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Gridlocked
Aug 2, 2014

MR. STUPID MORON
WITH AN UGLY FACE
AND A BIG BUTT
AND HIS BUTT SMELLS
AND HE LIKES TO KISS
HIS OWN BUTT
by Roger Hargreaves

RNG posted:

Bread soup is a real thing.

Bread soup contains more then just bread.

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EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
Minecraft, anybody?



No? Very well.



Also:

Marius Pontmercy
Apr 2, 2007

Liberte
Egalite
Beyonce

EorayMel posted:

Minecraft, anybody?



No? Very well.




The Struggle Lunch. I know thee well.

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


Solice Kirsk posted:

That's just stuffing.

Are you suggesting there's something wrong with eating stuffing by itself

GrandpaPants
Feb 13, 2006


Free to roam the heavens in man's noble quest to investigate the weirdness of the universe!


I thought this was a rice krispie square before I blew up the picture.

Uhn
Oct 6, 2011

here comes george
in control

lidnsya
Nov 14, 2007
<img src="https://fi.somethingawful.com/customtitles/title-lidnsya.jpg"><br>All aboard the sleepy train!
Maybe once or twice a year I make what I call Cat Lady Christmas, which is chicken, a package of dry Stovetop stuffing mix, loose corn, dried cranberries, and condensed cream of mushroom soup all mixed together and baked, sometimes with cheese on top if I'm feeling extravagant. It's loving delicious, tbh.

Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.


lidnsya posted:

Maybe once or twice a year I make what I call Cat Lady Christmas, which is chicken, a package of dry Stovetop stuffing mix, loose corn, dried cranberries, and condensed cream of mushroom soup all mixed together and baked, sometimes with cheese on top if I'm feeling extravagant. It's loving delicious, tbh.

Yeah that sounds awesome.

Well a family member bought me a giant box of tomatoes I have to use before they go bad. Besides making a poo poo ton of salsa in the coming days, I'm also just eating them however the hell I can. The pic below is not my tomato-onion salad, but it is very similar.

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Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Didn't know they were opening a Dexter themed restaurant.

Samizdata
May 14, 2007

Solice Kirsk posted:

Didn't know they were opening a Dexter themed restaurant.

:golfclap:

Sanguinary Novel
Jan 27, 2009

You should really see a proctologist about that

DJ Fuckboy Supreme
Feb 10, 2011

And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill


Chocolate-strawberry shartcake

Ramos
Jul 3, 2012


EorayMel posted:

Minecraft, anybody?



This is pretty normal in a variety of countries. It's just straight up just rice and whatever else in a plastic container. Rip off foil top, flip it over, put it in the microwave. Bam, you've got a chunk of lunch done. There's always the crappy over processed ones, but several are quite good.

Zipperelli.
Apr 3, 2011



Nap Ghost

Ramos posted:

This is pretty normal in a variety of countries. It's just straight up just rice and whatever else in a plastic container. Rip off foil top, flip it over, put it in the microwave. Bam, you've got a chunk of lunch done. There's always the crappy over processed ones, but several are quite good.

Just looks like leftover takeout fried rice that's been refrigerated, and was dumped out of the little carton to be microwaved. Nothing AFP about this.

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author

RNG posted:

Bread soup is a real thing.

This reminds me, I found a bunch of Russian cookbooks for peasants from the Tsarist era that had recipes for things like "bread soup" and "beer soup," which if I remember correctly was imperial stout, a couple of beaten eggs, salt, and some parsley. I should dig those up and make something and post the trip report here.

El Estrago Bonito
Dec 17, 2010

Scout Finch Bitch
Both beer soup and bread soup are super delicious, there is a beer garden type place near me that makes both and I get them all the time.

hackbunny
Jul 22, 2007

I haven't been on SA for years but the person who gave me my previous av as a joke felt guilty for doing so and decided to get me a non-shitty av

hackbunny posted:

Q: Honey what's for dinner?
A:

AnonSpore posted:

With the two forks I thought it was pulled pork in the middle of being pulled.

We have a winner! It's a ham hock that was just separated from the bone. It's sold pre-cooked and vacuum-packed, and there are two ways to prepare it: remove from vacuum pocket, add seasoning, bake with some potatoes; or the lazy way where you just boil the whole thing still packed, and then unload it in a plate, gelatin and all. This is what the lazy way ends up looking like (well, it was also overcooked a little). When you bake it with potatoes, the potatoes soak up the gelatin and it not only looks better but tastes wonderful (the lazy way is just meh taste-wise)

The liquid part is not water BTW, but about 9 parts gelatin, 1 part lard

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Zipperelli. posted:

Just looks like leftover takeout fried rice that's been refrigerated, and was dumped out of the little carton to be microwaved. Nothing AFP about this.

