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quote:Mom’s The Word [Crunchy, Orange Snack]
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# ? Feb 21, 2016 19:54 |
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# ? May 27, 2024 01:04 |
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Tunicate posted:[Crunchy, Orange Snack] Yes, making a really banal assumption is a great reason to be a prick to someone. Also, what is the snack? A carrot?
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# ? Feb 21, 2016 21:28 |
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cash crab posted:Yes, making a really banal assumption is a great reason to be a prick to someone. Also, what is the snack? A carrot? Cheetos, yo...
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# ? Feb 21, 2016 21:38 |
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# ? Feb 21, 2016 22:36 |
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i know it didn't happen but that's really creepy
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# ? Feb 21, 2016 23:09 |
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You got your fetish text in my STDH text!
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# ? Feb 21, 2016 23:46 |
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This would count as something that doesn't happen right? "it is i, your birth giver"
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# ? Feb 21, 2016 23:49 |
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HOOLY BOOLY posted:This would count as something that doesn't happen right? I can see it as some kind of weird family in-joke that's evolved over the years. But yeah, probably didn't happen.
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# ? Feb 22, 2016 00:06 |
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flosofl posted:I can see it as some kind of weird family in-joke that's evolved over the years. But yeah, probably didn't happen. This is exactly the kind of poo poo my dad does, I can totally buy this.
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# ? Feb 22, 2016 00:13 |
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I hate how people don't realize inside jokes inherently, by their very name and nature, aren't funny to people on the outside. Like no one reads those jokes being like "Dang man lol I feel so left out I wish I could be in on that cool funny joke!!!"
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# ? Feb 22, 2016 00:19 |
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sweeperbravo posted:I hate how people don't realize inside jokes inherently, by their very name and nature, aren't funny to people on the outside. Like no one reads those jokes being like "Dang man lol I feel so left out I wish I could be in on that cool funny joke!!!" Sinfest had this covered 16 years ago, almost to the day ():
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# ? Feb 22, 2016 02:12 |
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HOOLY BOOLY posted:This would count as something that doesn't happen right? Aren't the messages on the right ones sent from that phone?
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# ? Feb 22, 2016 02:13 |
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dregan posted:Aren't the messages on the right ones sent from that phone? mama thinks she's hilarious "People quoting themselves is sad," I said once
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# ? Feb 22, 2016 02:29 |
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Gangbangers [quoteFor some reason, at Radioactive Zombie's old charter, the gangbangers would ask you who was in the stall. If you didn't answer, they'd fling wet paper towels and bang on the stall until you did. And when you did, poor puns off your name were made.[/quote] PDA quote:The celebrity technique, one person dresses outlandishly, the two most muscular in plain black suits no ties, and a fourth person carries a clipboard and looks nervous, suddenly all the doors are open, ideally the celebrity must behave as though they are slightly drunk and assume anyone walking up to them wants a photograph. Tape quote:This troper has a friend who crashed at a rather well-known science-fiction convention for multiple days by using colored electrical tape to change his 1-Day Pass into a 3-Day Pass. When he finally got confronted by one of the security guard on his way out of the dealer's area, said friend smiled widely and whispered "Thank goodness you stopped me! You're the first person all day to look at the day, not just the badge color!" He then flashed his work ID, gave his company name as that of a private security firm that had been hired to test the volunteer security and then took the guard's name so that they would know who to report as actually doing their job. He then left the convention, deciding not to push his luck any further... but happy that he had conned his way out of being caught with style.
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# ? Feb 22, 2016 07:04 |
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What the gently caress does this poo poo even mean? quote:and one male "technician" with regular glasses(rectangular ones work best) why?!
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# ? Feb 22, 2016 08:44 |
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sweeperbravo posted:I hate how people don't realize inside jokes inherently, by their very name and nature, aren't funny to people on the outside. Like no one reads those jokes being like "Dang man lol I feel so left out I wish I could be in on that cool funny joke!!!" I don't think the intent is for other people to think it's funny; I think that it's supposed to advertise that the person telling the in-joke socializes and is close with other people (and thus presumably a Cool and Fun person that you should hang out with).
