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Who will win the caucuses?
Ben Carson
Ted Cruz
John Kasich
Marco Rubio
Donald Trump
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My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich
Day 10 of the NV caucus/Day 1 of the New State of Franklin caucus: Rocky Mountain passes are blown in last-ditch attempt to halt flow of Benjamins east.

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Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
Well folks, we're two hours in, let's check the vote count. Oh.... ohhhhhh.

Xenophon
Jun 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
Grimey Drawer
this is loving hilarious

Prof. Lurker
Mar 10, 2015

I've got the fire of human liberty!

I'm setting fires everywhere!

And humans are turning on everywhere!
trump literally running the caucus. and they said he had no ground game.

GOOD TIMES ON METH
Mar 17, 2006

Fun Shoe
Man caucuses own

RUM HAM
Sep 25, 2009

eric posted:

Just got back from voting. Tons of Trump supporters. We're going to make this country great again!

HIGH ENERGY

fade5
May 31, 2012

by exmarx

Gyges posted:

A Republican wouldn't know a La Raza member if they wore a shirt. Surprised there were no reports of a Black Panther speaking for Ben Carson in the precinct with Trump and Beck.
Pictured: a la Raza member and her two sons.


Republican fear-mongering about "La Raza" always amuses me, because to me La Raza was/is a good thing, not a bad thing. My congresscritter is the son of a La Raza member, hell yeah!:toot:

fade5 has issued a correction as of 03:59 on Feb 24, 2016

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

vrath posted:

reading the pol thread, I am a little afraid for kinsey now. I don't think she knows what she's messing with. Although I chuckled when I she read that donald was a big guy.

e: just control f and type in kinsey, starts getting wierd about number 12 or so http://boards.4chan.org/pol/thread/65058989

What's a kinsey, precious

Gyges
Aug 4, 2004

NOW NO ONE
RECOGNIZE HULK

This is what happens when you don't plan to vote Trump.

GrimGypsy
Mar 27, 2007

https://twitter.com/timkmak/status/701952858221105152

lol

Youth Decay
Aug 18, 2015

Schnorkles posted:

The Nevada GOP is such a glorious clusterfuck

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich
Day 5 of New State of Franklin Unity Confederacy caucus: The Benjamins flow east, unhindered. It is only a matter of time until they overwhelm the emergency national Democratic-Republican unity government in Washington, D.C.

The world watches in horror.

Concerned Citizen
Jul 22, 2007
Ramrod XTreme
glad this caucus is being run by the free market instead of the government

Oiled and Ready
Oct 11, 2004

He wished it could be as respectable and orthodox as spying. But somehow in his hands the traditional tools and attitudes were always employed toward mean ends: cloak for a laundry sack, dagger to peel potatoes, dossiers to fill up dead Sunday afternoons ...

vrath posted:

reading the pol thread, I am a little afraid for kinsey now. I don't think she knows what she's messing with. Although I chuckled when I she read that donald was a big guy.

e: just control f and type in kinsey, starts getting wierd about number 12 or so http://boards.4chan.org/pol/thread/65058989

Oh don't worry, she's very used to it. It's been 6 months of this now.

I don't know if that's meant to be sad or encouraging.

Brannock
Feb 9, 2006

by exmarx
Fallen Rib

My Imaginary GF posted:

The world watches in horror.

Hey man I thought you were writing fiction.

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

lmao

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc
Trump clowning on Rubio for having Nikki Haley at his speech in SC is pretty funny.

Montasque
Jul 18, 2003

Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven
This is an absolute poo poo show and I am loving it.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

Joementum posted:

Well folks, we're two hours in, let's check the vote count. Oh.... ohhhhhh.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

Concerned Citizen posted:

glad this caucus is being run by the free market instead of the government

I unironically agree. This is the responsibility of a political party and to the extent they choose not to assume any responsibility, well, they deserve what they get.

