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Who will win the caucuses?
Ben Carson
Ted Cruz
John Kasich
Marco Rubio
Donald Trump
Jeb, somehow
Baby Hitler
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Concerned Citizen
Jul 22, 2007
Ramrod XTreme

Joementum posted:

:siren: ACTUAL VOTES COMING IN ON DDHQ. RUBIO! WINNING 29 TO TRUMP'S 27 :siren:

Want to explore what a real Rubio precinct looks like?? You can, thanks to Google Maps!

https://www.google.com/maps/@39.5036971,-119.8722747,3a,75y,6.89h,58.09t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1sGa2Of63sM4B9_9bEoRe4aw!2e0!7i13312!8i6656

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My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich

Slaughterhouse-Ive posted:

I wonder how Jeb feels tonight

Indecisive over breakfast.

XK
Jul 9, 2001

Star Citizen is everywhere. It is all around us. Even now, in this very room. You can see it's fidelity when you look out your window or when you watch youtube

Top Bunk Wanker posted:

Didn't Rand Paul pay for the Kentucky caucus?

Yes. They changed the rules for him, and charged him, and he never even made it that far.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

Top Bunk Wanker posted:

Didn't Rand Paul pay for the Kentucky caucus?

Yeah, the ability of reporters to hate and not understand the caucus system is impressive.

A lot of it has to do with caucuses ruining their deadlines, IMO.

Mokelumne Trekka
Nov 22, 2015

Soon.

when is a reasonable time to expect about 50% of the vote? I'll be satisfied and go to bed then

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

Mokelumne Trekka posted:

when is a reasonable time to expect about 50% of the vote? I'll be satisfied and go to bed then

Thursday.

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc
Why the hell is the press allowed inside the caucus locations anyway? You'd think the parties would keep them out.

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.

Mokelumne Trekka posted:

when is a reasonable time to expect about 50% of the vote? I'll be satisfied and go to bed then

Uh, lol

Oiled and Ready
Oct 11, 2004

He wished it could be as respectable and orthodox as spying. But somehow in his hands the traditional tools and attitudes were always employed toward mean ends: cloak for a laundry sack, dagger to peel potatoes, dossiers to fill up dead Sunday afternoons ...

Trump killed neoconservativism in 2 weeks flat and not a single media outlet will give him any credit for it. Sad!

Brannock
Feb 9, 2006

by exmarx
Fallen Rib

Oiled and Ready posted:

Trump killed neoconservativism in 2 weeks flat and not a single media outlet will give him any credit for it. Sad!

Seriously Trump has done more to torpedo neocons than Bill Clinton or Barack Obama ever have

Whatever else happens, Trump will have my grateful appreciation for that

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
*nods sagely*

https://twitter.com/IsaacDovere/status/702340883463610368

Mukaikubo
Mar 14, 2006

"You treat her like a lady... and she'll always bring you home."

haha that's right across the river from me

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

jfc

mannerup
Jan 11, 2004

♬ I Know You're Dying Trying To Figure Me Out♬

♬My Name's On The Tip Of Your Tongue Keep Running Your Mouth♬

♬You Want The Recipe But Can't Handle My Sound My Sound My Sound♬

♬No Matter What You Do Im Gonna Get It Without Ya♬

♬ I Know You Ain't Used To A Female Alpha♬
the party of lincoln

woke kaczynski
Jan 23, 2015

How do you do, fellow antifa?



Fun Shoe
This loving state

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
I'm going to unskew the polls here and just say that on average 15% of Trump supporters are actual stormfront members.

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.
When are we getting more results? This first precinct is driving everyone literally insane.

Brannock
Feb 9, 2006

by exmarx
Fallen Rib

Jewel Repetition posted:

When are we getting more results? This first precinct is driving everyone literally insane.

Look at the thread title

InsanityIsCrazy
Jan 25, 2003

by Lowtax

The polling firm says that 38 percent of them wish the South had won the Civil War.

