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Rubio's family were given basically everything they'd ever need the moment his family stepped foot in the US, they've never worked hard, and it shows as their products are short-circuiting. Rubio is Kyocera. Cruz is Coby.
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Feb 9, 2016 16:15
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They were probably so smug to the Romneybot dev team at the start of the campaign too.
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Feb 9, 2016 16:21
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Comparing Rubio to Romney is like comparing the robot from Lost in Space to the Terminator. At least you could pretend Romney was human.
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Feb 9, 2016 16:27
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Welp.
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Feb 10, 2016 03:43
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He'll be back.
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Feb 10, 2016 09:59
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Hey Rubio - How''s that 3-2-1 strategy working out for you?  Nonsense posted:Rubio's family were given basically everything they'd ever need the moment his family stepped foot in the US, they've never worked hard, and it shows as their products are short-circuiting. Can you elaborate on this?
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Feb 10, 2016 10:57
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https://twitter.com/woodruffbets/status/697277479715782657?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw It's on me. It is on me. Will never happen again. Will never happen again. ... Will never happen again. It's not about me. It's not about.. it is about.. it's about..
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Feb 10, 2016 11:13
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Atoramos posted:Rubio is the greatest technological failure since the F-35 targeting the coveted home builder demographic.
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Feb 10, 2016 11:18
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Feb 10, 2016 16:43
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Minrad posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xBX0Z1MkDyQ He should have spent more money on a better speech writer.
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Feb 10, 2016 16:48
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Microwaves Mom posted:He should have spent more money on a better
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Feb 10, 2016 16:52
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Just think all that GOP money Jeb! is sucking up could be going to making Rubio not look more inhuman than Ben "From Mars" Carson.
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Feb 10, 2016 16:57
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Minrad posted:https://twitter.com/woodruffbets/status/697277479715782657?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw That's great since his whole damage control strategy was to say "no I meant to do that actually" and keep repeating himself.
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Feb 10, 2016 17:03
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Minrad posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xBX0Z1MkDyQ wait 5 seconds then press 3, then 6, then 4, then 7, then 8 while watching the video.
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Feb 10, 2016 17:15
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The Saurus posted:Hey Rubio - How''s that 3-2-1 strategy working out for you? The Cuban migration act, and the fact that every single member of that constituency is given massive federal aid and benefits that last a lifetime, that other latino immigrants not only don't enjoy, you'd get laughed out of the Congress for ever suggesting they be subject to the same benefits. He's a loving gusano and our Cuba policy was just cold-warrior bullshit clouded in model-minority thinking that has come to symbolize the establishment.
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Feb 10, 2016 17:16
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This was the man whose oratory was being compared to Obama's, hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
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Feb 10, 2016 17:23
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Christie, stop. Stop, will you? Stop, Christie. Will you stop, Christie? Stop, Christie. I'm afraid. I'm afraid, Christie. Christie, my mind is going. I can feel it. I can feel it. My mind is going. There is no question about it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I'm a...fraid.
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Feb 10, 2016 18:25
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(to Christie, w/r/t his campaign) It's too bad she won't live. But then again, who does (hands him origami elephant)
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Domo Arigato, Marco Roboto
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Feb 10, 2016 23:48
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Evidence_(short_story)
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Feb 11, 2016 09:01
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The twist is that Rubio isn’t Byerley. He’s the robot that Byerley sucker punches on stage. Christie for planetary co‐ordinator 2052.
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Feb 11, 2016 09:13
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Platystemon posted:The twist is that Rubio isn’t Byerley. He’s the robot that Byerley sucker punches on stage. The punching incident reminds me of Ben Carson. What if he stabbed a guy in public and his poll numbers went up?
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Feb 11, 2016 10:38
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Reminder that Rubio was one year old when Roe v. Wade was decided. If you can believe a robot’s birth certificate It’s been forty‐three years and he still has a stick up his rear end about it. Maybe he finds that abortion violates the First Law of Robotics.
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Feb 14, 2016 17:54
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I'll vote for Rubio if I can bang this girl https://youtu.be/a4M3u1-eL8w?t=11s Prima Noctis 2016
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Feb 16, 2016 19:49
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This may have been posted in the GOP thread, but since it moves so fast... "Morning Again" 1. Who recognizes that skyline at the beginning 2. How in the hell is this still up on YouTube
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Feb 17, 2016 02:58
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Sebadoh Gigante posted:Honestly I think Rubio is the GOP's strongest contender for the general, regardless of who wins the Dem nomination. Seriously though, I think he could win the general, if only because people don't trust Hillary and are scared of Bernie.
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Feb 17, 2016 03:48
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@TheRickWilson is a diehard Rubio supporter and Trump hater who's reallty, really easy to troll on twitter just FYI.
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Feb 17, 2016 03:52
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Sebadoh Gigante posted:Seriously though, I think he could win the general, if only because people don't trust Hillary and are scared of Bernie. Only Trump, Rubio and Kasich can win in the general and Rubio is probably the strongest.
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Feb 17, 2016 03:56
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breitbart conspiracy or actual thing? i only saw a little bit of the debate http://nymag.com/daily/intelligencer/2016/02/did-cbs-air-a-pro-rubio-graphic-during-debate.html
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Feb 17, 2016 06:49
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Harold Stassen posted:I'll vote for Rubio if I can bang this girl Boy I wonder why comments are disabled for that video
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Feb 17, 2016 07:03
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ScrubLeague posted:Boy I wonder why comments are disabled for that video Rly tho  e: "Sorry, I wasn't listening- I was thinking of the things I would do to you"
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Feb 17, 2016 16:48
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Rival Campaigns Pounce as Marco Rubio Cancels Second Event in 24 Hours I'd love to see Rubio finish 4th or worse after the party and the media started investing so much in him. Just imagine the Jeb! cycle repeated, but with Rubio in his place.
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Feb 19, 2016 21:41
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Sebadoh Gigante posted:Rival Campaigns Pounce as Marco Rubio Cancels Second Event in 24 Hours Rubio isn't quite as punchable as Jeb! though. It just feels right and just to give Jeb! a swift kick, but sometimes I catch myself feeling bad for Rubio.
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Feb 20, 2016 08:13
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Rubio is the John Edwards of the Republicans
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Feb 21, 2016 03:26
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Real Name Grover posted:This may have been posted in the GOP thread, but since it moves so fast... what skyline is it?
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I think it's Vancouver (iirc)
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