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bobjr
Oct 16, 2012

Roose is loose.
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Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Is this just a guy smashing a tray of McDonalds into his face, or is there a tiny rocket I'm just not seeing?

Maker Of Shoes
Sep 4, 2006

AWWWW YISSSSSSSSSS
DIS IS MAH JAM!!!!!!

Solice Kirsk posted:

Is this just a guy smashing a tray of McDonalds into his face, or is there a tiny rocket I'm just not seeing?

"I'm going to film myself being TOTALLY WHACKY in front of COMPLETE STRANGERS for the INTERNET!"

JorgeHWB
Jan 15, 2016

Aww, ugly duckling...
bawk-bawk
https://i.imgur.com/swFMMHW.gifv

https://i.imgur.com/7zxvR8g.gifv

JorgeHWB has a new favorite as of 19:40 on Feb 19, 2016

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

As soon as that gif started the song from The Natural began to play in my head.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1MQ4ZIBoEd4

poorlifedecision
Feb 13, 2012
Lipstick Apathy

Coca Koala posted:

Toxicity in esports is something that companies like Valve and Riot take pretty seriously, because if you can't log into a game without a thirteen year old calling you a loving human being constantly, you're not going to play the game and if you don't play the game, then Valve and Riot don't make any money. It's easy to ban the 13 year old for being an abusive prick, but now you have a situation where you have high profile, extremely visible players playing the game in what is essentially a massive advertising campaign for the game, right? And if the 13 year old sees this pro player saying something nasty to another pro player and nothing happens, then he's going to start making a bunch of noise about how "Well, why did I get banned when these guys can say what they want, and nothing happens?"

People also neglect to think about how a team would handle a player mic'd up for 10 minutes verbally harassing a teammate or other player. They would probably get in trouble, at least forced to make an apology by the team. Teams don't like to look like they're full of dickheads. It's bad publicity. Players get fined for writing bad poo poo on their eyeblack and not saying a word to other players.

Also in real sports if you trash talk too much one of two things happen. The refs/umps will get involved or the other team is going to physically assault you during play. Get ready to get checked/beaned/head hit/have your knee taken out/fouled.

Maker Of Shoes
Sep 4, 2006

AWWWW YISSSSSSSSSS
DIS IS MAH JAM!!!!!!

Chichevache posted:

As soon as that gif started the song from The Natural began to play in my head.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1MQ4ZIBoEd4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BaWrchi_x6k

poorlifedecision
Feb 13, 2012
Lipstick Apathy

That's what was playing in mine as well.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Having done this exact same thing only racking myself at the same time, my heart goes out to this kid.

Flash Gordon Ramsay
Sep 28, 2004

Grimey Drawer

Solice Kirsk posted:

Having done this exact same thing only racking myself at the same time, my heart goes out to this kid.

I'm pretty sure its not a heart he needs but an L2 veratbrae

Magnus Manfist
Mar 10, 2013

veedubfreak posted:

I will never understand the false confidence that people like this have. That kid might be 110 pounds soaking wet and he's acting like he's the greatest boxer of all time. Hell, from the looks of the trunks, he can't be more than about 4'9".

You know how weight classes work, right?

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Flash Gordon Ramsay posted:

I'm pretty sure its not a heart he needs but an L2 veratbrae

Just get a L1 vertebrae and kill some enemies until you hit L2.

Evilreaver
Feb 26, 2007

GEORGE IS GETTIN' AUGMENTED!
Dinosaur Gum

Solice Kirsk posted:

Just get a L1 vertebrae and kill some enemies until you hit L2.

Sure, but I doubt he has the spine for a non-pacifist run

Rondette
Nov 4, 2009

Your friendly neighbourhood Postie.



Grimey Drawer

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

Jack Whittaker's story on his lottery win and the destruction that it caused is a real sad tale, true schadenfreude for us all.
http://www.bloomberg.com/bw/articles/2012-12-13/lottery-winner-jack-whittakers-losing-ticket

drat that's sad. I feel bad for the guy. This bit annoyed me though-

quote:

“Today is my birthday—I’m 65 years old,” he said, and then explained his policy of not giving interviews, except for money. I suggested that he’d been through experiences that no sane man would want to go through, that others might benefit from being able to understand, and that was why he should speak to me for free. I told him that his story was an American story, about the belief in luck and the damage people can do while meaning to do good.

