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- DeepQantas
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Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...
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We always think we're pulling a real fast one over those tooth fairies, "haha, money for this old thing? sure i'm not even using it anymore, sucker" but did you ever stop and think...maybe those clever bastards know something about teeth that we don't???
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Feb 25, 2016 22:56
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I was playing Harvest Moon 64 with this kid who lived on my street and my cows were not doing well and I got so raged up and frustrated that my eyes welled up with tears and my friend was like are you crying dude. Are you crying because of the cows. I didn't understand the feeding mechanic.
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To prevent global warming/climate change, simply destroy all of society and technology, then live off the good of the land
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Feb 25, 2016 23:52
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I was playing Harvest Moon 64 with this kid who lived on my street and my cows were not doing well and I got so raged up and frustrated that my eyes welled up with tears and my friend was like are you crying dude. Are you crying because of the cows. I didn't understand the feeding mechanic.
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Pollution got you down, can't stand wearing that mask every day to breathe? Just tell your friends from the country to send you some air, like in bottles. It's so simple!
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Feb 25, 2016 23:54
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- Doghouse
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I was playing Harvest Moon 64 with this kid who lived on my street and my cows were not doing well and I got so raged up and frustrated that my eyes welled up with tears and my friend was like are you crying dude. Are you crying because of the cows. I didn't understand the feeding mechanic.
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To prevent murders, just put up signs all around town that say "MURDER IS NOT ALLOWED"
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Feb 25, 2016 23:57
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take all the money from the DEA's budget and buy free weed for everyone
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Feb 25, 2016 23:59
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- super mario batali
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Dice-a the Mushroom
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Lock up the DEA for talking about drugs all the time
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Feb 26, 2016 01:51
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- google THIS
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base true stories on works of fiction instead of the other way around. that way, everyone can have a happy ending!
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Feb 26, 2016 03:54
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- Doghouse
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I was playing Harvest Moon 64 with this kid who lived on my street and my cows were not doing well and I got so raged up and frustrated that my eyes welled up with tears and my friend was like are you crying dude. Are you crying because of the cows. I didn't understand the feeding mechanic.
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take all the money from the DEA's budget and buy free weed for everyone
We should plant weed plants everywhere, on every street corner. There should be forests of weed. It's a plant, it's natural, it grows from the ground. I want drugs
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Feb 26, 2016 04:30
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it is a weed. it grows everywhere.
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Feb 26, 2016 04:40
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- FluffieDuckie
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it is a weed. it grows everywhere.
Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!
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Feb 26, 2016 04:40
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- Doghouse
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I was playing Harvest Moon 64 with this kid who lived on my street and my cows were not doing well and I got so raged up and frustrated that my eyes welled up with tears and my friend was like are you crying dude. Are you crying because of the cows. I didn't understand the feeding mechanic.
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Dogs that glow in the dark
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Feb 26, 2016 05:25
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by R. Guyovich
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Coast to coast saturation thermonuclear bombardment of the continental United States.
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Feb 26, 2016 10:32
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- lmbo calrissian
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i'm into fashion
men are my passion
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small dick? don't stand so far away
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Feb 26, 2016 11:16
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- TED BUNNDY
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SO HUNGRY
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a vaporizer built into scuba gear so i can get dank in the tank after the ship sank
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Feb 26, 2016 13:49
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- Admiral_eX_laX
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Historically Inaccurate
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Feb 26, 2016 15:22
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- DeepQantas
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Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...
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I device of some sort that lights things way over there on fire. You know, it like throws the fire to over there.
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Feb 26, 2016 15:37
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- Piso Mojado
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small dick? don't stand so far away
lmbo
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Feb 26, 2016 15:53
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- DeepQantas
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Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...
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Get every nation in the world to sign a treaty protecting the global production of peas.
but just before they sign it, switch it for a document that says "world peace" instead
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Feb 26, 2016 19:28
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- ChairmanMeow
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Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!
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We always think we're pulling a real fast one over those tooth fairies, "haha, money for this old thing? sure i'm not even using it anymore, sucker" but did you ever stop and think...maybe those clever bastards know something about teeth that we don't???
Those teeth were way too sensitive. I'm glad to be rid of them. I had to watch every word out of my mouth.
A pantyhose gun. You won't have to slowly roll them on for miserable occasions, worrying about snagging then on that one nail and ruining them. If you see a small animal you don't want to kill but need to catch boom it's wrapped up in the leg of a panty hose. Or the middle control part and you tie the legs. A huge scary dog coming at you? Boom his head is covered and two comical empty legs are hanging down like floppy ears, spike isn't so scary now after panty hose gun is he?
It's a non lethal way to stop a roommate from eating your food from yards away.
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Feb 26, 2016 19:42
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- DeepQantas
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Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...
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Robbing a bank? Shoot each hostage in the face with a pantyhose gun. Now police can't tell who's a robber and who isn't
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Feb 26, 2016 20:08
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Robbing a bank? Shoot each hostage in the face with a pantyhose gun. Now police can't tell who's a robber and who isn't
Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!
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Feb 26, 2016 20:15
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One day nearer spring
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summer camps could save a lot of money on canoes and horses and other large ticket items by just buying tampons in bulk
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Feb 26, 2016 20:24
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- MrWillsauce
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all I want for christmas is whirled peas
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Feb 26, 2016 21:12
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- lmbo calrissian
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i'm into fashion
men are my passion
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Feb 26, 2016 21:57
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- Twerkteam Pizza
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Redistribute wealth to reduce poverty
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Feb 27, 2016 00:59
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- Adiabatic
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What have you assholes done now?
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three words:
direct exhaust injection
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Feb 29, 2016 16:21
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- ChairmanMeow
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Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!
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Robbing a bank? Shoot each hostage in the face with a pantyhose gun. Now police can't tell who's a robber and who isn't
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Feb 29, 2016 16:25
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Find that rear end in a top hat dentist that never recommends anything and kill him.
9 out of 9 dentists recommend this method to get perfect teeth every time.
 you just have to believe in yourself, there's a little skeleton inside of us all 
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Feb 29, 2016 16:41
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Instead of your tax dollars going to the Federal government, just send it all to me and email me with your requests about what to spend it on.
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Feb 29, 2016 17:20
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instead of spending a trillion dollars on the defense budget, why don't obama and congress spend a trillion dollars on world peace? Like seriously, how expensive can not war really be?
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Feb 29, 2016 20:09
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- super mario batali
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Dice-a the Mushroom
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instead of spending a trillion dollars on the defense budget, why don't obama and congress spend a trillion dollars on world peace? Like seriously, how expensive can not war really be?
"Peace through genocide and spycraft"
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Apr 29, 2024 02:00
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An internet that browses porn by itself
what do you think search engine spiders are
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