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david_a
Apr 24, 2010




Megamarm

Uncle Boogeyman posted:

Some more:

Oculus, Phantoms, THE PROPHECY, The Relic, Thinner
I thought The Relic was a fairly standard and somewhat unsatisfying creature-feature when I saw it a few years ago. What part of it did you think was novel?

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Uncle Boogeyman
Jul 22, 2007

Junkie Disease posted:

All dead on recs. I still love the hogwash dogshit phantoms is.

Phantoms is the only one I recommended that's straight up dogshit but uh it's definitely somethin'.

david_a posted:

I thought The Relic was a fairly standard and somewhat unsatisfying creature-feature when I saw it a few years ago. What part of it did you think was novel?

It's got a really weird monster and a neat setting, and just generally falls into that "how did this get actual money thrown behind it?" area

X-Ray Pecs
May 11, 2008

New York
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~Good Times~

Junkie Disease posted:

We talking crazy Manitou or is there a newer one? The Visits the closest you will get to that and "the keep".

Yeah, I'm talking the 70s movie that goes totally batshit in the last half-hour.

Upsidads
Jan 11, 2007
Now and then we had a hope that if we lived and were good, God would permit us to be pirates


Its standard fare but it's rare to see my fav museum in a movie.

Uncle Boogeyman
Jul 22, 2007

The Asphyx is the #1 movie I wanted to recommend but it's no longer in netflix

Edit: OH WAIT it's on prime! Bro, watch The Asphyx.

Upsidads
Jan 11, 2007
Now and then we had a hope that if we lived and were good, God would permit us to be pirates


Uncle Boogeyman posted:

The Asphyx is the #1 movie I wanted to recommend but it's no longer in netflix

Edit: OH WAIT it's on prime! Bro, watch The Asphyx.

Its a weird one.
I recommend "The Devil Bat" with Bela Lugosi. Its director did a bunch of Laurel and Hardy movies. You can really tell.
A cold cream chemist gets shafted by a low payout for his product. So like many cosmetic designers he makes giant bats that kill people who wear a cologne he taught them to hate.
The bats' scream has to be the source of Futurama's Fry scream.
Prime got it and literal thousands of movies as bad or worse.

veni veni veni
Jun 5, 2005


david_a posted:

I thought The Relic was a fairly standard and somewhat unsatisfying creature-feature when I saw it a few years ago. What part of it did you think was novel?

I've got a soft spot for that movie since I saw it when I was a kid in theaters and thought is was amazing. I think it's a weird movie because it was obviously going for the Jurassic park crowd but was still pretty violent and R Rated m, despite everything else being chopped down to PG-13 in that era.

It's corny as hell though.

Humbug Scoolbus
Apr 25, 2008

The scarlet letter was her passport into regions where other women dared not tread. Shame, Despair, Solitude! These had been her teachers, stern and wild ones, and they had made her strong, but taught her much amiss.
Clapping Larry

Uncle Boogeyman posted:

some on Netflix: American Mary, Black Death, The Fury, A Girl Walks Home Alone At Night, Hardware, The Legend of Hell House (this last one actually is great so may not qualify)

All of those are great except for Hardware. American Mary is so hosed up it's amazing.

Hackers film 1995
Nov 4, 2009

Hack the planet!

The recent criticisms of Bone Tomahawk made me finally watch it and although I agree with some of the critisisms (it was at least 15-20 minutes too long), I still liked it. Absolutely worth watching.

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD
Sep 14, 2007

everything is yours

Humbug Scoolbus posted:

All of those are great except for Hardware. American Mary is so hosed up it's amazing.

You're right, Hardware is probably better than all of them.

Uncle Boogeyman
Jul 22, 2007

apart from Legend of Hell House, which is fuckin' awesome, I think the only one I'd maybe go to bat for as capital-G Great is Black Death, and I'd have to rewatch it first.

david_a
Apr 24, 2010




Megamarm
I was going to say "what's so special about The Relic other than it being set in the Field Museum" but I don't remember the movie using the setting all that well. You can tell some of the shots are in a real museum and not a set, and it's extra fun if you've ever visited, but obviously you can't shoot a lot of crazy stunts among the exhibits. It probably is most interesting from a 'how on Earth did anyone agree to film a B monster flick in a real museum' angle.

But I'm also down on the movie for the crap 90s CG monster effects. I love me some creature-features, but lovely stiff CG does nothing for me compared to the charm of a dude in a suit or some latex puppet.