Yeah, it's even got the ubiquitous ham bits in it.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀


Tubifex cubes are not fit for human consumption.



:airquote:Bacteria free:airquote:

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
Something something no pizza rules and loose corn



This is a crab sandwich



This is gelatin.



This is... like that time in Jackass where steve-o ate all the ingredients for an omelet, vomited them all out, then cooked the vomit into an omelet to eat it again.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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EorayMel posted:



This is... like that time in Jackass where steve-o ate all the ingredients for an omelet, vomited them all out, then cooked the vomit into an omelet to eat it again.



Those arms are probably shaking their fists in impotent rage at that meal.

canis minor
May 4, 2011

In Poland we've got this:



which is sweet bun, soaked in milk. Usually eaten with add-on of honey, sugar or jam.

There's also Sour rye soup and this:



Stale bread soup (preparation guide in polish)

RNG
Jul 9, 2009

twoday posted:

This reminds me, I found a bunch of Russian cookbooks for peasants from the Tsarist era that had recipes for things like "bread soup" and "beer soup," which if I remember correctly was imperial stout, a couple of beaten eggs, salt, and some parsley. I should dig those up and make something and post the trip report here.

I see your beer soup and raise you bread beer. Although it just sounds like malta goya and I'd really like to try it.

zedprime
Jun 9, 2007

yospos

RNG posted:

I see your beer soup and raise you bread beer. Although it just sounds like malta goya and I'd really like to try it.
Beer is already bread beer, we've just started baking the grains loose instead of making loaves first.

Can confirm kvass is basically just rye malta.

the_sea_hag
Oct 9, 2012
LOAF FANCIER

RNG posted:

I see your beer soup and raise you bread beer. Although it just sounds like malta goya and I'd really like to try it.

I made it once, though I think if I made it again I would go with something other than champagne yeast. It tastes like honey and bread, and is reasonably easy to make.

Pookah
Aug 21, 2008

🪶Caw🪶





Don't forget Bread Sauce; it looks pretty terrible but is actually very delicious indeed.

Mymla
Aug 12, 2010

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Really nailed the "wretching cat" body language

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology



I NEED THIS

ACES CURE PLANES
Oct 21, 2010



cash crab posted:

I NEED THIS

I looked it up, and it was apparently a fifty dollar kickstarter thing that sold out just about a year ago.

Welp.

RandomPauI
Nov 24, 2006


Grimey Drawer
So what you're saying is we need to do a knockoff kickstarter with a vomiting frog...

Genius!

Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.


:catstare:

My mom is a potter, she could make similar things so damned easy. BRB, have to put an order in.

Tony Bologna
Sep 21, 2007

Talk real good 'cause I'm smart and stuff
That's way too much salsa...

The Ferret King
Nov 23, 2003

cluck cluck

Tony Bologna posted:

That's way too much salsa...

Whatever you say, pussy.

El Estrago Bonito
Dec 17, 2010

Scout Finch Bitch
Every Italian family I know owns a rooster pitcher/barfing chicken that is used for sauce and/or salad dressing.

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

mds2
Apr 8, 2004


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I just watched Ming Tsai melt roughly a half a pound of butter, put a handful of loose corn in it, then pour it on a plate. Ta da!


Edit: every time I watch him cook I think he's got no clue what he's doing.

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twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author

RNG posted:

I see your beer soup and raise you bread beer. Although it just sounds like malta goya and I'd really like to try it.

Kvass is great, but it's really more like bread soda. It often tastes very lighly of plums, but overwhelmingly of rye bread. I love it, but most people who try it for the first time hate it.

Yoshi Jjang
Oct 5, 2011

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renard



Oh hey, my friend's brother ran that Kickstarter. I've got one sitting on my dining table.

They might be considering another production run.

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Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Yoshi Jjang posted:

Oh hey, my friend's brother ran that Kickstarter. I've got one sitting on my dining table.

They might be considering another production run.

Would they consider making one in the shape of a moose or other ungulate?

clarification edit:
I would like to hold the antlers and pour gravy out of it's rear end onto Thanksgiving foods.

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