Concerned Citizen
Jul 22, 2007
Ramrod XTreme
https://twitter.com/RDS3Z/status/702326284886614016

#StandWithRand

GOOD TIMES ON METH
Mar 17, 2006

Fun Shoe
Can't stop laughing at Cruz wearing sunglasses

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc
:lol: Cruz telling NV voters that the feds need to "give back" the 83% of the state that they control.

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Joementum posted:

I unironically agree. This is the responsibility of a political party and to the extent they choose not to assume any responsibility, well, they deserve what they get.

They're gonna get Trumped.

XK
Jul 9, 2001

Star Citizen is everywhere. It is all around us. Even now, in this very room. You can see it's fidelity when you look out your window or when you watch youtube

mdemone posted:

What's a kinsey, precious

A very dolled-up, quite attractive, local reporter who became a thing during a live stream of, I think, a car chase/police stand-off a few months ago.

eric
Apr 27, 2004
Lipstick Apathy

Sir Tonk posted:

:lol: Cruz telling NV voters that the feds need to "give back" the 83% of the state that they control.

No we don't want them.

Tubesock
Apr 20, 2002




mdemone posted:

What's a kinsey, precious

Kinsey is a news girl. She appears on this channel https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3mq5hrUDoYo. She might be other places on the internet too. Currently shes live streaming reruns of donald trump speeches. Her face might appear at some point, but you're not missing much anyway.

vrath
Jul 6, 2015

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mdemone posted:

What's a kinsey, precious

The reporter reading banepost and no survivor tweets on this stream. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3mq5hrUDoYo

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich
5 Germinal, In The Year of Our Trump 1, Praise Be Upon Him, Defender of the Just, Protector of Judeo-Christian Values, Impaler of the Terror, Winner, Master of Benjamins

The Democratic-Republicans have succumbed to the power of the Benjamins.

We begin bombing at 0:00:00.

My Imaginary GF has issued a correction as of 04:05 on Feb 24, 2016

Gyges
Aug 4, 2004

NOW NO ONE
RECOGNIZE HULK

fade5 posted:

Pictured: a la Raza member and her two sons.


Republican fear-mongering about "La Raza" always amuses me, because to me La Raza was/is a good thing, not a bad thing. My congresscritter is the son of a La Raza member, hell yeah.:toot:

La Raza doesn't sound English and thus is terrifying to white Republicans. Also, surely a Chicano organization is going to be out in force for Cuban-American Republican Candidate Marco Rubio.

FourLeaf
Dec 2, 2011

WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOUR FAAAAAAACE ARMMMMMM

Mystery Goomba
Jun 4, 2011
I wish everything could be this hosed up.

Brannock
Feb 9, 2006

by exmarx
Fallen Rib

FourLeaf posted:

WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOUR FAAAAAAACE ARMMMMMM

Shoulder pads on her blazer and foreshortening on her upper arm

mannerup
Jan 11, 2004

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Mystery Goomba posted:

I wish everything could be this hosed up.

the night has only just started :getin:

Nix Panicus
Feb 25, 2007

Joementum posted:

I unironically agree. This is the responsibility of a political party and to the extent they choose not to assume any responsibility, well, they deserve what they get.

So are Trump companies literally running this caucus?

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
This flow chart isn't a fake. Caucuses own.

https://twitter.com/YAppelbaum/status/702326317879009284

vrath
Jul 6, 2015

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FourLeaf posted:

WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOUR FAAAAAAACE ARMMMMMM

isn't that a super old repost anyways? Get some new racist stuff booooooring.

Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

Gyges posted:

La Raza doesn't sound English and thus is terrifying to white Republicans. Also, surely a Chicano organization is going to be out in force for Cuban-American Republican Candidate Marco Rubio.

has anyone see La Raza Operative Scott Walker today? :ohdear:

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

Mystery Goomba posted:

I wish everything could be this hosed up.

We're working on it, okay, Trump can't take office for nearly a year yet

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mightygerm
Jun 29, 2002



Not a Step posted:

So are Trump companies literally running this caucus?

He is redefining what it means to have a ground game.

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