Upsidads
Jan 11, 2007
Now and then we had a hope that if we lived and were good, God would permit us to be pirates


david_a posted:

I was going to say "what's so special about The Relic other than it being set in the Field Museum" but I don't remember the movie using the setting all that well. You can tell some of the shots are in a real museum and not a set, and it's extra fun if you've ever visited, but obviously you can't shoot a lot of crazy stunts among the exhibits. It probably is most interesting from a 'how on Earth did anyone agree to film a B monster flick in a real museum' angle.

But I'm also down on the movie for the crap 90s CG monster effects. I love me some creature-features, but lovely stiff CG does nothing for me compared to the charm of a dude in a suit or some latex puppet.

Has Congo aged well?
Prime has KONGA. Even better!

veni veni veni
Jun 5, 2005


God no.

Basebf555
Feb 29, 2008

The greatest sensual pleasure there is is to know the desires of another!

Fun Shoe
The museum setting works a lot better in the book. You really get the feeling that its a little world of its own, which is what makes the monster scary. The place is so huge but the monster could be anywhere, especially once the poo poo hits the fan and its really on the hunt.

X-Ray Pecs
May 11, 2008

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Uncle Boogeyman posted:

The Asphyx is the #1 movie I wanted to recommend but it's no longer in netflix

Edit: OH WAIT it's on prime! Bro, watch The Asphyx.

The Asphyx loving ruled, good call.

WeedlordGoku69
Feb 12, 2015

by Cyrano4747

Humbug Scoolbus posted:

All of those are great except for Hardware.

Motherfucker I will fight you

Upsidads
Jan 11, 2007
Now and then we had a hope that if we lived and were good, God would permit us to be pirates


LORD OF BUTT posted:

Motherfucker I will fight you

Lord knows most its cast can't.
All hail Konga!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=irdO28pI-cE

magnificent7
Sep 22, 2005

THUNDERDOME LOSER
I went on a binge for found footage flicks lately.

Not because I can't get enough of lovely stories and lovely cameramen, but I wanted to understand why people keep making them. (long story.)

I can recommend Tunnels. Australian and fun as all get out.

That one was good. It was fun and decent and I didn't spend much time shouting at the tv.

Another fun movie, but not FF, was Beneath. I did not expect to like it, but I did.

Humbug Scoolbus
Apr 25, 2008

The scarlet letter was her passport into regions where other women dared not tread. Shame, Despair, Solitude! These had been her teachers, stern and wild ones, and they had made her strong, but taught her much amiss.
Clapping Larry
Also for horror films on Netflix I'd be remiss if I didn't remind people that Wyrmwood is still on there. Mad Max vs. Zombies and a mad doctor that binges on soft rock from the 70s. It is so Australian it's staggering.

TychoCelchuuu
Jan 2, 2012

This space for Rent.
If anyone subscribes to MUBI and a 3 hour and 15 minute fake documentary about the 92 people whose last name begins with the letters 'FALL' who are listed in a directory of people affected by the VUE (Violent Unknown Event) and also about birds sounds good to you, I'd definitely recommend watching The Falls - you've got 30 days until it leaves MUBI.

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD
Sep 14, 2007

everything is yours

TychoCelchuuu posted:

If anyone subscribes to MUBI and a 3 hour and 15 minute fake documentary about the 92 people whose last name begins with the letters 'FALL' who are listed in a directory of people affected by the VUE (Violent Unknown Event) and also about birds sounds good to you, I'd definitely recommend watching The Falls - you've got 30 days until it leaves MUBI.

The Fall OWNS. Might be my favorite Greenaway movie.

nate fisher
Mar 3, 2004

We've Got To Go Back

Uncle Boogeyman posted:

man, I just loved Bone Tomahawk. I'm more and more convinced it was the best western of the year.

Slow West was my favorite western of last year.

veni veni veni
Jun 5, 2005


magnificent7 posted:

I went on a binge for found footage flicks lately.

Not because I can't get enough of lovely stories and lovely cameramen, but I wanted to understand why people keep making them. (long story.)

I can recommend Tunnels. Australian and fun as all get out.

That one was good. It was fun and decent and I didn't spend much time shouting at the tv.

Another fun movie, but not FF, was Beneath. I did not expect to like it, but I did.

I'm guessing you aren't in the US or are using that international watching app? I don't see Tunnels (or The Tunnel which is what I'm guessing you are referring to) but it looks entertaining.

Bored As Fuck
Jan 1, 2006
Be prepared
Fun Shoe

Humbug Scoolbus posted:

Also for horror films on Netflix I'd be remiss if I didn't remind people that Wyrmwood is still on there. Mad Max vs. Zombies and a mad doctor that binges on soft rock from the 70s. It is so Australian it's staggering.

This movie was loving horrible.



Also Congo hasn't aged well but it's still worth a trip down memory lane for the best couple of lines in movie history.

STOP. EATING. MY SESAME CAKE.