I'M SPESHAL!

china bot
Sep 7, 2014

you listen HERE pal
SAY GOODBYE TO TELEPHONE SEX
Plaster Town Cop

Rondette posted:

drat that's sad. I feel bad for the guy. This bit annoyed me though-

I'M SPESHAL!

Not to start a derail, but that quote made me think of THIS quote from "The Journalist and The Murderer" by Janet Malcolm -

"Every journalist who is not too stupid or too full of himself to notice what is going on knows that what he does is morally indefensible. He is a kind of confidence man, preying on people's vanity, ignorance or loneliness, gaining their trust and betraying them without remorse. Like the credulous widow who wakes up one day to find the charming young man and all her savings gone, so the consenting subject of a piece of nonfiction learns—when the article or book appears—his hard lesson. Journalists justify their treachery in various ways according to their temperaments. The more pompous talk about freedom of speech and "the public's right to know"; the least talented talk about Art; the seemliest murmur about earning a living."

surebet
Jan 10, 2013

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Magres posted:

Also happiness doesn't correlate that strongly with more money after a certain point - I remember reading that making more than ~70k a year doesn't generally make people much happier, but happiness correlates pretty strongly with income up to 70k.

To quote Kanye, 'Having money isn't everything, not having it is.'

Money-to-happiness is a flawed metric though, unless you are in an extremely precarious situation, you don't think in terms of actual dollars, but in terms of what your spending power allows or doesn't.

I had classes that actually advocated that annual raises of more than cost-of-living increases was a waste from an employee satisfaction point of view, and instead you should blow money on bullshit like high-value coffee machines and guest speakers. This was based on questionable studies that point blank asked people if they'd be more motivated in getting a 4% instead of a 3% raise, without properly framing it.

Unless you're having serious financial issues, things motivate you much more than money. Buying a thing, doing a thing, etc. Taking all of 30 seconds to talk to employees about what the extra spending power from a raise during your quarterly/annual review will make them leave the meeting thinking about their projects instead of "geez, I get 30$ more on my paycheck, whoopityfuckingdo".

It's true that there's an upper limit, but it scales way past 70k if you frame it properly.

Scruff McGruff
Feb 13, 2007

Jesus, kid, you're almost a detective. All you need now is a gun, a gut, and three ex-wives.
Yessssssssssssssssss

Judge Moves 'Affluenza Teen' Case To Adult Court

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless


GOTTA STAY FAI
Mar 24, 2005

~no glitter in the gutter~
~no twilight galaxy~
College Slice

drat, six months in county lockup and probation until 2024? I think that's a bit excessive. It's not like he fled the country to avoid prosecution or killed people or something

Rondette
Nov 4, 2009

Your friendly neighbourhood Postie.



Grimey Drawer

china bot posted:

Not to start a derail, but that quote made me think of THIS quote from "The Journalist and The Murderer" by Janet Malcolm -

"Every journalist who is not too stupid or too full of himself to notice what is going on knows that what he does is morally indefensible. He is a kind of confidence man, preying on people's vanity, ignorance or loneliness, gaining their trust and betraying them without remorse. Like the credulous widow who wakes up one day to find the charming young man and all her savings gone, so the consenting subject of a piece of nonfiction learns—when the article or book appears—his hard lesson. Journalists justify their treachery in various ways according to their temperaments. The more pompous talk about freedom of speech and "the public's right to know"; the least talented talk about Art; the seemliest murmur about earning a living."

If I read it right, she also tracked him down, followed his car to his house, "politely" let him finish a conversation with someone, then wandered into his house uninvited and then started hassling him for an interview. Doesn't seem right to me. :(

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you

surebet posted:

It's true that there's an upper limit, but it scales way past 70k if you frame it properly.

Yeah. It's not that money is not useful past a certain point, but that the returns are diminishing. Ask a guy making $30k a year whether he wants a $250 bonus or two extra vacation days, and ask a guy earning $300k whether he wants a $2,500 bonus or two extra vacation days.
First guy probably takes the cash, and the second guy takes the time off.

Sinners Sandwich
Jan 4, 2012

Give me your friend's BURGERS and SANDWICHES, I'll put out the fire.


This is why I don't like European competitive eating leagues, too corrupt

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jw2-EbXnwvs

veedubfreak
Apr 2, 2005

by Smythe

Can we start a kickstarter to lock this rear end in a top hat up in an institution and forgot he exists?

