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Chantilly Say posted:What's the name for the condition where you see hot jets everywhere you look?
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# ? Feb 21, 2016 15:49 |
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# ? May 11, 2024 09:12 |
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Chantilly Say posted:What's the name for the condition where you see hot jets everywhere you look? Submolten steelbeamosis
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# ? Feb 21, 2016 15:58 |
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dang lol
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# ? Feb 21, 2016 16:35 |
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SS Oath:no they will not posted:SS Oath by Adolf Hitler Skylark posted:(In full Nazi outfit) I promise Hitler that I think your beliefs are good (trying not to laugh, i stifle a chuckle which is really inappropriate at Nazi meetings - Im absolutely giddy) I will use my gun and die, if I have to, to fight for what Hitler says and wants lol. I solemnly swear to Hitlers flag that everything about Nazi is good - and I have full knowledge that it includes psycho poo poo like killing Jews lmfao -- I love it all, Amen. Grandmother of Five posted:2016 fyad: hitler is sooo good. i love him. this much *holds up arms really far apart*
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# ? Feb 21, 2016 17:07 |
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Smythe posted:only time i went to disneyland as an adult i had a cripple in tow so we skipped all tge lines
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# ? Feb 21, 2016 20:40 |
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GottaPayDaTrollToll posted:And so, the curse of Bush's brain strikes once again. Whoops, fuckin' Rubio'd my post.
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# ? Feb 21, 2016 21:10 |
gary oldmans diary posted:
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# ? Feb 22, 2016 00:19 |
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manyak posted:when you were young you thought sex was just this thing where you go naked, whatever else. well, eventually you grow up and you realize part of it is about hurting them. you choke them and stuff which even though it seems bad actually adds to the good feeling you get when you cum. so its not a big deal. no they will not posted:generally kids have fairly naive ideas about sex and the world, ie that pain is bad and pleasure is good. however, part of maturation involves learning about "coin theory" - the fact that pain and pleasure are actually two sides of the same coin
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# ? Feb 22, 2016 05:22 |
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I already posted that, you doof.
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# ? Feb 22, 2016 06:00 |
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Chantilly Say posted:What's the name for the condition where you see hot jets everywhere you look? dammit, I post so rarely, and I've already wasted my 'You mom' joke for today, and now there's this open goal? dammit.
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# ? Feb 22, 2016 06:47 |
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Chantilly Say posted:What's the name for the condition where you see hot jets everywhere you look? Being a gay shark?
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# ? Feb 22, 2016 07:20 |
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twoday posted:I was laying in bed before I had to head to work. I don't normally think about pizza dough when I'm not at work, but today was different. I knew that I'd be able to do this that that had been tempting me for the past several months. I was going to be by myself for a couple hours, so all I had to do was steal a ball of dough and lock myself in the bathroom. I was getting turned on just thinking about it. I masturbated.
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# ? Feb 22, 2016 07:44 |
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Chantilly Say posted:What's the name for the condition where you see hot jets everywhere you look? Eno syndrome
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# ? Feb 22, 2016 07:51 |
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Siljmonster posted:Not everyone has a hole in their kitchen to stick their dick into and let loose a stream. FAROOQ posted:exactly, some men are single.
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# ? Feb 22, 2016 14:40 |
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Aren't these from the 12yo sounding/inflation thread? That thing is full of quality quotes.
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# ? Feb 22, 2016 15:39 |
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Roro posted:Aren't these from the 12yo sounding/inflation thread? That thing is full of quality quotes. That thread took a weird turn when people started semi-defending sexual deviance like sounding and other people pointed out "Not the issue, this kid gave himself sepsis of the dick 2x because he wouldn't stop shoving dirty things up there, he can't be allowed to continue"
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# ? Feb 22, 2016 16:47 |
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pentyne posted:That thread took a weird turn when people started semi-defending sexual deviance like sounding and other people pointed out "Not the issue, this kid gave himself sepsis of the dick 2x because he wouldn't stop shoving dirty things up there, he can't be allowed to continue" Nah, it got weird when people were suggesting buying him, a 12 year old boy, proper sounding equipment. Instead of, y'know, just making him stop.
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# ? Feb 22, 2016 17:06 |
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It got weirder when Ausmund showed up and started hardcore projecting their issues onto the kid and his family.
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# ? Feb 22, 2016 17:14 |
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Malachite_Dragon posted:It got weirder when Ausmund showed up and started hardcore projecting their issues onto the kid and his family. Clearly, jamming things into your peehole then not telling anyone makes you a sociopathic compulsive liar. How can anyone refute that flawless logic?
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# ? Feb 22, 2016 17:21 |
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Neurolimal posted:Tony Stark, Winter soldier, and Captain America's shield are going to punch/bash each other at the same time, causing a shockwave which tears off all their clothing, and they begin oil wrestling and grunting (this happens in a lubricant factory)
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# ? Feb 23, 2016 03:16 |
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Typical.
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# ? Feb 23, 2016 04:03 |
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Most of these quotes suck poo poo to be honest.
