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EugeneJ: Feb 5, 2012; by FactsAreUseless

Joementum posted:

Is Kasich anti-death

what in the world

# ? Feb 28, 2016 20:40

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Zohar: Jul 14, 2013; Good kitty

EugeneJ posted:

Is there anything stopping Trump from winning the presidency and then ditching the GOP entirely

See:

Zohar posted:

when Trump becomes president he'll found his own party and throw out the lifeless corpse of the republicans

# ? Feb 28, 2016 20:41

Jewel Repetition: Dec 24, 2012; Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.

Betting market report

They don't think the KKK/David Duke thing will hurt Trump in any way.

# ? Feb 28, 2016 20:41

Montasque: Jul 18, 2003; Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven

https://twitter.com/jesshop23/status/704024628792942593

Re-branding a campaign is always a good sign.

# ? Feb 28, 2016 20:41

Majorian: Jul 1, 2009; Inverted Offensive Battle: Acupuncture Attacks Convert To 3D Penetration Tactics Taking Advantage of Deep Battle Opportunities

JonathonSpectre posted:

And I think that if you look at the REAL history of the South, those slaves were happy and content in their God-given place as hewers of wood and carriers of water for the superior race until YANKEE AGITATORS and BLACK REPUBLICANS started stirring up poo poo. Who's the real racist now?

#lostcause #thesouthwillriseagain #myhistoryteacherssuckedshit #neverreadabook

#politicallyincorrectguidetothecivilwar

(Seriously, has anyone here seen those "Politically Incorrect" guides? Boy, the author does NOT like black people)

# ? Feb 28, 2016 20:41

fsif: Jul 18, 2003

JonathonSpectre posted:

And I think that if you look at the REAL history of the South, those slaves were happy and content in their God-given place as hewers of wood and carriers of water for the superior race until YANKEE AGITATORS and BLACK REPUBLICANS started stirring up poo poo. Who's the real racist now?

#lostcause #thesouthwillriseagain #myhistoryteacherssuckedshit #neverreadabook

# ? Feb 28, 2016 20:41

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

shrike82 posted:

There's speculation that Romney will step in if Rubiobot implodes over the next couple weeks.
Hoping this happens and Trump makes Romney eat poo poo. Him making GBS threads on Bush and Romney in a single run would be awesome.

I'm not sure how Romney would do this, since he's not on the ballot anywhere, and those deadlines have long since past. Romney could, theoretically, try to start playing something to get himself to be the nominee at a brokered convention, but he wouldn't do that publicly.

# ? Feb 28, 2016 20:42

Joementum: May 23, 2004; jesus christ

Montasque posted:

Re-branding a campaign is always a good sign.

Ted can fix it.

# ? Feb 28, 2016 20:42

Thump!: Nov 25, 2007; Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!

Joementum posted:

Is Kasich gonna kill grandma? :ohdear:

# ? Feb 28, 2016 20:42

Monkey Fracas: Sep 11, 2010; ...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!; Grimey Drawer

Antti posted:

The Goldwater attack ads in 1964 were brilliant, they're overshadowed by Daisy but there's a lot of good ones:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jnWCQakuJT0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DyP_hWvqchU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=165m4Xzj4HU

It was a great election for ads

Monkey Fracas fucked around with this message at 20:51 on Feb 28, 2016

# ? Feb 28, 2016 20:43

Jewel Repetition: Dec 24, 2012; Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.

Montasque posted:

https://twitter.com/jesshop23/status/704024628792942593

Re-branding a campaign is always a good sign.

There's only one Republican candidate who's kept the same narrative, theme, and tone the whole time.

# ? Feb 28, 2016 20:44

Montasque: Jul 18, 2003; Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven

Joementum posted:

Ted can fix it.

Ted!

# ? Feb 28, 2016 20:45

Arcanen: Dec 19, 2005

Thump! posted:

Is Kasich gonna kill grandma?

It's actually Barbara Bush looking for a son replacement since her real one is so disappointing.

# ? Feb 28, 2016 20:45

CheesyDog: Jul 4, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

Schnorkles posted:

I'm not sure how Romney would do this, since he's not on the ballot anywhere, and those deadlines have long since past. Romney could, theoretically, try to start playing something to get himself to be the nominee at a brokered convention, but he wouldn't do that publicly.

I bet they still have a bunch of those RR signs left they could use for Romney-Rubio

# ? Feb 28, 2016 20:46

Baloogan: Dec 5, 2004; Fun Shoe

guac-flavored kisses for my jebby

# ? Feb 28, 2016 20:47

Montasque: Jul 18, 2003; Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven

# ? Feb 28, 2016 20:48

Joementum: May 23, 2004; jesus christ

In which the movement comes full circle.

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/704026393865265156

# ? Feb 28, 2016 20:49

Yaws: Oct 23, 2013

Montasque posted:

A fat white middle aged Trump supporter! I'm shocked!