CapitanGarlic
Feb 29, 2004

Much, much more.

veedubfreak posted:

Can we start a kickstarter to lock this rear end in a top hat up in an institution and forgot he exists?

I dunno, I really don't have anything against the Nike social media guy

Wizard Master
Mar 25, 2008

I am the Wizard Master

Coca Koala posted:

Toxicity in esports is something that companies like Valve and Riot take pretty seriously, because if you can't log into a game without a thirteen year old calling you a loving human being constantly, you're not going to play the game and if you don't play the game, then Valve and Riot don't make any money. It's easy to ban the 13 year old for being an abusive prick, but now you have a situation where you have high profile, extremely visible players playing the game in what is essentially a massive advertising campaign for the game, right? And if the 13 year old sees this pro player saying something nasty to another pro player and nothing happens, then he's going to start making a bunch of noise about how "Well, why did I get banned when these guys can say what they want, and nothing happens?"

It's not a big deal when it's only one 13 year old, but there's a lot of assholes and there's a lot of assholes playing games like CS:GO or League or DOTA or whatever. It's way easier (and, honestly, probably better for the health of the game) to just crack down on pro players being dicks than it is to set up some weird double standard where you ban the abusive child who plays after school, but have some hidden (or non-existent) punishment for the abusive child who plays professionally.

Also, you have to consider that yeah, a lot of the esports players who are on teams like this are pretty young, think under twenty. They're teenagers, they're going to do teenage poo poo, and sometimes teenagers need to get grounded. You can't take away their video game privileges because that's tantamount to firing them, but suspending their allowance for a few weeks and making them go to an anti-bullying seminar seems like a pretty reasonable punishment for a teenager.

Wow really.

Gamma Nerd
May 14, 2012

veedubfreak posted:

Can we start a kickstarter to lock this rear end in a top hat up in an institution and forgot he exists?

Kanye's megalomania is entertaining, you whining humorless prick.

Birb Katter
Sep 18, 2010

BOATS STOPPED
CARBON TAX AXED
TURNBULL AS PM
LIBERALS WILL BE RE-ELECTED IN A LANDSLIDE

Gamma Nerd posted:

Kanye's megalomania is his brand, he's not going to stop it while he gets attention, and therefore money, for it.

Rondette
Nov 4, 2009

Your friendly neighbourhood Postie.



Grimey Drawer

He's not getting much money for it by all accounts.

Getting Likes and Retweets doesn't get you money (afaik)

Birb Katter
Sep 18, 2010

BOATS STOPPED
CARBON TAX AXED
TURNBULL AS PM
LIBERALS WILL BE RE-ELECTED IN A LANDSLIDE

Rondette posted:

He's not getting much money for it by all accounts.

Getting Likes and Retweets doesn't get you money (afaik)

Getting publicity keeps people thinking about you and shelling out for your music though. It's just self promotion rather than paid advertising. Kind of like Trump, why pay for ads when everyone is talking about you anyway.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

mds2
Apr 8, 2004


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Oh poo poo, was this tonight? Any more gifs of it?

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


mds2 posted:

Oh poo poo, was this tonight? Any more gifs of it?

That was pretty much the whole fight. They just got tired and kept falling over. You either need to watch the whole thing or be satisfied with the one gif.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
https://medium.com/@taliajane/an-open-letter-to-my-ceo-fb73df021e7a#.m4ojyuy72

Double Punctuation
Dec 30, 2009

Ships were made for sinking;
Whiskey made for drinking;
If we were made of cellophane
We'd all get stinking drunk much faster!

GOTTA STAY FAI posted:

drat, six months in county lockup and probation until 2024? I think that's a bit excessive. It's not like he fled the country to avoid prosecution or killed people or something

You missed the part where, if he violates probation again (which he will), he could get 40 years in jail (which he will).

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013




Hahahahaha

quote:

UPDATE: As of 5:43pm PST, I have been officially let go from the company.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Seems like finding a better job would have solved all her problems. This is probably a good thing for her.

rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005

Did she move to San Francisco for a low level customer service job?

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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rodbeard posted:

Did she move to San Francisco for a low level customer service job?

Yup. But you can't blame her. She wanted to move there because she liked the weather. Really this is the city's fault more than hers.

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Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.
All she wanted to do is live in sunny San Fran and be paid to write funny tweets, IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!

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