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Who will win the caucuses?
Ben Carson
Ted Cruz
John Kasich
Marco Rubio
Donald Trump
Jeb, somehow
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My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich

Aliquid posted:

I see the Always Sunny Vote breaking down as

Frank - Trump
Dee - Carson
Dennis - Trump
Mac - Trump
Charlie - Trump

Dennis is always Ted Cruz

and no poo poo Frank is Trump while Mac is Rubio. also Trump is Mac's gay cousin and Jeb! is Dee.

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mannerup
Jan 11, 2004

♬ I Know You're Dying Trying To Figure Me Out♬

♬My Name's On The Tip Of Your Tongue Keep Running Your Mouth♬

♬You Want The Recipe But Can't Handle My Sound My Sound My Sound♬

♬No Matter What You Do Im Gonna Get It Without Ya♬

♬ I Know You Ain't Used To A Female Alpha♬

Slate Action posted:

Trump's numbers keep going up as more votes come in. He's at 45% now :stare:

KaptainKrunk
Feb 6, 2006


My Imaginary GF posted:

One candidate makes promises he can't deliver. Donald Trump promises to take Mexico and redistribute its land to Americans.

Which do you think is more likely to be acted upon by Congress, winning another Mexican-American War, or having an old socialist pass his agenda?

Congress has pretty much surrendered all say over warfighting so probably the first thing tbh

CubsWoo
Aug 17, 2005

Where the big boys RAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGH FUCK YOU
Wordfilter every combination of characters possible to Trump. please

Nix Panicus
Feb 25, 2007

Epic High Five posted:

Also orders his steaks well done. He's lost the foodie vote there, I hear Sanders eats his sous vide

The reasons to vote Sanders just keep increasing

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

Slate Action posted:

Trump's numbers keep going up as more votes come in. He's at 45% now :stare:

e: https://twitter.com/alexis_levinson/status/702373081462009858

The wilder the caucus, the later the return time and the higher percentage of Trump voters imo

CubsWoo
Aug 17, 2005

Where the big boys RAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGH FUCK YOU

Epic High Five posted:

Also orders his steaks well done. He's lost the foodie vote there, I hear Sanders eats his sous vide

Sanders would want you to move to Soylent so any excess unnecessary cash can be used to keep up his #Bernrate

Montasque
Jul 18, 2003

Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven
Cruz spin - "This was a total fail for Marco Rubio! And we won a county!"

CubsWoo
Aug 17, 2005

Where the big boys RAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGH FUCK YOU

Montasque posted:

Cruz spin - "This was a total fail for Marco Rubio! And we won a county!"

Up from 0 counties in SC so really Cruz is the winner, right

Trash Trick
Apr 17, 2014

TRUMP!

*passes out on top of a pile of Bud Lite*

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Trump is going to get over 40 and take a lot of delegates, super tuesday is going to be a blood bath. Hopefully Cruz and Rubio both come on stage and put a gun to their heads then pull the trigger.

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich
Redistributing wealth requires the government to take away freedom. We've already defined the undeserving; Donald Trump helps define the appropriate target and mechanisms for taking away freedoms: Mexico.

God damnit reopen the southern frontier! Let's show Mexico what "deported" really means! They don't like it? Pay for the drat wall! Cash or land, we'll take either.

oystertoadfish
Jun 17, 2003

republican establishment voters speak
http://rrhelections.com/index.php/2016/02/23/nevada-republican-caucus-open-thread-no-2/#comments

quote:

12:56 AM ET: (RR) Rubio has gone to sleep, will not give a speech. Probably a smart move for us all. Maybe this is just a dream.

quote:

All I can say after today is that y’all better hope Trump isn’t electable. Like, under any circumstances – recession, terrorist attack, the Clinton investigation blows up, etc.

Since I can’t tell you what I really think, I’ll try this: Trump is way too quick to invoke his displeasure with other sovereign nations. 1) It seems to be his go-to strategy for uniting Americans, and, 2) If you look at his decades-long history, it’s (maybe the) one thing he really seems to believe in.

Such behavior is characteristic of Russia, China, Iran, etc. Mr. Trump, however, also has a history of seemingly erratic behavior, and difficulty controlling his temper. I’m not convinced that applies to the aforementioned nations.

Finally, he seems to inspire, or validate, disregard for civility, as well as a lack of acceptance of, or respect for, democratic norms, among a fervent group of supporters, many of whom may have a tenuous, at best, level of civic engagement.

This joke’s not funny anymore.

quote:

Republicans can now be called the Gaudy Obsolete Party. At this point, I see no way Trump loses the nomination, barring Kasich, Carson, and one of Rubio/Cruz dropping out before Super Tuesday. His support will continue to rise after tonight, and I’d be surprised if he didn’t hit 50% in several states next week. Once Trump wins the nomination, I leave the party for good. I refuse to cast my lot with lunacy and the idiocy that many of his supporters represent. Liberal SCOTUS, Democratic Congress, and President Clinton here we come.

quote:

Its a state GOP that voted for Sharon Angle but still that’s no excuse and is well known for occasional self-immolation. But still that is no excuse. Trump had no organization in this state. The sad part of this all is that it is showing that the social media/reality TV campaign trumps actual the old school campaigning which means Trump could actually win. That is loving scary.

quote:

Fantastic speech by Trump. I’m not kidding either. His prior victory speeches were just him awkwardly thanking people for ten minutes. This was pretty great fascist rhetoric, and that’s not even denigrating him. It’s good stuff.

