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Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k

Korelle posted:

He took on the Pope, and won.

If an actual decent human being can't stump the Trump, what chance does Hillary have.

Well, she's not an actual decent human being, so maybe she's got a better chance than we think.



I sure as hell won't be voting for her, though. I don't like her, I haven't since her 2008 campaign, and she's done jack poo poo to convince me she's any different. Doesn't mean I'm voting for Trump, jesus christ no, but I won't be voting for Hillary Clinton.

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Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
when jeb tearfully withdraws, and then shoots himself in the head, his corpse toppling onto his aged father, crushing and killing him, and then george w bush bursts into tears and screams "jesus did this because i did 9/11", trump will get an erection so turgid he actually dies

Dr.Zeppelin
Dec 5, 2003

Adar posted:

Also Trump would have only hired the best pilot while Cruz would let God decide how many pilots the plane would have and if it crashed you were a witch nbd.

someone post the picture of trump's doctor again

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
A handful of ticks thrown at your face 2016

AllanGordon
Jan 26, 2010

by Shine
bernie is a waste

big black turnout
Jan 13, 2009



Fallen Rib

Logikv9 posted:

Trump is dominating Republican primary voters, aka a subsection of a subsection of the general election population. A good result in a population that is somehow compromised of like 10% "whites are the superior race" voters is not indicative of the rest of America :psyduck:

America is a white supremacist nation so uh...

Shifty Pony
Dec 28, 2004

Up ta somethin'



lol

Yeah they'd better get cracking on that. Actually probably too late because early voting is already happening in some ST states.

TROIKA CURES GREEK
Jun 30, 2015

by R. Guyovich

Logikv9 posted:

Trump is dominating Republican primary voters, aka a subsection of a subsection of the general election population. A good result in a population that is somehow compromised of like 10% "whites are the superior race" voters is not indicative of the rest of America :psyduck:

Voters are dumb hth.

Shark Sandwich
Sep 6, 2010

by R. Guyovich
I remember reading Trump had a wall for all the loser candidates. I wonder what's going on it to honor Jeb

Montasque
Jul 18, 2003

Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven
https://twitter.com/TrumpSupport_/status/701174920416460801

Trump fan videos are better than most pro-campaign material.

Also they got the year wrong. Prue Trump.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
https://twitter.com/mviser/status/701177308569280513

oystertoadfish
Jun 17, 2003

in that triumph the insult comic dog iowa thing, when they dressed up tim meadows as ben carson he had a fun line where he was like 'if i was getting in a plane i wouldn't want an experienced pilot, i'd want an outsider with new ideas about flying'

i think the pope is viewed favorably by americans in general and unfavorably by conservatives who pay attention to the news, which i think is why trump made an effort to de-escalate the conflict after he got a few shots in. trump doesn't want to carry a feud with the pope all the way to november, i don't think

Chemtrailologist
Jul 8, 2007
Do you guys think Jeb! will get his mother to give his resignation announcement?

AllanGordon
Jan 26, 2010

by Shine

wow rude posted:

America is a white supremacist nation so uh...

doesnt help when the country decides to let black have a go at leading the country he does such a poo poo job at it

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



Why is Jeb Bush having a party, to celebrate his achievement in breaking 5%

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
I'm loving this dude on CNN explaining that if Clinton magically wins every state but Vermont in a 55-45 split she's gonna be in real trouble.

oystertoadfish
Jun 17, 2003

Phlegmish posted:

Why is Jeb Bush having a party, to celebrate his achievement in breaking 5%

kool-aid will be served

Montasque
Jul 18, 2003

Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven
https://twitter.com/NolteNC/status/701178828014669828

Shark Sandwich
Sep 6, 2010

by R. Guyovich

Phlegmish posted:

Why is Jeb Bush having a party, to celebrate his achievement in breaking 5%

He's having a party for being Mommy's Special Boy

Dr.Zeppelin
Dec 5, 2003

get ready for some smugnate

https://twitter.com/NateSilver538/status/701177764167213058

sharkbomb
Feb 9, 2005

Montasque posted:

https://twitter.com/TrumpSupport_/status/701174920416460801

Trump fan videos are better than most pro-campaign material.

Also they got the year wrong. Prue Trump.

I'm laughing at the Sarah Palin part of that video - it required so much editing to turn her endorsement into a coherent sentence suitable for an ad.

Magical Zero
Aug 21, 2008

The colour out of space.

Logikv9 posted:

non-stop negative ads purely comprised of trump saying one thing, and then saying the opposite later

for months, and months. that will have an impact.
Excuse me, Jeb.

You're fired.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Ego-bot posted:

Do you guys think Jeb! will get his mother to give his resignation announcement?

His "resignation" will come when H.W walks out onto stage and says,"Okay that's enough now. THAT'S. ENOUGH! Come inside, don't make me say it again :mad:" and Jeb groans and storms off-stage with his arms hanging limp at his side.

Nanomashoes
Aug 18, 2012


I guess if Nevada had no polls they had to be accurate.

Fried Chicken
Jan 9, 2011

Don't fry me, I'm no chicken!

https://twitter.com/MattBruenig/status/701135863003140096

Oiled and Ready
Oct 11, 2004

He wished it could be as respectable and orthodox as spying. But somehow in his hands the traditional tools and attitudes were always employed toward mean ends: cloak for a laundry sack, dagger to peel potatoes, dossiers to fill up dead Sunday afternoons ...

Montasque posted:

https://twitter.com/TrumpSupport_/status/701174920416460801

Trump fan videos are better than most pro-campaign material.

Also they got the year wrong. Prue Trump.

Wow yeah. That's really high energy. I would've cut Palin for Jamiel Shaw or something but otherwise dayum.

Montasque
Jul 18, 2003

Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven
FOX exit polls(Just broadcasted) Seem to be pretty positive for Rubio and Cruz.

E: Nothing solid yet. They have More numbers coming.

Rocks
Dec 30, 2011

Has Trump won yet

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler

Rocks posted:

Has Trump won yet

trump won first, second, and third places

Swedgin
Aug 22, 2006

by exmarx
https://twitter.com/johnnydollar01/status/701180293395431424

The X-man cometh
Nov 1, 2009
I really want Trump to come in second again so he has another meltdown. Come on Cruz & Kasich!

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos

Rocks posted:

Has Trump won yet

No real info for another hour at least

Mystery Goomba
Jun 4, 2011

Is that real???

edit: oh, that's just late deciders. Nevermind.

Sephiroth_IRA
Mar 31, 2010
hmmmm

Do I still have time to vote in the sc primary?

AllanGordon
Jan 26, 2010

by Shine

Montasque posted:

https://twitter.com/TrumpSupport_/status/701174920416460801

Trump fan videos are better than most pro-campaign material.

Also they got the year wrong. Prue Trump.

trump should just pay to run that a bit on tv stations before the super tuesday primaries

Montasque
Jul 18, 2003

Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven

Mystery Goomba posted:

Is that real???

Yes.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
https://twitter.com/mviser/status/701180839762259968

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

Mystery Goomba posted:

Is that real???

edit: oh, that's just late deciders. Nevermind.

Late deciders even in double digits for Trump is probably a positive for him.

Republicans
Oct 14, 2003

- More money for us

- Fuck you


Mystery Goomba posted:

Is that real???

It reminds me of those "Bernie Won!!! this precinct" tweets but sadder.

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Slate Action
Feb 13, 2012

by exmarx
Does anyone have a similar 'late deciders' poll from IA or NH?

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