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Cowman
Feb 14, 2006

Beware the Cow





KiddieGrinder posted:

I'm the stupidly outdated worthless and probably very expensive (but still made in China) pocketwatch.

edit: matches and a lighter? Wow! :monocle: I'm very surprised he doesn't have a Zippo.

I collect pocket watches :smith:

I don't wear them out much, I just like to have them :shrug:

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symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

Nolgthorn posted:

This is why we failed in Iraq.
well, also, Bush

that was also a reason

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot

Nolgthorn posted:

This is why we failed in Iraq.

:drat:

Octy
Apr 1, 2010

Lastgirl posted:

yea man what the gently caress

bring back Rome

actually I heard HBO was working on I, Claudius....

hmm..

carry on~

HBO has been 'working' on I, Claudius since at least 2011. I've given up hope of even getting a pilot.

Ork of Fiction
Jul 22, 2013

gently caress the ROW posted:

the way the white girl raises her hand and yells "I SAID PERSON OF COLOR" was the best part, like she should get a prize for it or something

We've gone through 6 new-hires in the past 2 months at my work. All but one of them have been 20-something white girls w/ rainbow hair, granny glasses or a lovely undercut, and all of those have quit because they "feel unsafe" around the "street people" that wash in.
Well, that's my millennial update.

Larry Parrish
Jul 9, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Ork of Fiction posted:

We've gone through 6 new-hires in the past 2 months at my work. All but one of them have been 20-something white girls w/ rainbow hair, granny glasses or a lovely undercut, and all of those have quit because they "feel unsafe" around the "street people" that wash in.
Well, that's my millennial update.

And people tell me it's not racist to want to segregate cultures to protect them from the Filthy Whites or whatever

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Octy posted:

HBO has been 'working' on I, Claudius since at least 2011. I've given up hope of even getting a pilot.

:smith:
















:smithicide:

Phil Moscowitz
Feb 19, 2007

If blood be the price of admiralty,
Lord God, we ha' paid in full!

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

Octy posted:

HBO has been 'working' on I, Claudius since at least 2011. I've given up hope of even getting a pilot.

Deadwood movie, same

HBO sucks

soy
Jul 7, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Stop doxxing me

Cowman
Feb 14, 2006

Beware the Cow






Phi-din?

WorldsStongestNerd
Apr 28, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
I was born in 82. I liked flannel before it was cool, have a manly beard, and make my own wine. Am I a millennial? If so what's the best way to commit suicide.

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

WorldsStrongestNerd posted:

I was born in 82. I liked flannel before it was cool, have a manly beard, and make my own wine. Am I a millennial? If so what's the best way to commit suicide.
drone strike

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO

probably what vikings looked like (shaving parts of your head and leaving other parts long is not new to our culture :ssh:)

veni veni veni
Jun 5, 2005


WorldsStrongestNerd posted:

I was born in 82. I liked flannel before it was cool, have a manly beard, and make my own wine. Am I a millennial? If so what's the best way to commit suicide.

Yes/bullet to the back of the head.

KiddieGrinder
Nov 15, 2005

HELP ME

Cowman posted:

I collect pocket watches :smith:

I don't wear them out much, I just like to have them :shrug:

I'm sorry. :glomp:

naem
May 29, 2011

WorldsStrongestNerd posted:

I was born in 82. I liked flannel before it was cool, have a manly beard, and make my own wine. Am I a millennial? If so what's the best way to commit suicide.

No you might be Paul giamotti in the smash hit 2005 movie sideways

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO

WorldsStrongestNerd posted:

I was born in 82. I liked flannel before it was cool, have a manly beard, and make my own wine. Am I a millennial? If so what's the best way to commit suicide.

congrats you were inb4 what you h8, change or die

Cacator
Aug 6, 2005

You're quite good at turning me on.

WorldsStrongestNerd posted:

I was born in 82. I liked flannel before it was cool, have a manly beard, and make my own wine. Am I a millennial? If so what's the best way to commit suicide.

I was going to suggest seppuku but I guess that's considered cultural appropriation

Phil Moscowitz
Feb 19, 2007

If blood be the price of admiralty,
Lord God, we ha' paid in full!

nomadologique posted:

probably what vikings looked like (shaving parts of your head and leaving other parts long is not new to our culture :ssh:)

lol did they groom with organic oils and moisturizers on a daily basis, and wear trendy $30 snorgtees too?

