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Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

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Splizwarf
Jun 15, 2007
It's like there's a soup can in front of me!
she wore the most impressive of merkins, a sturdy hirsute bifold more than twelve inches in depth

hyperhazard
Dec 4, 2011

I am the one lascivious
With magic potion niveous

Gorilla Salad posted:

What are they even supposed to be?

These things. But hilariously shaped.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless


Are you serious, whoever?

kimbo305
Jun 9, 2007

actually, yeah, I am a little mad
Lol, that cat.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

Say Nothing posted:



Are you serious, whoever?

I thought you wiped front to back specifically to keep your pussy from getting trapped under stool.





















I'll just show myself out now.

Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost

Say Nothing posted:



Are you serious, whoever?

Hey man, ya gotta get sex ed out to the kids somehow

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

dumb.
Apr 11, 2014

-=💀=-


http://news.mongabay.com/2012/08/penis-snake-discovered-in-brazil-is-actually-a-rare-species-of-amphibian/

Roro
Oct 9, 2012

HOO'S HEAD GOES ALL THE WAY AROUND?

Every time I see the penis snake, I'm struck by what an unfortunate creature it is.

Or maybe it's fortunate.

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

Splizwarf posted:

she wore the most impressive of merkins, a sturdy hirsute bifold more than twelve inches in depth

The mightiest of merkins

Moon Potato
May 12, 2003

It's hard to get excited when you've been around the same group of trees for several hundred years.

cakesmith handyman
Jul 22, 2007

Pip-Pip old chap! Last one in is a rotten egg what what.

Roro posted:

Every time I see the penis snake, I'm struck by what an unfortunate creature it is.

Or maybe it's fortunate.

It doesn't live in China so that's fortunate at least

Perestroika
Apr 8, 2010

kimbo305
Jun 9, 2007

actually, yeah, I am a little mad

Pneub
Mar 12, 2007

I'M THE DEVIL, AND I WILL WASH OVER THE EARTH AND THE SEAS WILL RUN RED WITH THE BLOOD OF ALL THE SINNERS

I AM REBORN

1.) Your thumb Before Butthole

2.) This explains itself

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.






Dik Hz
Feb 22, 2004

Fun with Science

A Glistening Hodor posted this in the Meme thread, but it belongs here.


Also, Ted Cruz is a penis face.

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!


If a picture is a thousand words, this one is just "douchebags!" Over and over

Davfff
Oct 27, 2008

Soulex posted:

If a picture is a thousand words, this one is just "douchebags!" Over and over

you getting intimidated by the picture bro?

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

You don't know me bro

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

Soulex posted:

If a picture is a thousand words, this one is just "douchebags!" Over and over

You can just smell the Axe Body Spray.

RoyKeen
Jul 24, 2007

Grimey Drawer

Solice Kirsk posted:

You can just smell the Axe Body Spray.

It's Ed Hardy for the blind.

Ewan
Sep 29, 2008

Ewan is tired of his reputation as a serious Simon. I'm more of a jokester than you people think. My real name isn't even Ewan, that was a joke it's actually MARTIN! LOL fooled you again, it really is Ewan! Look at that monkey with a big nose, Ewan is so random! XD

Soulex posted:

If a picture is a thousand words, this one is just "douchebags!" Over and over
Look at those people drinking beer and having fun by a river. They're not wearing shirts and OMG some have tattoos! And there's women in bikinis! Douchebags!
:goonsay:

Ewan has a new favorite as of 14:39 on Feb 20, 2016

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

Hit too close to home for you?

KnifeWrench
May 25, 2007

Practical and safe.

Bleak Gremlin

Soulex posted:

Hit too close to home for you?

It's okay. Everyone thinks you are Cool and Tough. The happy outdoorsy people can't hurt you.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
No they're douchebags alright trust me on this.

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
Pros: multicultural gathering of men and women enjoying the outdoors

Cons: everyone is holding a cigar and a domestic beer

Neutral: the fat guy who kept his shirt on to go swimming

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

It will never cease to amaze me what people will argue about. (I was going to say goons, but let's be honest, it's people in general)

DavidAlltheTime
Feb 14, 2008

All David...all the TIME!
Love me a cigar by a river. The babble of the water at I inhale, the flow of the smoke masking my view of the river's own sweet flow on the exhale. Real douchebag, me. I wear sunglasses sometimes too.

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

DavidAlltheTime posted:

I wear sunglasses sometimes too.

You fucken piece of poo poo.

Fashionable Jorts
Jan 18, 2010

Maybe if I'm busy it could keep me from you



One of them even has tattoos.

Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost

Soulex posted:

If a picture is a thousand words, this one is just "douchebags!" Over and over


Ewan posted:

Look at those people drinking beer and having fun by a river. They're not wearing shirts and OMG some have tattoos! And there's women in bikinis! Douchebags!
:goonsay:

High school was years ago, guys.

pik_d
Feb 24, 2006

follow the white dove





TRP Post of the Month October 2021

Soulex posted:

If a picture is a thousand words, this one is just "douchebags!" Over and over

I feel like I remember that being the top rated comment on awfulyearbook for some dude posing in his mom's garage

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Shut up and rerail.

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

pik_d posted:

I feel like I remember that being the top rated comment on awfulyearbook for some dude posing in his mom's garage

It was. That and "Optimus prime herpes." Were my favorite

It's a shame SA Yearbook is dead. It was hilarious while it lasted. I came too late, but some of the comments and pictures there are loving hilarious. Years before r/ roastme or whatever.


Also people mad at that comment is interesting. Why take things so serious?

Soulex has a new favorite as of 17:19 on Feb 22, 2016

Koivunen
Oct 7, 2011

there's definitely no logic
to human behaviour

"I noticed this growing on my dog's leg, what is it?"

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

Christ, what an rear end in a top hat.

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Lazy_Liberal
Sep 17, 2005

These stones are :sparkles: precious :sparkles:
What's the deal with that fuzzy pepperoni?

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