# ? Feb 28, 2016 20:49

Nonsense: Jan 26, 2007

Rubio must be incredibly wasted right now.

# ? Feb 28, 2016 20:49

EugeneJ: Feb 5, 2012; by FactsAreUseless

Nonsense posted:

Rubio must be incredibly wasted right now.

I hear absorbing vodka anally will do that

# ? Feb 28, 2016 20:50

Baloogan: Dec 5, 2004; Fun Shoe

its always a foam party
in rubio's pantalones

# ? Feb 28, 2016 20:51

shiksa: Nov 9, 2009; i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

Montasque posted:

"What is a meme? I just hate a lot of stuff"

# ? Feb 28, 2016 20:51

My Imaginary GF: Jul 17, 2005; by R. Guyovich

Joementum posted:

wow, way for Kasich to go full racist.

# ? Feb 28, 2016 20:51

ass cobra: May 28, 2004; by Azathoth

Nonsense posted:

Rubio must be incredibly waste

# ? Feb 28, 2016 20:51

Thump!: Nov 25, 2007; Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!

Shakugan posted:

It's actually Barbara Bush looking for a son replacement since her real one is so disappointing.

lol

# ? Feb 28, 2016 20:53

Baloogan: Dec 5, 2004; Fun Shoe

the disintegration of the republican party, and all this theater is giving my the authoritarian center of my brain daily jolts

# ? Feb 28, 2016 20:54

CubsWoo: Aug 17, 2005; Where the big boys RAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGH FUCK YOU

EugeneJ posted:

Is there anything stopping Trump from winning the presidency and then ditching the GOP entirely

um He Signed A Pledge

# ? Feb 28, 2016 20:55

CubsWoo: Aug 17, 2005; Where the big boys RAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGH FUCK YOU

Schnorkles posted:

I'm not sure how Romney would do this, since he's not on the ballot anywhere, and those deadlines have long since past. Romney could, theoretically, try to start playing something to get himself to be the nominee at a brokered convention, but he wouldn't do that publicly.

Romney can get on the ballot in NJ, CA, and a few Mountain West states. It's likely that Romney somehow winning just NJ and CA would deny Trump a total majority and allow ratfuckery after the first ballot.

# ? Feb 28, 2016 20:57

Fix: Jul 26, 2005; NEWT THE MOON

Joementum posted:

In which the movement comes full circle.

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/704026393865265156

Somebody stop the ride. I'm dying.

# ? Feb 28, 2016 20:57

Joementum: May 23, 2004; jesus christ

Joementum posted:

In which the movement comes full circle.

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/704026393865265156

Alternatively: not an echo, but a boor

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Wyld Thang: Feb 23, 2016

Slaughterhouse-Ive posted:

Rubio seems more Pet Shop Boys or Erasure

Both had hit songs.

# ? Feb 28, 2016 20:57

breaklaw: May 12, 2008

DaveWoo posted:

Come on, HuffPo. "Klandidate" would've been a way better title.

Everybody wave to the lurkers from Huffington Post !

:gently caress

breaklaw fucked around with this message at 21:22 on Feb 28, 2016

# ? Feb 28, 2016 20:57

Nonsense: Jan 26, 2007

Will the David Duke thing hurt Trump legitimately? Nothing has before, I doubt that would.

"They don't know each other"

# ? Feb 28, 2016 20:58

Baloogan: Dec 5, 2004; Fun Shoe

SEIG TRUMP

*click* (my heels)

# ? Feb 28, 2016 20:58

That DICK!: Sep 28, 2010

Joementum posted:

"OH LORD HELP ME RESTRAIN THE BEAST WITHIN, DO NOT MAKE ME KILL AGAIN"

# ? Feb 28, 2016 20:58

My Imaginary GF: Jul 17, 2005; by R. Guyovich

Joementum posted:

Alternatively: not an echo, but a boer

https://mobile.twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/704019808363352069

# ? Feb 28, 2016 20:59

Baloogan: Dec 5, 2004; Fun Shoe

mexican rapists!!!

# ? Feb 28, 2016 20:59

William Bear: Oct 26, 2012; "That's what they all say!"

shrike82 posted:

There's speculation that Romney will step in if Rubiobot implodes over the next couple weeks.
Hoping this happens and Trump makes Romney eat poo poo. Him making GBS threads on Bush and Romney in a single run would be awesome.

How would that work? Rubio staying in with an understanding that, in the event of a contested convention, Romney would be selected? Rubio's job would then be convincing people to not vote for Trump.

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Good Citizen: Aug 12, 2008; trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump

Nonsense posted:

Will the David Duke thing hurt Trump legitimately?

lol no. The only shocking thing is that it didn't happen months ago

# ? Feb 28, 2016 20:59

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