Somebody, somewhere, just got the idea for a 1800s version of Man In The High Castle

CubsWoo
Aug 17, 2005

Where the big boys RAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGH FUCK YOU

Jewel Repetition posted:

When are we getting more results? This first precinct is driving everyone literally insane.

that's it. every other vote was found to be invalid. marco wins his first state and finally proves his momentum is real

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.

Brannock posted:

Look at the thread title

NO

Islam is the Lite Rock FM
Jul 27, 2007

by exmarx
It's like a train wreck that spews delicious candy

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
A Real American Hero

https://twitter.com/hollybdc/status/702343505079898112

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler

InsanityIsCrazy posted:

The polling firm says that 38 percent of them wish the South had won the Civil War.

Somebody, somewhere, just got the idea for a 1800s version of Man In The High Castle

Already around, it's called the CSA: Confederate States of America (I think).

A British documentary crew does a documentary about the culture and history of the CSA in the 1990s or something.

InsanityIsCrazy
Jan 25, 2003

by Lowtax

Can I Get A Hell Yeah?

mannerup
Jan 11, 2004

♬ I Know You're Dying Trying To Figure Me Out♬

♬My Name's On The Tip Of Your Tongue Keep Running Your Mouth♬

♬You Want The Recipe But Can't Handle My Sound My Sound My Sound♬

♬No Matter What You Do Im Gonna Get It Without Ya♬

♬ I Know You Ain't Used To A Female Alpha♬

caucuses indeed own

Concerned Citizen
Jul 22, 2007
Ramrod XTreme

trump has already made america great

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

Logikv9 posted:

Already around, it's called the CSA: Confederate States of America (I think).

A British documentary crew does a documentary about the culture and history of the CSA in the 1990s or something.

you can actually watch the whole thing on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=exnwTWfFRM8

oystertoadfish
Jun 17, 2003


i bet 0% of the people with xeriscaped lawns are registered republicans

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

Logikv9 posted:

Already around, it's called the CSA: Confederate States of America (I think).

A British documentary crew does a documentary about the culture and history of the CSA in the 1990s or something.

Also Harry Turtledove has been wallowing in this particular alt-timeline for several books now.

Mr.Radar
Nov 5, 2005

You guys aren't going to believe this, but that guy is our games teacher.

It's Bud Lite, so it's not even real beer. It goes with him being a "real" republican I guess

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Omg this caucus drama is going to be beautiful tomorrow. If Trump loses he will go NUCLEAR

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
Pro tier y-axis.

https://twitter.com/NBCNews/status/702345325932052480

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler

mdemone posted:

Also Harry Turtledove has been wallowing in this particular alt-timeline for several books now.

gently caress yeah nuke the south

Zoran
Aug 19, 2008

I lost to you once, monster. I shall not lose again! Die now, that our future can live!

Fox Newsian.

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009


i am very angry and sweaty right now at this moment

XK
Jul 9, 2001

Star Citizen is everywhere. It is all around us. Even now, in this very room. You can see it's fidelity when you look out your window or when you watch youtube


Trump has turned caucuses into concerts.

CubsWoo
Aug 17, 2005

Where the big boys RAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGH FUCK YOU
https://twitter.com/DemsRRealRacist/status/702343042687172608

oystertoadfish
Jun 17, 2003

i read that turtledove series for a while, i quit when i realized halfway through a book in the '30s or so that i had skipped the book set in the '20s and hadn't realized it until then

im saying that he gets bogged the fuuuuuck down in poo poo

i think my favorite turtledove stuff from when i was reading him in middle school was his fantasy from early on when he had to write under the pen name eric iverson bc his publishers thought people wouldnt believe harry turtledove was a real name and the book about justinian ii where he had him get his nose sewn back on by an indian doctor in the crimea (vaguely plausible by jumping through authentic history hoops)

the fantasy wwii series was another one that just dragged on for god drat ever

but agent of byzantium was how i found out about the best empire

gently caress nevada tho

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Mia Wasikowska
Oct 7, 2006


lol

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