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# ? Feb 22, 2016 09:10 |
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Mike Warnke is a real weird guy, and his stories about being in a secret Satanic death drug orgy cult are purestrain stdh http://answers.org/satan/warnke1.html being a satanist is pretty cool quote:A long, low, oxblood leather couch replaced the sagging old brown horsehair one, and there were two sets of bookshelves full of books [on the occult].... The biggest surprise was on the floor--two chicks sitting on a white rug.... except when you gotta do weird stuff quote:I swung the now screaming cat over the smoking caldron and then over the heart of the girl on the alter. Then, when the sword point touched the cat's belly, I thrust it in. its ok cause he got saved and went and was a hero in Vietnam quote:Anyway, one day we were into this fire fight....Everybody is shooting at each other.... He also totes knew Charles Manson
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# ? Feb 22, 2016 10:46 |
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Here are some tedious as gently caress texts that were soooo hilarious that they got shared on Reddit a lot. And then the Daily Mail wrote about them. Creepy as gently caress looking couple too. Especially her submissive collar.
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# ? Feb 22, 2016 13:51 |
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SEX BURRITO posted:Here are some tedious as gently caress texts that were soooo hilarious that they got shared on Reddit a lot. And then the Daily Mail wrote about them. He has an extremely punchable face and her "look at my dog collar we are so kinky and wacky" picture is just insufferable, much like the incredibly mundane "trying too hard to be ~random~" relationship texts. I bet most of them were written for the sole purpose of "let's see how many upvotes this one gets".
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# ? Feb 22, 2016 14:05 |
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Absurd Alhazred posted:Sinfest had this covered 16 years ago, almost to the day (): This doesn't seem particularly progressive
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# ? Feb 22, 2016 14:15 |
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invisible jerk posted:Mike Warnke is a real weird guy, and his stories about being in a secret Satanic death drug orgy cult are purestrain stdh I just discovered him yesterday through a Fred Clark blog post. Dude had totally been part of a local Satanic cult until years later, when he learned about the Illuminati. Then, wait, all of a sudden he had totally been part of a global Satanic conspiracy
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# ? Feb 22, 2016 14:31 |
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SEX BURRITO posted:Creepy as gently caress looking couple too. Especially her submissive collar. They're insufferable, but this is a weird thing to get judgmental on. hyperhazard posted:I just discovered him yesterday through a Fred Clark blog post. Dude had totally been part of a local Satanic cult until years later, when he learned about the Illuminati. Then, wait, all of a sudden he had totally been part of a global Satanic conspiracy Fundamentalist speakers from the seventies and eighties getting publicly discredited and hit with scandals is bittersweet, because they somehow always still have steady work and donations.
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# ? Feb 22, 2016 14:50 |
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WickedHate posted:They're insufferable, but this is a weird thing to get judgmental on. Not really, it tells me way more than I want to know about her bedroom preferences. It also implicitly involves every person within eye- and earshot in their sexual dynamic, even if it's just as a passive observer. Any act more intimate than a little light kissing, and handholding really should be kept between the people who have previously consented to be involved. D/s activities are way more intimate than that, even if there is no actual touching involved. I really don't care what the combination of participants' gender is, or the quantity of participants, or (un)attractiveness levels of the participants are, unless I've explicitly consented to the act, keep it in private.
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# ? Feb 22, 2016 15:15 |
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You're assuming it's just sexual/sexual at all and not a valid lifestyle choice or even just a fashion thing.
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# ? Feb 22, 2016 15:18 |
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Dog collars are for dogs! She should wear a people collar (which I guess is a nice button down? I don't know)
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# ? Feb 22, 2016 15:20 |
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Zelder posted:Dog collars are for dogs! She should wear a people collar (which I guess is a nice button down? I don't know) ID card to get into your office building.
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# ? Feb 22, 2016 15:46 |
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kizudarake posted:Not really, it tells me way more than I want to know about her bedroom preferences. It also implicitly involves every person within eye- and earshot in their sexual dynamic, even if it's just as a passive observer. You're arguing with WickedHate. You really shouldn't bother.
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# ? Feb 22, 2016 15:56 |
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# ? Feb 22, 2016 15:58 |
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WickedHate posted:You're assuming it's just sexual/sexual at all and not a valid lifestyle choice or even just a fashion thing. Do you want me to wear just my thin lounging boxers and a tank top while sitting next to you in a crowded movie theater before the show while my wife and I call each other syrupy sweet pet names and say we love each other constantly? It's not done in a sexual manner at all, and the boxers and tank top are a fashion choice.
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# ? Feb 22, 2016 16:08 |
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kizudarake posted:Do you want me to wear just my thin lounging boxers and a tank top while sitting next to you in a crowded movie theater before the show while my wife and I call each other syrupy sweet pet names and say we love each other constantly? It's not done in a sexual manner at all, and the boxers and tank top are a fashion choice. Not if the movie's playing? Otherwise that seems perfectly reasonable?