Phil Moscowitz
Feb 19, 2007

If blood be the price of admiralty,
Lord God, we ha' paid in full!
http://odin-gear.com/

very NOrse and much like our ancestors

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
ah yes an infamous practice, hygiene

you can indeed find our ancestors lambasting anyone who took a bath, for being effete

rubbing yourself in oil has been a long and beloved tradition in western culture, except in the dark ages, when people forgot how to bathe, which is why everyone who visited europe for about a thousand years was like "those guys are loving disgusting, do not go there, they smell and they sleep with their animals and then wonder why they get the plague"

naem
May 29, 2011

Phil Moscowitz posted:

http://odin-gear.com/

very NOrse and much like our ancestors

I usually kinda hate hipster beards but these guys pull it off pretty

Rondette
Nov 4, 2009

Your friendly neighbourhood Postie.



Grimey Drawer

Octy posted:

HBO has been 'working' on I, Claudius since at least 2011. I've given up hope of even getting a pilot.

Just go and watch the excellent, luvvie filled, wonky setted, BRIAN BLESSED version from 1976. It also has PATRICK STEWART WITH HAIR, Jon Hurt, plus a load of actors that you'll be driven crazy by trying to place what you have seen them in before. And lots of T&A.

You can actually watch the first episode here-
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gfxt9zKeNL4

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams

Cowman posted:

I collect pocket watches :smith:

I don't wear them out much, I just like to have them :shrug:

Do you work on them? I've been thinking about learning how to repair them. I have a feeling that my current hobby of drinking and smoking might be coming to it's end after a glorious 30 years or so.

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy
As if a shaky handed drunk could ever fix a pocket watch.

Rondette
Nov 4, 2009

Your friendly neighbourhood Postie.



Grimey Drawer

Cowman posted:

I collect pocket watches :smith:

I don't wear them out much, I just like to have them :shrug:

I don't see the problem with having what might be considered an esoteric hobby. It's when you feel the need to define your ENTIRE IDENTITY around whatever it is you like doing, that's when it gets weird.

CuddleCryptid
Jan 11, 2013

Things could be going better

Rondette posted:

I don't see the problem with having what might be considered an esoteric hobby. It's when you feel the need to define your ENTIRE IDENTITY around whatever it is you like doing, that's when it gets weird.

If I have to hear the phrase As a gamer one more time

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

as a collector and purveyor of fine pornography,

Grand Prize Winner
Feb 19, 2007


I got smashed on rolling rock last night and can't find my knife. Am I a millennial??

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

Grand Prize Winner posted:

I got smashed on rolling rock last night and can't find my knife. Am I a millennial??
check your anal cavity

Phil Moscowitz
Feb 19, 2007

If blood be the price of admiralty,
Lord God, we ha' paid in full!

naem posted:

I usually kinda hate hipster beards but these guys pull it off pretty

probably because they are ripped grizzled dudes who actually should have beards and not dudes like this

Anza Borrego
Feb 11, 2005

Ovis canadensis nelsoni

Mad Monk posted:

Do you work on them? I've been thinking about learning how to repair them. I have a feeling that my current hobby of drinking and smoking might be coming to it's end after a glorious 30 years or so.

Come visit the watch thread in W&W.

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
The more ripped you are the more ok it becomes to have a beard. It is known

naem
May 29, 2011

Grand Prize Winner posted:

I got smashed on rolling rock last night and can't find my knife. Am I a millennial??

You could just be from Ohio

Dave Concepcion
Mar 19, 2012

naem posted:

I usually kinda hate hipster beards but these guys pull it off pretty

yeah

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
It's not hipster if it has muscles

Phil Moscowitz
Feb 19, 2007

If blood be the price of admiralty,
Lord God, we ha' paid in full!
Yeah man just like there are no gay guys who can beat me up

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO

Phil Moscowitz posted:

probably because they are ripped grizzled dudes who actually should have beards and not dudes like this



incredible schnozz from teh side, unremarkable schnozz from teh front

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Wengy
Feb 6, 2008

naem posted:

No you might be Paul giamotti in the smash hit 2005 movie sideways

It's 2005 and this is easily in my top five movies, so loving good.

Also I am a millennial and I've sure read this entire terrible thread.

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