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# ? Feb 23, 2016 05:09 |
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Wizard Master posted:Most of these quotes suck poo poo to be honest. Kill Yourself.
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# ? Feb 23, 2016 07:47 |
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Wizard Master posted:Most of these quotes suck poo poo to be honest.
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# ? Feb 23, 2016 07:58 |
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Wizard Master posted:Most of these quotes suck poo poo to be honest. Roro posted:jam things into your peehole you sociopathic liar
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# ? Feb 23, 2016 08:01 |
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Wizard Master posted:Most of these quotes suck poo poo to be honest.
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# ? Feb 23, 2016 17:37 |
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Maybe we should have two quotes threads, one for the epic quotes, and one for the epic quotes
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# ? Feb 23, 2016 22:40 |
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Roro posted:Aren't these from the 12yo sounding/inflation thread? That thing is full of quality quotes. No, it's from an FYAD thread about "kinky" sex: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3729520&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=1 I'm interested in this bizarre thread though and would love a link or even just a quote so I can google to find it.
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# ? Feb 24, 2016 00:00 |
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DudeGoofyGuy posted:No, it's from an FYAD thread about "kinky" sex: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3729520&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=1 http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3763504 Knock yourself out!
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# ? Feb 24, 2016 00:10 |
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DudeGoofyGuy posted:No, it's from an FYAD thread about "kinky" sex: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3729520&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=1 If you're asking about the bicycle pump kid, here you go. The magic happens about 3/4ths down the very first page. e:fb
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# ? Feb 24, 2016 00:11 |
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Roro posted:http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3763504 Ahaha I love how quickly goons figured out what's going on. It's like on Jeopardy when Alex barely finishes the first sentence and you can already see the contestants going apeshit on their buzzers. "My twelve year old brother just got sent to the hosp-BZZZZZT" "What is shoving things up his dickhole?"
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# ? Feb 24, 2016 00:38 |
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I didn't know that this particular practice was called "sounding" so when I read "12yo sounding/inflation thread" I thought maybe it was about some dude who tries to make himself sound like a 12 y/o using helium balloons or some weird pedo fetish. This is something loving incredible, though. Especially that the second suggestion after "is he washing" is "what does this 12yo put inside himself on the reg?" Edit: People are talking about damage to the ureters? How far to you have to shove something up your peehole to get to that and how is that in anyway pleasurable? Catheters are loving painful and they're way smaller than whatever this kid could get his hands on. TheRecogScene has a new favorite as of 00:47 on Feb 24, 2016 |
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DudeGoofyGuy posted:I didn't know that this particular practice was called "sounding" so when I read "12yo sounding/inflation thread" I thought maybe it was about some dude who tries to make himself sound like a 12 y/o using helium balloons or some weird pedo fetish. This is something loving incredible, though. Especially that the second suggestion after "is he washing" is "what does this 12yo put inside himself on the reg?" I think they meant the urethra? Which would definitely run the risk of becoming damaged. As far as I'm aware, it's almost physically impossible to enter the ureters from the urethra, and it's not something that would be done if we could because that would introduce a massive risk of infection to the kidneys.
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# ? Feb 24, 2016 00:57 |
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Trig Discipline posted:Ahaha I love how quickly goons figured out what's going on. It's like on Jeopardy when Alex barely finishes the first sentence and you can already see the contestants going apeshit on their buzzers.
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# ? Feb 24, 2016 01:02 |
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Trig Discipline posted:Ahaha I love how quickly goons figured out what's going on. It's like on Jeopardy when Alex barely finishes the first sentence and you can already see the contestants going apeshit on their buzzers. First mention was post 11 by my count. Pretty swift, folks.
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# ? Feb 24, 2016 01:10 |
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Roro posted:Nah, it got weird when people were suggesting buying him, a 12 year old boy, proper sounding equipment. Instead of, y'know, just making him stop. I think it was around Page 4 or so where the OP reveals they found a hidden cache of other stuff the kid jammed into his peehole, and they realized this was something he'd been doing for a long time and was probably gonna keep doing, probably in secret, regardless of how much they tried to intervene or how close the kid came to dying. At that point, people decided trying to make him stop was likely just gonna lead him to keep doing it in secret with whatever dirty poo poo he could find, whereas at least if he did it with proper equipment, the family wouldn't have to worry about him going to the hospital anymore. Basically it's like Prohibition, but with jamming things in your peehole and jacking off. I. M. Gei has a new favorite as of 01:14 on Feb 24, 2016 |
# ? Feb 24, 2016 01:11 |
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I just read a thread with my hand on my dick. And not in the good way.
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# ? Feb 24, 2016 01:38 |
burexas.irom posted:I just read a thread with my hand on my dick. And not in the good way.
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# ? Feb 24, 2016 01:41 |
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atomicthumbs posted:We appreciate the input, but at this time we aren't able to use your suggestion to "stab the homeless". We will contact you in the future if we decide to use your idea.
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Roro posted:http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3763504 I'm a page in, tell me it's fake so I don't have to finish
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# ? Feb 24, 2016 02:26 |