UGLY, UGLY GORILLA, GO AWAY

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

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Gotta nuke something
Free now from the chains of Ceausescu, traveling the world, doing good.

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD
Sep 14, 2007

everything is yours
Mr. Holmoka...

Uncle Boogeyman
Jul 22, 2007

nate fisher posted:

Slow West was my favorite western of last year.

That would probably be my second favorite.

A MIRACLE
Sep 17, 2007

All right. It's Saturday night; I have no date, a two-liter bottle of Shasta and my all-Rush mix-tape... Let's rock.

Is wake in fright on streaming anywhere

morestuff
Aug 2, 2008

You can't stop what's coming

A MIRACLE posted:

Is wake in fright on streaming anywhere

It's on Hulu

fishtobaskets
Feb 22, 2007

It's not about butthole pleasures
Lipstick Apathy
Holy gently caress. Re-watch Atonement. You'll be all hey there's what's his name and oh there's gobbledyfuck. I think Keira Knightley was the only star power when it came out but like 90% of the cast has broken out since then.

magnificent7
Sep 22, 2005

THUNDERDOME LOSER

NESguerilla posted:

I'm guessing you aren't in the US or are using that international watching app? I don't see Tunnels (or The Tunnel which is what I'm guessing you are referring to) but it looks entertaining.
I think you are correct on that one. And it's Australian, and I was wondering "why the hell is THIS not on US Netflix? It's found-footage, and I've never heard of it. Those two points qualify it for the Netflix US catalog."

SSJ_naruto_2003
Oct 12, 2012



What are some gems you guys have seen on Netflix that most people haven't watched? Like Babadook but doesn't have to be horror.

HOTLANTA MAN
Jul 4, 2010

by Hand Knit
Lipstick Apathy
If anybody's jonesing for some dumb Hong Kong action cinema I finally got around to watching Hard Boiled again and goddamn is it still good. The full movie's on youtube.

Also there's a fantastic Korean action movie called The Man From Nowhere on netflix. It's got my favorite Korean actor (Won Bin) and it's actually got a pretty ok plot about a retired spec ops dude becoming attached to an orphan girl and trying to rescue her from child slavery. It was Korea's highest grossing movie of 2010 so if you can't find it on netflix I'm sure it's somewhere else.

HOTLANTA MAN fucked around with this message at 08:17 on Feb 21, 2016

That Works
Jul 22, 2006

Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy


HOTLANTA MAN posted:

If anybody's jonesing for some dumb Hong Kong action cinema I finally got around to watching Hard Boiled again and goddamn is it still good. The full movie's on youtube.

Also there's a fantastic Korean action movie called The Man From Nowhere on netflix. It's got my favorite Korean actor (Won Bin) and it's actually got a pretty ok plot about a retired spec ops dude becoming attached to an orphan girl and trying to rescue her from child slavery. It was Korea's highest grossing movie of 2010 so if you can't find it on netflix I'm sure it's somewhere else.

Man from Nowhere owned. Watch New World if you liked that and hard boiled. So loving good I must recommend it here every other post

Bayham Badger
Jan 19, 2007

Secretly force socialism, communism and imperialism types of government onto the people of the United States of America.

GreyPowerVan posted:

What are some gems you guys have seen on Netflix that most people haven't watched? Like Babadook but doesn't have to be horror.

Tangerine easily became my favorite new Christmas movie after discovering it on Netflix. People are paying more attention to it after some high profile mentions, but I've never heard anybody recommend or mention it.

Accident Underwater
Oct 21, 2005

You look like a star!

GreyPowerVan posted:

What are some gems you guys have seen on Netflix that most people haven't watched? Like Babadook but doesn't have to be horror.

I really liked Boy. I watched it a few weeks ago after seeing What We Do In The Shadows, which was amazing and is on HBO Go.

TychoCelchuuu
Jan 2, 2012

This space for Rent.
Blue is the Warmest Color leaves Netflix streaming in a few days so I watched it. It's male gazey as gently caress, especially when it comes to its ideas bout how women have sex with each other, and the director clearly thinks he's making a different movie than the one he made, but if you can live with that it's a really good romance movie.

Raskolnikov2089
Nov 3, 2006

Schizzy to the matic

GreyPowerVan posted:

What are some gems you guys have seen on Netflix that most people haven't watched? Like Babadook but doesn't have to be horror.

Stakeland

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david_a
Apr 24, 2010




Megamarm

That Works posted:

Man from Nowhere owned. Watch New World if you liked that and hard boiled. So loving good I must recommend it here every other post
I watched this yesterday. It was good, sort of an Infernal Affairs crossed with the Godfather. Although I have to say that gang warfare in countries with strict gun laws is weird.

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