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

a cop posted:

TRUMP!

*passes out on top of a pile of Bud Lite jack Daniels bottles*

Montasque
Jul 18, 2003

Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich
Proconsul Trump understands that to redistribute wealth one must first seize that wealth from another. This is why I support Proconsul Trump: He has been to Gaul, and taken from barbarians to give to true Romans.

The Saurus
Dec 3, 2006

by Smythe

Republicans posted:

Oh god I actually kinda want Trump to win the presidency now just to see what happens help me. :stonklol:

post/av combo

CubsWoo
Aug 17, 2005

Where the big boys RAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGH FUCK YOU

a cop posted:

TRUMP!

*passes out on top of a pile of Bud Lite*


https://twitter.com/OldRowOfficial/status/702329060848893954

Zoran
Aug 19, 2008

I lost to you once, monster. I shall not lose again! Die now, that our future can live!
Ted is on

e: it's a victory speech

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Luckily for the disillusioned GOP, the Democrats are happy to take in refugees

Grem
Mar 29, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 19 days!
Jeb Bush on stage with Cruz????

poty
Jun 21, 2008

虹はどこで終わるのですか? あなたの魂の中で、または地平線で?

If you thought TRUMP was brutal to Jeb Bush that's nothing compared to what he's gonna do to Putin

Zoran
Aug 19, 2008

I lost to you once, monster. I shall not lose again! Die now, that our future can live!

Grem posted:

Jeb Bush on stage with Cruz????

:laffo:

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich

Zoran posted:

Ted is on

e: it's a victory speech

Ted won last place. He considers 3rd best to be a victory. I want America to be #1. Ted Cruz is a third-rate liar.

Rocks
Dec 30, 2011

How is Rubio not even giving a speech. How the gently caress is he such a lovely candidate

mannerup
Jan 11, 2004

♬ I Know You're Dying Trying To Figure Me Out♬

♬My Name's On The Tip Of Your Tongue Keep Running Your Mouth♬

♬You Want The Recipe But Can't Handle My Sound My Sound My Sound♬

♬No Matter What You Do Im Gonna Get It Without Ya♬

♬ I Know You Ain't Used To A Female Alpha♬

Zoran posted:

Ted is on

e: it's a victory speech

cruz looks rattled

Brannock
Feb 9, 2006

by exmarx
Fallen Rib

Rocks posted:

How is Rubio not even giving a speech. How the gently caress is he such a lovely candidate

Rubio is literally asleep

He's that lazy

Zoran
Aug 19, 2008

I lost to you once, monster. I shall not lose again! Die now, that our future can live!
Ted, I don't think framing Trump as a Washington dealmaker is going to work at this point

Donald Trump
Jan 31, 2016

by exmarx
Ted calls me a Washington deal maker. What a LIAR!!

Rubio is asleep - or rebooting?

CubsWoo
Aug 17, 2005

Where the big boys RAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGH FUCK YOU

Brannock posted:

Rubio is literally asleep

He's that lazy

there's a siesta joke in here, surely

eric
Apr 27, 2004
Lipstick Apathy

mannerup posted:

cruz looks rattled

A lot of awkward smiles and low energy in the room.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

CubsWoo posted:

Sanders would want you to move to Soylent

Sanders thinks Ron Paul's "Kill you are parents" policy doesn't go far enough, what an outrageous waste of a perfect good resource.

eric
Apr 27, 2004
Lipstick Apathy

Donald Trump posted:

Ted calls me a Washington deal maker. What a LIAR!!

Rubio is asleep - or rebooting?

System updates

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Slime face talking.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

mannerup posted:

cruz looks rattled

eric posted:

A lot of awkward smiles and low energy in the room.

I wonder what is caus-

Grem posted:

Jeb Bush on stage with Cruz????

Nevermind.

The Saurus
Dec 3, 2006

by Smythe

:lol: the trump action figure from cruz' ad

Montasque
Jul 18, 2003

Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven

Rocks posted:

How is Rubio not even giving a speech. How the gently caress is he such a lovely candidate

Rubio went to bed at like 11pm eastern time... I'm not kidding.

The Real Paddy
Aug 21, 2004

by FactsAreUseless
Ted Cruz is a masochist. Super religious/repressive, smiles at debates when he has been attacked in a way that says he really enjoys that they're upset (in preparation for anticipated punishment), and his logo demands that we Truss him like a chicken.

Grem
Mar 29, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 19 days!
There is also a man on Cruz's far left standing in a hole in the stage.

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Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Cruz is done, this speech is terrible, he's rattled. Scared even.

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