikesilvamedia?lang=pt They rewarded their team MVP by cutting him before the season even started. What a "Jets" thing to do
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Mike Silva is horrible my god
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Speleothing posted:Maybe he forever changed the way draft prospects are analyzed? Don't let hobos make your draft choices.
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*dresses as a hobo and whispers hackenberg*
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Sharzak posted:A couple weeks ago I went to a jazz game. We were in the lower bowl right in front of a cement wall and I was drinking quite heavily. loving Hayward couldn't hit an outside shot all game and I kept throwing my head back and smashing it into the wall. I woke up the next morning thinking I was just hung over but I hosed up my morning routine real bad and my pupils apparently weren't dilating. I thought it was hilarious at the time how easy it was to confuse the two! You should post in the NBA thread But yeah, I think many of us expected Johnny to flame out, but not nearly this quickly. More of just he sucks and is injured and doesn't work hard enough, as opposed to coming to practice drunk and domestic violence.
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Feb 12, 2016 23:31
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v2vian man posted:Mike Silver has already apologized for saying the Browns lied. Boy but what a headline though Browns lied, Colleen's ear died
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Feb 13, 2016 00:17
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his name is spelled Johnathan Manziel lol
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effectual posted:Don't let hobos make your draft choices. Which is more pathetic, that it's a true story or that he made it up to make it seem that he was one with the people?
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Feb 14, 2016 02:27
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There's a lot of hobos in Cleveland, so it probably happened. I think most of their downtown is surface lots filled with homeless people milling around.
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Feb 14, 2016 03:20
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those are just minorities buddy
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Feb 14, 2016 04:51
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v2vian man posted:those are just minorities buddy Why do you think there are so many anti-homeless laws? (  )
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Feb 14, 2016 04:58
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effectual posted:Why do you think there are so many anti-homeless laws? Because the city wants there to be someone to charge for the ambulance ride after being gunned down by police.
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Feb 14, 2016 12:06
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Donkwich posted:*dresses as a hobo and whispers hackenberg* Manziel at least played well in college.
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Feb 14, 2016 20:29
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sean10mm posted:Manziel at least played well in college. A lot of his highlights are him just dodging incoming tackles and winging it off his back foot, heaping extra work on the receiver(s) to go out of their way to catch a lovely heave. Then the little poo poo is like "gently caress yeah" with a couple fist pumps when the receiver successfully dives for it like it's all him.
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Shimrra Jamaane posted:Which is more pathetic, that it's a true story or that he made it up to make it seem that he was one with the people? I would be all my fuel rebates this story is 100% a lie. Nothing is believable about it.
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Feb 17, 2016 03:46
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Nah its 100% true. Cleveland has a nice riverfront promenade where billionaires and homeless people mingle to discuss athletics.
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Feb 17, 2016 06:55
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Ammanas posted:Nah its 100% true. Cleveland has a nice riverfront promenade where billionaires and homeless people mingle to discuss athletics. I'm not prepared to rule out a homeless man managed to get inside the parking garage for the casino and that's where it actually happened
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Ribsauce posted:I've been wondering this since I heard the story. I think it is probably more pathetic he made it up. For the record, I give the story absolutely no creditability. There is almost a zero percent chance it is true. How many homeless people would recognize Jimmy Haslem? And the idea Jimmy Haslem (or any billionaire) was "walking down the street" is laughable. Old rich guys don't "walk down the street." And the homeless guy recognizes him, gets his attention (the first time in history a billionaire paid attention to a homeless man btw), and all he said was "Draft Manziel" He could have been in his limo buying drugs
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Feb 17, 2016 14:42
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He also could have just walked out of the stadium's office to grab lunch.
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Speleothing posted:He also could have just walked out of the stadium's office to grab lunch. lol if you think any nfl owner except maybe mark davis walks instead of being carried in a palanquin to their helicopter
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Raku posted:lol if you think any nfl owner except maybe mark davis walks instead of being carried in a palanquin to their helicopter Pretty sure Robert Kraft just draws a pentagram in his own tar-like blood and appears at his destination in a cloud of acrid smoke and Alex Spanos rolls up in a bulldozer covered in lightning bolts.
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Raku posted:lol if you think any nfl owner except maybe mark davis walks instead of being carried in a palanquin to their helicopter Even Davis uses his minivan to get to hooters.
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Ribsauce posted:How many homeless people would recognize Jimmy Haslem? I'll bet some would, not everyone who's homeless has been homeless forever.
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