aleksendr posted:

We all can given enough effort, its not a competition.

What make the 4th stim stuff "comedy worth" is the complete lack of undestanding of real torture methodology, science and logic, like pain mesurable in units, electricty having flavors, the possibility of being penectomised multiple time (do they do it by inches ?) and arbitrary de-skeletonization on a specific day of the year.

Good horror writing has pacing, tension, build-up and reveal, like a magic trick that make you puke at the last moment. The Stimpire, as written, are just plastic toys ripping into each others, nothing really horrific there, just bad torture porn.

Lack of Gravitas posted:

If CIG stopped making those 10fortheX and whatever-the-Verse for a week or two, this thread would turn on itself like a pack of rabid dogs for lack of external entertainment

EightAce posted:

There were two horses

Gizmondo and Star Citizen ... For real look it up . Wink wink

Beet Wagon posted:

Thank you, he's my favorite dog too!

LowellDND posted:

Oh hey, Im in Arlington.

Omi-Polari posted:

My moment of glory in this thread was discovering Star Citizen the many months ago.

But I could never figure out the connection to CIG. The horse is actually owned by the ruling family of Dubai.

This is my white whale. I will pursue it to the ends of the earth.

EightAce posted:

.....No , what makes it comedy worth is that it's indicative of some of the hard core 'head the balls' that are funding this unprotected anal rape of autistic fan boys

Wulfling posted:

I'm sorry.

I used to live there, I'm glad I no longer do.

I'd suggest a DFW meet up for Smarties in this thread, but I'd worry about it being crashed by Crobers more zealous fans. Lets not Congregate and open ourselves up for a bloodbath from some lovely religious fanatic.

Daztek posted:

Wulfling posted:

I'm sorry.

I used to live there, I'm glad I no longer do.

I'd suggest a DFW meet up for Smarties in this thread, but I'd worry about it being crashed by Crobers more zealous fans. Lets not Congregate and open ourselves up for a bloodbath from some lovely religious fanatic.

Daztek posted:

Eonwe posted:

this thread has been pretty poo poo, and not in the normal good way

c2usaf2004 posted:

Dafuq is wrong with her teeth!?!?!??

Dementropy posted:

EightAce posted:

There is so much more ........

Tijuana Bibliophile posted:

Well you shouldn't repost a dog image you used before

Thread needs more dog pics

Tijuana Bibliophile posted:

How 'bout you make it the Alamo and post an invitation on Reddit

spacetoaster posted:

DOES SHE KNOW THE TERRIBLE SECRET OF SPACE?!?!?!?!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3_t2HDFM4nQ

aleksendr posted:

We all can given enough effort, its not a competition.

What make the 4th stim stuff "comedy worth" is the complete lack of undestanding of real torture methodology, science and logic, like pain mesurable in units, electricty having flavors, the possibility of being penectomised multiple time (do they do it by inches ?) and arbitrary de-skeletonization on a specific day of the year.

Good horror writing has pacing, tension, build-up and reveal, like a magic trick that make you puke at the last moment. The Stimpire, as written, are just plastic toys ripping into each others, nothing really horrific there, just bad torture porn.

Daztek posted:

Google Butt posted:

yea free the sane poster constantly complaining about their boss, fawning over their boyfriend and threatening to kill the vp of marketing for a video game in the star citizen thread

EBERT posted:

There are actors on board capable of splendid performances. The commander of the fleet is played by David Warner, who brings utter believability to, alas, banal dialogue. Two of the other officers, played by Tcheky Karyo and Prochnow, are also fine; I'd like to see them in a real Navy movie. Prinze shows again an easy grace and instant likeability. Matthew Lillard, as a hotshot pilot named Maniac, gets into a daredevil competition with the Holder character, and I enjoyed their energy. And the perfectly named Saffron Burrows has a pleasing presence as the head of the pilot squadron, although having recently seen her in a real movie (Mike Figgis' "The Loss Of Sexual Innocence,'' at Sundance), I assume she took this role to pay the utility bills.

These actors, alas, are at the service of a submoronic script and special effects that look like a video game writ large. "Wing Commander'' arrives at the end of a week that began with the death of the creator of "2001: A Space Odyssey.'' Close the pod bay door, Hal. And turn off the lights.

Chairman Wao posted:

It doesn't matter how much you brush you can't get rid of EVIL PLAQUE

Tijuana Bibliophile posted: