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Who will win the caucuses?
Ben Carson
Ted Cruz
John Kasich
Marco Rubio
Donald Trump
Jeb, somehow
Baby Hitler
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nachos
Jun 27, 2004

Wario Chalmers! WAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Tonight's events are one big false flag designed to push the voter id agenda

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My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich

Jewel Repetition posted:

3rd place win means even less now that there are only three real candidates in the race.

3rd place win is a 1st place loss.

Winkie01
Nov 28, 2004
https://twitter.com/chrislhayes/status/702339673285271552

Brannock
Feb 9, 2006

by exmarx
Fallen Rib

My Imaginary GF posted:

3rd place win is a 1st place loss.

What does that make second place, M.I.G.F.?

PDP-1
Oct 12, 2004

It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood.

babypolis posted:

i like the msnbc coverage for the most part but these loving lean forward spots are insufferably smug and i dont even understand why the gently caress they exist or why they have to repeat the same ones over and over

If you're seeing those you're watching a web stream, not the live broadcast version. They're placeholder ads shown by MSNBC that local stations would play regular commercials over. They only exist to prevent dead air time if something goes wrong with the local station.

CubsWoo
Aug 17, 2005

Where the big boys RAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGH FUCK YOU

nachos posted:

Tonight's events are one big false flag designed to push the voter id agenda

Nevada GOP caucus is supposed to require an ID but Nobody Stops The Wall

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

babypolis posted:

i like the msnbc coverage for the most part but these loving lean forward spots are insufferably smug and i dont even understand why the gently caress they exist or why they have to repeat the same ones over and over

Normally commercials are there.

I want the commercial back.

Montasque
Jul 18, 2003

Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven

Trump's Republican Party.

Concerned Citizen
Jul 22, 2007
Ramrod XTreme


God is great.

Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar

nachos posted:

Tonight's events are one big false flag designed to push the voter id agenda

Probably closer to the truth than you realize :/

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich

Brannock posted:

What does that make second place, M.I.G.F.?

Bernie Sanders.

Shark Sandwich
Sep 6, 2010

by R. Guyovich
Nevada sounds Trump as gently caress

CubsWoo
Aug 17, 2005

Where the big boys RAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGH FUCK YOU
I have a certification test in the morning and I have cram videos on my other monitor but at this point I think I can just write TRUMP as the answer to every question and pass via sheer intimidation

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
Please provide updates on your caucus night beverages everyone.

I am sampling several different belgian tripels over the course of the evening.

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

Leon Trotsky 2012
Aug 27, 2009

YOU CAN TRUST ME!*


*Israeli Government-affiliated poster

Yet 67% of Republicans nationally still say the Iraq War was a good idea and worth it. Chris Hayes asking "a number of people" and reporting that is pretty silly.

Baku
Aug 20, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

Jewel Repetition posted:

Toxx: if Trump get 40% of the vote I'll poo poo my pants.

look man i'm just saying all this trump noise means this guy is probably going to have to post a picture of his poo poo pants or be banned.

CubsWoo
Aug 17, 2005

Where the big boys RAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGH FUCK YOU

Zombies' Downfall posted:

look man i'm just saying all this trump noise means this guy is probably going to have to post a picture of his poo poo pants or be banned.

never toxx a messy pair of pants without already having one ready to go, i say

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
Caucuses own.

https://twitter.com/RalstonReports/status/702340780216561664

Nix Panicus
Feb 25, 2007

Zombies' Downfall posted:

look man i'm just saying all this trump noise means this guy is probably going to have to post a picture of his poo poo pants or be banned.

TRUMP!

*poo poo*

Harlock
Jan 15, 2006

Tap "A" to drink!!!

Bernie could've taken 2nd in the GOP caucus

Salt Fish
Sep 11, 2003

Cybernetic Crumb

CubsWoo posted:

I have a certification test in the morning and I have cram videos on my other monitor but at this point I think I can just write TRUMP as the answer to every question and pass via sheer intimidation

Okay correct me if I'm wrong here but I believe this literally happened at universities in germany.

CubsWoo
Aug 17, 2005

Where the big boys RAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGH FUCK YOU

Harlock posted:

Bernie could've taken 2nd in the GOP caucus

if all the reports of bernie supporters being intimidated and silenced by clintons people are true, imagine how they would fare against the trumpenkrieg

Concerned Citizen
Jul 22, 2007
Ramrod XTreme

Jewel Repetition posted:

Toxx: if Trump get 40% of the vote I'll poo poo my pants.

hope you're ready to deliver

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

A GIANT PARSNIP
Apr 13, 2010

Too much fuckin' eggnog


RUBIO IN THE LEAD WITH 36%

http://www.decisiondeskhq.com/nevada-republican-caucus/

Brannock
Feb 9, 2006

by exmarx
Fallen Rib

Harlock posted:

Bernie could've taken 2nd in the GOP caucus

No joke

Grouchio
Aug 31, 2014

Isn't there a GOP brokered caucus still going on right now? Aren't they trying to evict Trump from the party?

CubsWoo
Aug 17, 2005

Where the big boys RAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGH FUCK YOU

let's dispel once and for all with this fiction let's dispel once and for all with this fiction

babypolis
Nov 4, 2009

PDP-1 posted:

If you're seeing those you're watching a web stream, not the live broadcast version. They're placeholder ads shown by MSNBC that local stations would play regular commercials over. They only exist to prevent dead air time if something goes wrong with the local station.

ah i see i was always wondering why the gently caress no msnbc had almost no real ads it seemed way too pathetic. well they are loving driving me crazy

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Grouchio posted:

Isn't there a GOP brokered caucus still going on right now? Aren't they trying to evict Trump from the party?

Reports are coming out that someone did the stone cold stunner to trump on the delegate floor.

mannerup
Jan 11, 2004

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Schnorkles posted:

Reports are coming out that someone did the stone cold stunner to trump on the delegate floor.

Caros
May 14, 2008


:golfclap:

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
:siren: ACTUAL VOTES COMING IN ON DDHQ. RUBIO! WINNING 29 TO TRUMP'S 27 :siren:

Concerned Citizen
Jul 22, 2007
Ramrod XTreme
https://twitter.com/south_going_zax/status/702342590973263872

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich

TED CRUZ AT 12.

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009


what a worker

Shark Sandwich
Sep 6, 2010

by R. Guyovich
I wonder how Jeb feels tonight

XK
Jul 9, 2001

Star Citizen is everywhere. It is all around us. Even now, in this very room. You can see it's fidelity when you look out your window or when you watch youtube


Marco won't be happy about this, as he is currently trying to hide from what he got himself into by trying to up his status with a premature also-ran campaign.

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Top Bunk Wanker
Jan 31, 2005

Top Trump Anger

Didn't Rand Paul pay for the Kentucky caucus?

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