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# ? Feb 22, 2016 16:10 |
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WickedHate posted:You're assuming it's just sexual/sexual at all and not a valid lifestyle choice or even just a fashion thing. There are a lot of "valid lifestyle choices" when it comes to your sex/love life that should probably be kept to yourself, particularly when you are having your photo published in the psuedo-news. If you want to lead your wife around the house on a leash go ahead I guess, but I'd much rather not know anything about that. e: vvv can you hook a leash to it and drag someone around with it? Then I'm calling it a dog collar. yeah I eat ass has a new favorite as of 18:31 on Feb 22, 2016 |
# ? Feb 22, 2016 16:18 |
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Murphy Brownback posted:He has an extremely punchable face and her "look at my dog collar we are so kinky and wacky" picture is just insufferable, much like the incredibly mundane "trying too hard to be ~random~" relationship texts. I bet most of them were written for the sole purpose of "let's see how many upvotes this one gets". That's not a dog collar she's wearing. It's an all-metal locking permanent collar- either Ring of Steel or an Eternity Collar. (From the looks of it, I'd say Ring of Steel.) e: Murphy Brownback posted:e: vvv can you hook a leash to it and drag someone around with it? Then I'm calling it a dog collar. dovetaile has a new favorite as of 20:02 on Feb 22, 2016 |
# ? Feb 22, 2016 16:35 |
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Buttmeister posted:I was shaking. Every time I see this, I think dude is worse than those ridiculous reality TV brides, goddamn "Sure I'll pay for everything at your wedding! I love you like you're my own daughter. Wait, it's not all about me? gently caress you then. I'll throw a tantrum, embarrass the entire family, and take back my promise to support one of the most important days in you and your soon-to-be spouse's lives. I'm awesome." How do you even write a STDH.txt in which you're the most obnoxious character and then post it online without a shred of self-awareness?
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# ? Feb 22, 2016 17:04 |
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GOTTA STAY FAI posted:Every time I see this, I think dude is worse than those ridiculous reality TV brides, goddamn The POV character in a story is never the bad guy, didn't you know? These are probably the same people who think Walter White is the hero.
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# ? Feb 22, 2016 17:12 |
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razorrozar posted:The POV character in a story is never the bad guy, didn't you know? Everyone is the hero of their own story.
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# ? Feb 22, 2016 17:56 |
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Buttmeister posted:Creepy stepdad This is hilarious, but not sure if the whole thing is STDH. I can absolutely believe that this guy threw a big babby tantrum because he couldn't invite 20 friends to his stepdaughter's wedding. He wanted to cry or throw punches? What a charmer.
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# ? Feb 22, 2016 18:14 |
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Little Boy: [in a funny little boy voice] Lady, you got pwobwems!
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# ? Feb 22, 2016 18:15 |
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Nah the stepdad is in the right. gently caress the stepdaughter and her mom
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# ? Feb 22, 2016 18:36 |
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oldpainless posted:Nah the stepdad is in the right. gently caress the stepdaughter and her mom No, he is not. From the wording of the story it sounds like this guy is the kind of guy that insisted the stepdaughter call him dad all the time, and introduced himself as such. If he hadn't, they wouldn't have called the other guy "the real dad", instead of father or something else. Not that it happened, but gently caress him anyways.
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# ? Feb 22, 2016 18:54 |
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# ? May 27, 2024 01:04 |
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WickedHate posted:You're assuming it's just sexual/sexual at all and not a valid lifestyle choice or even just a fashion thing. I don't think anyone is actually advocating that these people be discriminated against (in the sense of not being allowed into businesses or something), but the way someone dresses and behaves can tell you a lot about their personality. While there's nothing "objectively" wrong with the general appearance of that couple, it can be inferred that a person who would dress that like is probably insufferable. It's not like people form their taste in clothes(,etc) in a void; everyone is exposed to society/media growing up. So even though there's nothing inherently wrong with, say, dressing like a walking Hot Topic store, it tells you something about the personality of a person who would choose to dress in such a way. The way people dress represents how they want to be seen by others. So if a person wants to be seen in public as...whatever wearing a collar represents, that tells you something about their personality. So even though I agree that it would be wrong to see someone that looked like this and act mean to them based upon their appearance, it would definitely make me think "yeah...definitely not going to prioritize interacting with that person." There is a semi-valid point here if you compare something like this with, for example, gay couples holding their hands in public. The latter definitely makes a bunch of people uncomfortable, but I think we would also agree that it is totally fine and that this discomfort stems from bigotry. But as with many things, this should be looked at on a case by case basis. I don't think that many people so strongly naturally identify with their D/s identity that it should be considered wrong to encourage them to not behave this way in public, and it's also kind of insulting to compare a person's sexual orientation with a fetish.
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# ? Feb 22, 2016 19:38 |